Characters have sex without showering and washing their hands first

>Characters have sex without showering and washing their hands first

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My girlfriend and I are both clean-freaks, so we have sex on a waterbed in our pool's shower-room, then my GF rinses in the pool shower, puts on sandals, then goes to the real shower in the bathroom and showers thoroughly, whilst I wash the waterbed with a hose. Then I rinse in the pool shower, then afterwards have a real shower. We put our sandals in the washing machine.

Once this is done we curl up and sleep in our clean bed - no sweat or other bodily fluids on the bed :-)

dude like shut up...

I envy you. I share the same sensibilities about cleanliness but my gf does not.

>waterbed
the 80s called

is your skin dry and scaly from constantly having the oils removed from it?

Hey, I can fuck her and wash her afterwards for you if it makes you icky.

>fuy cums inside firl and falls asleep straight away
>doesnt show him waking up in the morning, smelling his dried cum encrusted cock that smells like rotting shrimp and running to shower, shit,
And brush his teeth before getting back in bed with her

>no sweat or other bodily fluids on the bed :-)

but thats the best part

>Characters kiss on the first date

>remember when drunk in club and asked a girl who was dtf if she could go to the toilet and wash her vagina while I went to wash my jefferson.
>when I came back she was gone
>missed out on chub pussy because of it

Not that kinda guy, move along.

It's easy to clean.

No, why would it be?

...

annie clark is really pretty and talented

>he doesn't enjoy the smells and fluids of sex

what a faggot lmao

Probably for the best, user.

>Male character doesn't sneakily switch positions right before cumming so she ends up sleeping on the wet spot.

there are moves and then there are pro moves

>characters have sex but the guy can never orgasm despite keeping a rock hard erection and fucking for sometimes hours at a time

>No, why would it be?
because that's what would happen if you did that without using a lot of lotion to counterbalance it

Why is she so perfect bros?

literally me

youtube.com/watch?v=2f9xYxvgRmo

>characters have sex
>neither of them is crying

>Characters have sex
>Male character doesn't immediately curl up into a ball and start crying once they're done

lmao

>virgin stays at home all day washing his hands after masturbating to optical light displays on a fastidiously dusted crystal electronic screen

kek

>Character is still attracted to normal women after years of fapping to the most depraved porn on the darkweb

lmao beat me to it

>character shitposts on christmas eve instead of being with loved ones

>>washing his hands

also that dude in the back lmao

gimme a hug bro we'll bust a nut eventually

If you dont do this you get cystitis

>character doesn't lose his erection after seeing her ugly asshole after turning her over for doggy

>characters have sex
>woman enjoys it

>Girl pulls out after fucking the guy and makes him suck it

>femlae character doesn't fake orgasm and wait for the guy to fall asleep before finishing herself off with a vibrator
What did my wife mean by this?

>Characters about to have sex
>Male character doesn't suffer from porn related erectile dysfunction and get laughed at by the female character

Jeez, normally it would strengthen my erection, that must've been a bad butthole user. I feel sorry for your loss.

Don't believe her lies.

>female character doesn't tell her friends about the male characters tiny cock so they can passive aggressively mock him for being less than a man

Kino.

>male character doesn't tell his friends that female character makes noises like a ghost when aroused leading to everyone in the house calling her Casper behind her back.

>male character doesn't say so but he appreciates that between 2nd and 3rd base she excused herself to the bathroom to wipe her butt really really well

>Characters have sex
>This starts playing

youtube.com/watch?v=V4jH0WeV67I

>character doesn't get in a relationship with a drug addict prostitute that drags foot fungus in to his house causing him to have to replace all of the carpet

>Character doesn't get rejected by every girl he sees

>Female character fucking someone else with a strapon while pretending to have an orgasm

youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

>character doesnt fall in love with a married woman and try to drink himself to death on christmas eve

>character does anal without a condom

>Character has a deep unrequited love of his married mother figure and mentor that causes him to spiral into a self-defeating period of brutal depression

>male character 'accidentally' makes sure to let it slip out of his boxers when he is taking the post sex piss so her roommate can get a free show too

FUCK YOU STEVE YOU ASSHOLE. FUCK YOUR STUPID SUBARU TOO

>Not making her suck your dick after you've fucked her vaginally and it's covered a goo of god knows what

>It's a white guy hooks up with a mexican girl for the first time and cums in like 2 minutes because he can't deal with her going ooooh papi

>no sweat or other bodily fluids on the bed :-)
Literally the best part. Back when I had my fuck buddy, I would never wash the comforter and she would cream all over it. I also loved the smell her pussy would leave on my dick when we'd fuck in-between classes. Damn I miss her qt face and plump little body

Me except half black

same problem
let her take control and do all the work, it makes it easier to nut

damnit user shut up

>male character doesn't come up with an excuse to leave immediately after finishing leading to a fight where the female character gets mad and angrily asks him to leave, giving him exactly what he wanted in the first place

What did she mean by this?

I am 6'3'' and she is 4'11'' though

yeah mexican women need to warn us in advance about that shit or just expect 90 seconds of fury

mexican girl ohh papis > White girl ooo ooo ooo > Black girl oh fuck oh fuck > A LITERAL PILE OF HUMAN SHIT > Asian girl cryfuck noises

Stop it! Don't be a bully!

On a serious note though, seeing the puddle of juice and the cream stains she would behind was so sexy and just felt right

>female character actually wants to have sex with her SO and actually is physically attracted to him

Why do they make things so un life like

I wish my gf would initiate sex every once in a while ;_;

Yeah I fucked a japanese girl in osaka and she was so tight that it didn't even feel good and all she did was bob up and down on my cock and make baby seal noises

>ooooh papi

Honestly a turn off for me. It's on the same level with a girl calling me daddy. Plus they always have those annoying voices when they say papi

>It's on the same level with a girl calling me daddy.
Kek good luck dying alone.

Why are girls the worst?

why the fuck wouldn't you want to be called daddy? my ex used to do that shit all the time and I fucking loved it

>two characters have sex
>male's legs don't give out while trying to fuck her missionary with her on the edge of the bed because it was the first time in months that he did leg day and he couldn't even walk down stairs, let alone slay puss

lmao, like fuck me, right?

I do this too. But get round it by spooning to seem like I care.

kys my main man

she's probably cheating on you

>Guy takes more than 43sec to cum

>Guy has a porn addiction

oh, cool

we have the same filename for that pic

better start up another Annie hate thread on Sup Forums