Hola gringo I'm here to pick yo son up for our fuckin' date. Don't you worry señor user imma suck his dick real good

Hola gringo I'm here to pick yo son up for our fuckin' date. Don't you worry señor user imma suck his dick real good.

Y-you c-could suck my dick too... please?

is this one of those "cholo" things ive heard about?

I hope this is a new bot, this is way more entertaining than that autistic cunnybot

fuck I'd fuck the shit out of her

uhh, okay

>libtards will defend this

Goddamn, I'm gonna buy my son a fucking beer because he's a fucking man now.

Easy pussy.

>tfw son loses virginity before you do

ey sick digits cabron

I really want a girl like this to fuck with me though. Not in an evil way but in a toy kind of way.

Nono, this is a choLA. Have some respect.

that's great. you kids have fun

>Tfw wife's son is a Chad and you're a beta fag

>tfw your son wants to have the talk about the birds and the bees

This

>implying white boi isn't gonna suck HER dick

i feel you

I'm sorry but my wifes son isn't home at the moment

You better bring my boy back in one piece, pepper gut.

motherfuckin sureno trash

…I'm unable to disagree

At least you're not black.

You're gonna be suckin my dick first.

I want a spicy GF with a spicy accent. Also mexican food is my favorite food.

Gracias, ese.

mmm spicy pusy

that's called gonorrhea mi jente

ROSEEEEEETA! Don't take too long. ;)

I'm from the UK

do Mexican girls really act that way?

No it's just a meme.

Guy from "east coast" here.

How easy are Mexican women in Cali if you are like a 7/10 but only 5'9"?

I mean, drug mule gangbanger types of mexican girls probably do

>tfw no dominant chola gf

Some Mexican women are shorter than you.

...

>t. beta virgins: "heh damn i'd fuck her you guys haha"

And some look like gremlins

mexican girls are either 10s or 0's, not even kidding

It depends largely on your ethnicity and income. Latinas don't typically care too much about height. Latinos tend to be pretty short so being a manlet isn't too big of a deal. You should become a nurse, vet or a doctor of some sort. Nobody will care that you're diminutive.

Jeb es mi ese !

The girl in the OP is like a 6.

I think its a tranny anyway

Yeah, you'd know.

Very forward I see. Have fun.

bro you'd be slaying pussy left and right desu

Underrated

>tfw Cuban gf bites my tongue and lips HARD during intercourse
seriously hate that shit

rip son

>tfw when i had to go to san diego for middle school and had to deal with slutty wanna be cholas with their fucked up sharpie eyebrows

all the time

this one time a mexican girl came up to me and started harrassing me for no reason "ay gringo pinche cabron, ill suck yo dick reaaal goood ese"

i was scared shitless.

Sweet.

oh fucking god

>ill suck yo dick reaaal goood ese
>harrassing

>¡Yeb!
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