He had to copy Messi
How insecure is he ?
He had to copy Messi
How insecure is he ?
he was mocking him lad
why cant he make his jersey float?
>portugay
>outshines messi within 10 minutes
>mocks him
>LOL SO INSECUREEEE REEEEEEE
SAD
this, when I think I can't love Ronaldo more, he does shit like this, what a god he is
lmao that obsession
fucking based
Because he's a fraud
hahaha that's quite based
I gotta love him
lmao I love him, but he's a bit obsessed with Messi
Holy shit I didn't see this kek
He truly is a Madrid legend. Love him desu
>Discussing the ways of a literal god
I am sorry who are you again?
>10 min of TSU is enough to leave farsa customers seething
ALL HAIL THE TSUGOD
>Barely any time in the game
>Wrecks Farca
>Mocks Messi
Madman
we are lucky to have him in Spain, a god among men
Come on, how can you call him obsessed when the WHOLE world constantly compares messi to Ronaldo? He is the only guy that is on his level at the moment in the lg so can't act like he isn't aware of him.
An Allah amongst spanish moors.
lol
Post the shopped one of messi with his cock out.
>Missi
>Has to hide fat rolls
>TSUGOD
>Glorious and
It's not even a competition
it's a joke, he's making fun of him. it's what any good-spirited person would do given the context of the club rivalry and their personal goat rivalry
>messi doesn't live in Ronaldo's mi-....
Can anyone pls do a virgin/chad comic with messi/ronaldo?
Ronaldo Jerks off to Messi thinking about him every night
I like Ronaldo but it felt a bit cheap to do this in a cup match.
How can Culés even recover from that?
i think you mean cheeky m80
Stop applying logic to a situation like this. Imagine scoring a match winner coming off the bench against a major rival team, expecting rational thought is ludicrous
i dont give a fuck what anyone says about this guy. he brings excitement to this game. the Pique OG was the only interesting part about the game, then he comes in for 15 minutes and everything goes into motion. get's a goal wrongly called offside, scores an amazing goal, then gets wrongly sent off and things continue from there
His first goal was offsides, chicano.
It was offside from Marcelo's pass but it hit someone's foot and went to him when he was onside. I'm not sure of the specifics of the offside rule but doesn't affecting the play like that count?
>Come on, how can you call him obsessed
Because he is. Messi doesn't fucking care about the "rivalry". Ronaldo is utterly arseblasted by it.
He is literally el classico
TTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
هلا مدريد
Its still offside
>Win game
>Assblasted
Makes you think
kek
>Britannia
>Can't bear to get counter banted
You got soft
The rivalry, you fucking illiterate spastic
Nice. Euros are now speaking in terrorism
the difference is that only one of these will result in a trophy
This. Ronaldo scores every goal thinking about Messi's goal tally, while Messi just scores goals, thinking about post-match cheese pizza and sprite
>Win game
>Mock your opponent for shits and giggles
>Assblasted
You literal retard
A supercup is just a glorified exhibition match, since cards apparently don't carry over to the league or copa del rey it's the perfect opportunity to do something like this.
Even though Modric's card apparently didn't come into effect for 3 years, I'm expecting Barcelona to use the Neymar money to try to bribe the federation to give Ronaldo a suspension in La Liga, then see Madrid win all their games without him anyway.
messi is over.
>mocks
nice try autists
He is fucking copying Messi its disgusting
>Seething this hard
fuck you, nigger. Messi is done.
You have to be ALPHA to make it in the real world.
Ronaldo is an inspiration to kids to train hard while messi is to out there for them to connect with.
...
So based
nice
Arseblasted about the Messi-Ronaldo rivalry.
What are you struggling to understand about this, you fucking braindead cunt?
السلام عليكم
the only one assblasted here is you. dry your tears go to bed faggot, its getting late
>yank
>football
lel
Holy shit, this photo is fucking gold.
Pique mirin them gains
>PENaldo
>picuck
SE QUEDA?
def mirin dem lats
Tsuuuuuuuuuuu
Epic.
>copy someone else's widely publicized celebration
At least be original, Donald
Anybody has a webm of this celebration?
>btfo messhit
>openly mock his autistic celebration
>ref is so bootyblasted he sends ronaldo off for no reason
tsuuu is a fucken legend this is tip top banter
how fucking obsessed is that guy lol
i doubt Messi even cares about him
a shame that Müller didn't seize his chance in 2014 and do a TSUUUUUU after he scored 3 against Moortugal
Butthurted much? You Anne frank nigger jew
No need for that sort of racism here, Thailad
>costa fucking rica
I'm not Costarrican tho
Donaldo probably fucked Shakira that night
I would eat shakira's turds for sure
Stolen.
>ronnie is tsun for messi
>messi is your typical dense MC
>nerman finally wet full yandere and now is trying to kill him
the plot thickens
el cristiANO
>ronaldo
>putting his penis in a woman
m8
>copy Messi
nah, hes just looking out for his boy Marcelo
I actually kek'd in real life
The legend says Pique is still crying
>se queda
Pikék is a fucking fraud
Marcelo is fukkin based
He clearly copied Messi. Why are you contrarians denying what we all know? He's a baby dick manlet on the inside, never seen someone so rich and famous be so insecure
IN TEARS
For real, as irrelevant as this supercup is, it was a very fun match and exposed barcelona as a bonus. Shame the second match probably won't live up to the first game.
This is Real Madrid's year. First team to won the UCl 3 times straight
Tsunaldo is a big guy
Is your familia in tears over your cousin Ernesto's deportation?
Why are barcafags so quick to dismiss any shortcoming as irrelevant? If it wasn't then they wouldn't play their entire starting 11. You're right for the next leg being boring though. The GOAT will be suspended for a while to push messi on the media again
fucking kek
SEETHING
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If Real Madrid wins the supercup, how many finals does RM has won over Barcelona in the last years?
3 - 2?
Hes right though. Your dickriding is embarrasing. Save it for when he kills Sport Gijón
>implying i would ever visit cuckerica
That was funny tho
>yank with a proxy backing himself up
embarrasing
Kids love imitating their idols
Marcelo was the one that told him to do it.
So nice to see those barca fans get visually fucked tonight. Arrogant shits.