Do a

Do a
>be ___
>______
to the country above you

>Be American

>Forget Slovakia exists.

>be slovenia
>nyet nyet karl marx

>Do a
>>be ___
>>______
>to the country above you

damn

>be slovenia
>_______

>be spain
>be ethnically a nigger

>be slovakia
>country named after slaves

>be american
>thinks full auto rifles are adequate for living purposes

> Be Canadian
> Think being Canadian is adequate for living purposes.

>be maplenigger
>be a faggot

>be american
>lose to vietnamese

>Be canadian
>Catch fire while sucking dog dick.

>be canadian
>elect memes

>be canadian
>enemies win cause we killed them

>Be Canadian
>Kill enemies, lose

>be Laotian
>Nobody knows where Laos even is

between the vietnam and the thailand

>be german
>be """""""german"""""""

>Be British
>Wear trashbag on head

>Be Slovakian
>Get destroyed by Wales on saturday and then England again on monday

>be waelish
>think 2-1 is anal destruction

>be english
>think an assassination of remain mp wont have a negative effect on leave

>Be American
>Brought to you by McDonalds

>Be British
>Go to Mosque

>Be Canadian
>Not realise that no matter what happens the globalists aren't going to let Britain leave

>be british
>get blacked

>Be English
>Laughing stock of the world

Seriously, is there a shittier nation right now?

>Be American
>Go to gay nightclub with your black boyfriend
>Get shot

>be montenegro
>be FUCKING RARE

>Be Montenegro
> Be a Negro

>Be a newfag
>Not lurking more
>???

>be american
>be 60% white

>be English
>get top quality education in the world
>learn from the best scholars, worthy successors of Isaac Newton
>find a nice blonde girl with Norman-Saxon heritage
>get married
>move to a charming little town, where everyone knows and helps each other
>have polite, healthy, upstanding children with determination and stiff upper lip, who'll make your proud
>live in God's own Country 'til you die and leave behind a legacy that'll make people smile and nod in appreciation "He was a good lad."

>0% black population
anyway
>be belgian
>get blown up

>Be hungarian
>commit suicide

>be Mexican
>pretend to side with Trump on Sup Forums in order to curry favor with Americans

>be "American"
>pretend to not be Mexican online

< Be American
< Have patriotism
< mfw Belgium doesn't have patriotism

>be hungary
>eat food

Erm thanks magyar

>be belgian
>live in a non-country

> Be British
> Speak Arabic

>Be british
>Live in Northern Pakistan

>be british
>be an islamic country

>be french
>get beheaded for drawing muhammad

>be Finnish
>create the greatest memes that ever existed

>one shot at life
>be born in the united Bongistana of the prophet Elizabeth II

>Be mainlanders
>Have quality bants!

>Be french

> ... Be french

>be french
>be an islamic nation

>be finnish
>ching chang chong

> Be Belgian
> Be an Islamic Nation

>be Canadian
>be A FUCKING LEAF

>be finn
>do fuck all for all of the medieval and early modern era and just chill
>gr8 meme era comes
>come up with the mongol meme
>hilarity ensues

> Be Finnish
> Be a Benis

>Be Canadian
>Fuck a bear legally

>Be Canadian
>ching chang chong

>Be Brazilian
>Fuck a tranny then rob them

I want a tactical hotdog

>Be finnish
>Be an african dating center

>be Canadian
>be A

fugg :(((

>Be Canadian
>Get LGBT press-ganged

>Be Canadian
>Be aware of the current year.

>Be Comoros islands
>be nig

>Be Canadian
>Get gender neutral anthem

>be british
>bin the knife

>Be Canadian
>have the most SJW leader the world has ever seen

its where Khan is from

>be british
>have to cut food with spoons

>be croatian
>be thinking you have a nation or a language

Hey that's the flag of where my German ancestors came from! Nice.

>Be American
>All you eat is burgers so there is no need for cutlery

>Be Comorosian
>Village elder decrees that you can only have two pre pubescent wives instead of five

>be comoros
>dont understanding the game

>be any country except America
>talk about American current events on the Internet, because own country is too boring/irrelevant

>be american
>have an ego so large it can only be brought down by daily mass shootings

>Be American
>Delete your account

>be mountainigger
>snail runs away from him

>be canada
>give orals to dogs

>be britain
>rule puddle

>be french
>have the highest percentage of muslims in europe

>be belgian
>go to the airport
>get blown up

>Be Israeli
>Have rocks thrown at you
>Decide to bomb a bunch of kids

>Be british
>Murder politician

>be british
>get stabbed by a bycicle wheel

>Be Jewish
>Go to camp

>Be Belgian
>Eat waffle

>Be Canadian
>Don't need to say much more

>be american
>vote weirdos to presidents.

KEK, thanks for that

>Be American
>Get shot
>Gay club edition

>be british
>shoot up a gay club

>Be britain
>Ignore bulgaria and albania
>Get raped by pajeet

>be british
>welfare, queen

>be british
>muslim named abdul
>scouring to and fro for some women to culturally enrich
>find one qt 3.14
>take her to my home
>while going there, ask about her age
>14
>thisgonbegud.jpg
>once at home, give her a drink
>put roofies in it beforehand
>she drinks it
>passes out
>i duct tape her mouth
>i tie her up
>wait until she wakes up
>she does
>come to her
>shhh, your race was white and oppressive, i'll culturally enrich you to make your guilt disappear into the clouds.
>rape her just to impregnate her
>she becomes pregnant
>keep her in basement for 9 months
>child is born
>he's perfect
>kill the woman, and cremate her
>spread the ashes
>fuck some goats
>raise the son until 18
>teach him how to rape
>son does it again, and the cycle repeats over and over again
>nobody's convicted because cops are pussies

>be braziu
>shoot arrows at helicopter

>be russian
>get shot in ukraine to compensate for putins dick size

>be jew
>get turned into a lampshade

>be israeli
>sell both the arrow and the helicopter