*cracks open ANOTHER pepsi*

*cracks open ANOTHER pepsi*

...

Little nigga is going to die from diabetes.

its actually pretty fucked up that he wanted to piss on Kevin

What if Fuller was Home Alone instead of Kevin?
How would the movie have been different?

Pretty much the same, but the part where he goes grocery shopping would just be him buying a case of Pepsi.

Wet Bandits would take on a whole new meaning.

>Watersports

Nigga please.

90s coke was make with natural cane sugar, shit used to be harmless.

*Pepsi

Generally all sodas used to be better.

well at least Pepsi has throwback Pepsi

*Cracks open another Budweiser*
*Light another cigarette*

Sumtahms dedd is bettuh Louis

Had

Now it's pepsi with real sugar, which includes corn syrup

>sugar is harmless

to give you the benifit of the doubt, that shit is and always has been loaded with sodium

Way more dark. Fuller aims for the kill every single time. That cunt has seen some shit, man. You can tell from his eyes.

Nigga please

the stuff they put in soda drinks is what caused the Gulf War syndrome and drove the soldiers crazy (at least according to my dad)

It's the choice of a new generation!

so fucking ugly I want to punch him in the face

...

>"FULLER, GO EASY ON THE SAM'S CHOICE FIZZY COLA BEVERAGE!"

what did she mean by this? are the mccalisters going broke?

>going broke
>like 12 of them are flying on a plane to Paris with a few of them in first class

Their house is apparently valued at over 2 million dollars today.

is that the actual Culkin's brother? the one that played in Scott Pilgrim and Fargo show also

Bro, there's something like 10 Culkin kids. They're freaky mormons who force their kids into Hollywood.

Yeah that's him, Wallace.
I think his real name is Kieran Culkin or something.

All beds are full you have to bunk with this guy.

Mind you he just finished a 12 pack of Pepsi and he hasn't used the bathroom yet.

What do?

sleep in the attic