It's user spends another Christmas alone in his room while everyone else has a gf episode

>it's user spends another Christmas alone in his room while everyone else has a gf episode

>first time I won't be at 24 years old

>"Th-things will get better next year... right?"

You don't need a girlfriend, you just need sex. Go get laid on new years and I guarantee you'll not give a shit about women for 6 months.

>everyone else

YOU ARE NOT ALONE

>Go get laid on new years
>haha just approach girls bro it's that easy

They've been rerunning this episode for 26 years now, getting sick of it

No family?

Wait for one to approach you, smile and keep the conversation light.

I don't drink and need to be in bed by 9pm can I still make it work?

>it's an user spends the eve on his dark room shitposting on Sup Forums while his family is gathered in the living room

>wait for one to approach

Turn the lights on, or atleast the xmas tree lights

>Wait for one to approach you

you stupid monkey!

RIP

It's all beautifully turned on and tidy but the decoration's in the living room

There are legit PUAs who say the female approach is something that happens to men once - maybe twice - in their entire life.

>another white Christian makes a troll thread for his online "peers"

it's true

He feel for the PUA meme

>tfw have no qt to spend Christmas with
>tfw family hates me and stopped inviting me to shit long ago
>tfw have 2gr cocaine and some cheap colombian rum
It's something I guess

Just b urself

Did I fuck, I just know their stuff because my brother fell for the PUA meme.

So what? Gfs are overrated
I'm with mine right now. MUCH rather be home alone memeing and playing video games

it's true, i ball women all the time, i'm inside one right now. it's a cdrom drive but her name is veronica

>tfw have 2gr cocaine and some cheap colombian rum

i'll be with family fantasizing about being w/ u instead user

>tfw visit family
>only one with no kids no wife or gf
>want to move to thailand or something to get away

I'll be honest with you: this is the first year I'm actually OK and happy with that.

T-thanks, senpai

My gf left me like 3 years ago and I'm still not over it haha time to kill myself.

Here's her tiddies.

T-thanks senpai

smug ass bird

post her pits

post feet gaylord

do it
one less pleb here the better

I just want a boyfriend

Well, this user spent christmas with his family, eating a great dinner consisting of pork ribs, minced pork dumplings and sausages, sour cabbage, potatoes and brown sauce, with homemade ice cream and a variety of "christmas cakes" for dessert, all washed down with a few beers and some cognac I bought as a christmas present for my father, and then then topped it all off with a game of monopolly with my siblings.
All in all a 10/10 christmas, would gladly do it again.

not even sure if i have a pic of her pits

thats wired i've had quite a few approach me but i have such a toxic and autistic personality that one of two things happen.

1. i dont pick up on what they throwin down.
2. my personality.

>Being ironically gay on Sup Forums

DELETE THIS

no no I'm not being ironic

Same. The pic is literally my endgame. Disregard sex, cuddles is where its at.

>ironically

I'd love both though.

>tfw wagecucking gave me an excuse to avoid the family Christmas dinner this year
>tfw spend Christmas day in my pants watching kino and having the occasional fap

Small mercies I guess, though I am going to have to lie to the normies at work about how good my Christmas was

Mmmmm, nah. What did you do for christmas, user?

Are you kidding me it literally happens to me like 2+ times a week; probably you too.

literally just make an account on any gay dating app/site. it's 10 times easier than getting a partner as a straight man

>tfw at a lesbian bar on Halloween.
>A cute kinda thick girl wearing an army uniform comes up to me.
>Grabs me and starts kissing me for absolutely no reason.
>Stops and walks away without saying anything.
I don't even know

thanks for sharing user.
your story got me feeling all cosy now!

Count youself lucky when you dont have to be hated by your gfs parents and probably no longer love her anyway

I just wanna be watching my kino

Pls stop. Take it to /lgbt/ containment board

i've never even touched a girl or even any romantic stuff not even once L0L

kill me

No problem, user. Truth be told, I'm pretty comfy right now. Love being back home for holidays and such.

Too many trannies and mental cases, and before you say /hm/ half of them are miserable bitter faggots.

This picture is great

thanks for sharing user

Why not? Are you hideous looking?

>coke and Colombian rum
You have to go back.

>christmas eve
>ex gf texts me out the blue
>she has a boyfriend now
>puts him down in a subtle manner whenever she mentions him
>says we should meet up in the new year to "catch up"
>roasties gonna roast

Not everyone has a gf. My sister has a bf
;_;

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