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cute bums edition

this is actually art in the same sense that The Mona Lisa is art

>tfw no FUTA Cara with a raging 12 incher to dick you down
unexplainable feels

anime

THIS IS A POLICE CONTROL

PLEASE SPREAD YOUR LEGS AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE YELLOW CIRCLES

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this is perverted

The weather is really shit and gray outside

Feels like I'm in Birmingham or something.

What did you lads call it at school where you'd pull someone's trousers down hopefully exposing their bare arse?

It was kegging at mine. Remember this lad kegged a right slag during mixed PE, she had a bright pink pair of undies on and bent over in front of all the lads to pick her shorts up.

>Waitrose and m&s are the same

oh my oh me

>supermarket wars

ahem

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Saw two black men today at the petrol station.

Felt like I was in London or something.

she poops from there
profound thought

who /traditionalist/ here

debagging

cum on big tits

I live in Wigan

Life idea: 7 of us move to Alaska for a year, living in a cabin in the wilderness.

only been to waitrose once when I was like 12 years old

remember arriving because I was playing pokemon Ruby and my Pupitar evolved into a Tyranitar right as the car pulled into the car park

hope you enjoyed that story

kecking

every day she forces out thick logs of hot stinking steaming shit from her engorged and slimy arsehole

who /very hard/ here?

wait a minute, that pony tail...

don't care about the food quality

M&S/Waitrose packaging is really nice to look at

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You're at the gym and these lads tell you to gtfo
What do?

below average makes my dick rock hard

call them niggers and continue my workout

Waitrose are great for meat, vegetables cheese, fresh bread and niche cooking ingredients.

Go to Aldi for everything else.

Who here /Waitrose and Aldi masterrace/

was in london today ama

On a bad comedown about to start crying

fucking need a gf

smash their heads in with weights that they couldn't even lift themselves

favourite poster really

>tfw soft water in manchester
>water tastes great
>go to the rest of the country
>everything tastes horrible

tell them to fuck off, the strongman lads I train with at my gym literally dwarf them

Go get my baseball bat out the car and ask them to repeat themselves

excellent edition

Inform management

did someone say bums?

How many white people did you see?

*drinks diet soda*
*scoffs chlorinated chicken*
*soaks salad in ranch dressing*
*feels irregular heartbeat*
*feels faint as blood sugar plummets*
*ignores cancerous growth*
*sharts*

Howdy yall

kegged. cos your left in your kegs.
think you misheard haha

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quite good.

>worked last saturday
>need to get a swap sorted for a future saturday when I want to be off but I'm due in
>guy at work needing to get this saturday off

might swap him but cannot bear the prospect of having a grand total of 2 days off among 17 days on

hate the runt life

what strongman equipment have you got and how much can you lift on it

Remember when Northerners had to boil their water because of a bacteria scare?

Literally and actually 3rd world. The government does not care whatsoever

can i go in the lads club?

made quite a few good posts in my time

stop posting pretty girls please. just makes me sadder about being alone my entire life.

ignore them obviously

my gym is full of them and I couldn't care less what they do as long as they stay out of my way

honestly couldn't imagine not having every weekend off

she just gets better and better

Read a study that found out 71% of gays are also paedophiles. It was a few years old too, wild how this fact isn't more widely known.

alri craig

anyone remember the quite good, kek gimmick

marrying a pornstar lads

Do British whitebois like black girls?

Asking for friend.

this desu

Managed to rinse the acid out of your eyes so you could make this post then eh?

this is the correct answer

not tonight mate

>piercings on men at all

ahh no he's gay/retarded

They'd fuck you up mate
They're white though.

please i am a lad

what species are they, geordies?

please say she has a benine benis

go and get a coffee mate sorry not tonight

>he listens to pseudo intellectual rorkelets spouting bollocks for hours instead of based geordie and lawrence having a laugh
give your head a wobble

fucking state

>cats v dogs
>london v north
>leftypol v /brit/
>waitrose vs aldi

anything else

are deanos even conscious?

gay I think

making an arrangement on grindr

*more vile and disgusting

*looks at your id card*
You have much to drink tonight mate?

>gif
fuck off

>£1500/month for 5 hours work/week
>£3000/month for 40 hours work/week

which one lads

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bit gay

what's that over there though?
*gestures behind you*
*you turn around mindlessly*

*i sprint flat out and dive into the lads club head first through the doors before you've even noticed i've gone*

I prefer other whitebois

abortion

got called a battyman in the r/grime discord lads

Do blackgirls like white boys?

Asking for e-eh.. a friend.

wanking

IF YOU DON'T RATE ME SHAME ON YOU
IF YOU DON'T RATE ME SHAME ON YOU

£1500/month

every time I visit somewhere google maps makes me answer questions on it

life vs murder (abortion)
taxation vs theft

pics

>book a flight
>google reminds me about it the day before

Now that they're making auto-driving cars, they know where everyone is at any given time, assassinating people will be a cinch

Tired of being what you want me to be, feeling so faithless, losf under the surface

Got called dog in the brit dota teamspeak

heard some blacks on the bus saying innit and senpai
why do they copy other blacks slang from different countries?

What will the UK look like in 2035?

got a black ski mask but I don't ski

think that's because you turned on Google Now

really shit