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NEWCASTLE vs TOTTENHAM Official Match Thread #1
5-1 Newcastle
rafa gunna school these bitches
>de gay
10-10 draw
>still no signings
>still no right back
Is it too late to get Yedlin back?
What a day that was
>dummett
need colback as well for true comedy appeal
>yfw Kyle Walker's middle name is Peter
Is this 2muchass lads?
If you're a twink yes
foys
\o/
She's just fat mate. I used to like girls like that, until I had a go on one. She looked like shit with her clothes off. Same thing happened again, and again. "Thicc" is just a meme. Go for thin girls and don't look back.
7-3 Newcastle
Disgusting
t. not a twink
You're a dicklet then lad
is this offside lads?
Is Lamela still dead?
Not if you're Tensnake
No, I just don't like fat girls.
Yes
You are a dicklet regardless
Yes
Yes, because he's ahead of the ball and the last man
missed my flight, now i'm in a bar all alone watching this and drinking a beer.
at least i have my Sup Forums bros right?
He's right, they are disgusting. They're actually completely vile once they have their clothes off.
They have huge guts and fat man arms. If they practice standing at a certain angle, wear tight clothes and play around on Instagram with the photo they look alright. In reality they just look like fat girls, because they are fat girls.
>being bald unironically
JUST
Based jonjo shelvy
Robben pls go
Nice flags desu
>Tottenham playing in pyjamas
Bold.
>the famous beerlets of holland
Would drink beer with/10
thoughts?
Thanks I made it myself
alri van Gerwen
>that pic of Rafa
>manquillo
top kek
>kyle walker now plays for two teams
West Ham are going to meme the Munichs.
I'm not happy about it either
>Sissoko
WHEN
>inb4 sissoko actually decides to put effort in against us
Will assist
I would probably kill myself if I was that tall.
>Spuds fullbacks
This is going to be fun.
>Shelvey immediately hoofs it out for a throw in
Get used to seeing that lads
>this fucking kit clash
fuck off
Making a bacon sandwich lads, brown or red sauce?
i am exactly that tall
there was a time when i did it ironically, and then i actually started balding. i have a problem with it, it sucks.
cheers mate.
Are you blind m8
Seriously, it's terrible to look at.
>dark top, white shorts and socks
>light top, black shorts and socks
This shouldn't be allowed. It's such a shit colour scheme.
I thought Kyle Walker left?
Red, brown is for sausages. (Unless if you're putting other ingredients in)
just regenerated
Just look at the shorts. (it doesn't make you a gay)
prolly a 240p stream
why did spurs show up in a training kit
no, he plays on the right
Do poocsdtle have even one premier league quality player
no, it's pretty bad in the shaded areas of the pitch
Make them change kits at half time. I WILL NOT WATCH THIS.
Why haven't some Arabs bought Newcastle?
Matt Ritchie is bretty gud
>booing Sissoko
Rude desu
>tfw newcastle does worst of all promoted sides this season
>boosoko
>posting a pic of yourself on Sup Forums
If I see you in the street I'm gonna tickle your bollocks mate
sissoko pls go
>these commentators calling Newcastle fans ungrateful for booing Sissoko
He was shit, that's why they're booing him
BOO
>gayle
>Worse than boorighton
Unlikely
How did Spurs allow to be scammed like that? Maybe it's some kind of money laundering?
Tbf Alderweireld and Vertonghen are both like 6'4", so Davies and Walker-Peters aren't as short as they look here
>gayle
>don't even bother to mark Sissoko
Fucking lel
More like Le gay
Gayle WILL score a winner against Liverpool this season. Feels good.
Nobody marking sissoko. SHIT tier organization.
>thinking football fans can think beyond >traitor and >snake
>lasted 4 minutes in the prem
>booing Walker-Peters because he's black and they think he's Sissoko
Typical racist northerners
fans don't boo players they thought were shit
>gayle
>kane not passing it
...
this new prem league logo and theme grew on me, i thought it looked like shit first time i saw it.
Tottenham's away kit is fucking awful. Why not just make it all-blue, like last season?
>getting injured during the first game of the season
Must be so fucking sad.
These fans clearly do
sit on my face please
Can't wait for FPL captain Kane to score a hattrick today boys. Also Alderwerield to score a cheeky header please.
>dummett injured
Newcastle win confirmed la
Mommy
>dub dubs
nice
I think it was more that he showed at the euros he can be good if felt like it, and was constantly crooning over champions league clubs like a thirsty motherfucker, no respect in the lad
>Gayle
Why the fuck are they booing Sissoko? He was shit and they made £30mil off him
it is, the shorts just clash