NEWCASTLE vs TOTTENHAM Official Match Thread #1

Kick Off 13:30 BST

5-1 Newcastle

rafa gunna school these bitches

>de gay

10-10 draw

>still no signings
>still no right back

Is it too late to get Yedlin back?

What a day that was

>dummett

need colback as well for true comedy appeal

>yfw Kyle Walker's middle name is Peter

Is this 2muchass lads?

If you're a twink yes

foys
\o/

She's just fat mate. I used to like girls like that, until I had a go on one. She looked like shit with her clothes off. Same thing happened again, and again. "Thicc" is just a meme. Go for thin girls and don't look back.

7-3 Newcastle

Disgusting

t. not a twink

You're a dicklet then lad

is this offside lads?

Is Lamela still dead?

Not if you're Tensnake

No, I just don't like fat girls.

Yes

You are a dicklet regardless

Yes

Yes, because he's ahead of the ball and the last man

missed my flight, now i'm in a bar all alone watching this and drinking a beer.

at least i have my Sup Forums bros right?

He's right, they are disgusting. They're actually completely vile once they have their clothes off.

They have huge guts and fat man arms. If they practice standing at a certain angle, wear tight clothes and play around on Instagram with the photo they look alright. In reality they just look like fat girls, because they are fat girls.

>being bald unironically
JUST

Based jonjo shelvy

Robben pls go

Nice flags desu

>Tottenham playing in pyjamas

Bold.

>the famous beerlets of holland

Would drink beer with/10

thoughts?

Thanks I made it myself

alri van Gerwen

>that pic of Rafa

>manquillo

top kek

>kyle walker now plays for two teams

West Ham are going to meme the Munichs.

I'm not happy about it either

>Sissoko

WHEN

>inb4 sissoko actually decides to put effort in against us

Will assist

I would probably kill myself if I was that tall.

>Spuds fullbacks

This is going to be fun.

>Shelvey immediately hoofs it out for a throw in

Get used to seeing that lads

>this fucking kit clash

fuck off

Making a bacon sandwich lads, brown or red sauce?

i am exactly that tall

there was a time when i did it ironically, and then i actually started balding. i have a problem with it, it sucks.
cheers mate.

Are you blind m8

Seriously, it's terrible to look at.

>dark top, white shorts and socks
>light top, black shorts and socks

This shouldn't be allowed. It's such a shit colour scheme.

I thought Kyle Walker left?

Red, brown is for sausages. (Unless if you're putting other ingredients in)

just regenerated

Just look at the shorts. (it doesn't make you a gay)

prolly a 240p stream

why did spurs show up in a training kit

no, he plays on the right

Do poocsdtle have even one premier league quality player

no, it's pretty bad in the shaded areas of the pitch

Make them change kits at half time. I WILL NOT WATCH THIS.

Why haven't some Arabs bought Newcastle?

Matt Ritchie is bretty gud

>booing Sissoko

Rude desu

>tfw newcastle does worst of all promoted sides this season

>boosoko

>posting a pic of yourself on Sup Forums

If I see you in the street I'm gonna tickle your bollocks mate

sissoko pls go

>these commentators calling Newcastle fans ungrateful for booing Sissoko

He was shit, that's why they're booing him

BOO

>gayle

>Worse than boorighton
Unlikely

How did Spurs allow to be scammed like that? Maybe it's some kind of money laundering?

Tbf Alderweireld and Vertonghen are both like 6'4", so Davies and Walker-Peters aren't as short as they look here

>gayle

>don't even bother to mark Sissoko

Fucking lel

More like Le gay

Gayle WILL score a winner against Liverpool this season. Feels good.

Nobody marking sissoko. SHIT tier organization.

>thinking football fans can think beyond >traitor and >snake

>lasted 4 minutes in the prem

>booing Walker-Peters because he's black and they think he's Sissoko
Typical racist northerners

fans don't boo players they thought were shit

>gayle
>kane not passing it

...

this new prem league logo and theme grew on me, i thought it looked like shit first time i saw it.

Tottenham's away kit is fucking awful. Why not just make it all-blue, like last season?

>getting injured during the first game of the season

Must be so fucking sad.

These fans clearly do

sit on my face please

Can't wait for FPL captain Kane to score a hattrick today boys. Also Alderwerield to score a cheeky header please.

>dummett injured

Newcastle win confirmed la

Mommy

>dub dubs
nice
I think it was more that he showed at the euros he can be good if felt like it, and was constantly crooning over champions league clubs like a thirsty motherfucker, no respect in the lad

>Gayle

Why the fuck are they booing Sissoko? He was shit and they made £30mil off him

it is, the shorts just clash