RIP Carrie Fisher

2016 strikes again

RIP

HOLY FUCK CONFIRMED

JESUS CHRIST

she's not dead

got my hopes up for a second. fuck you op.

that's anna kendrick you fool

stop

>Lying on the internet

She technically died on the plane. Heart stopped and had to wait a few minutes trying to find someone to do CPR. Shouldn't flight attendants be trained in CPR since they tell us their whole reason for being there is for safety. I guess they really are just sky waitresses.

and nothing of value was lost

Her condition is worsening by the hour. Might as well hang it up at this point.

Btw, does this mean Cuck Wars will be canceled?

Anna Kendrick as young Leia when?

Absolutely not, why would they stop printing money

the bacta tank is not working

pull it

>Btw, does this mean Cuck Wars will be canceled?

Lmao. They're gonna dedicate the next one to her and make a fuckton of money.

>Her condition is worsening by the hour
stop making shit up. her condition is reported to be stable

Why no video of her lifeless body? Did no one have a phone on the flight?

This.
Leia: Origins confirmed.

probably no one filmed it because no one recognized her.
She's pretty ugly now, and only marginally better before the attack.

Will that guy who posts his yearly semen bottles on Sup Forums post this year? Did he do it last year?

more crypt puppet cgi

>visiting Sup Forums
who let you out of the cuckshed?

Stable only means that she's not on the verge of losing her pulse again. She should be brain dead after thirty minutes without a pulse.

What did she do to hurt you so much that you want her dead?

Caused Alderaan to get destroyed.

She got old.

heh, the hat lines up

Hugged Rey.

Ruined tfa with her ugly mug

wow dude, already posted

>2016 strikes again

I don't get this meme. We haven't lost any more big celebs than any other year.

Means she's going to be visiting Jesus at the North Pole.

Rip from the bong more like it boy. If I ever catch you down the street I will show you what 2016 really means. Need a few skinny fuckers like you on the stick.

It's a reference to Trump getting elected. Anytime someone says 2016 was bad or whatever, they're saying they hate Trump.

fuck off, it started with bowie and lemmy dying way before the primaries were even finshed

The joke is that 2016 is the year of taking out the trash.

The only celebs who have died this year were trash. There was what, Bowie and John Glenn? Those were the only good ones.

got popular

Lemmy was last year.

David Bowie and Prince are the only truly BIG stars I can remember.

Stop pretending you like Bowie.

>2016 strikes again
Post this on Reddit, I'm sure you'll get heaps of upvotes!!!

>implying you like Bowie either
His Ziggy Stardust era was the best. Really got the space age going.

>he doesn't know

>this long and still no actual updates beyond "stable"
this confirms that they're not ready to announce how bad it is. She is guaranteed to have brain and body damage and I'd be surprised if she's not a vegetable.

With the amount of no talent girls I know who became "flight attendants", I'm not surprised none of them knew how to handle anything past customer service.

She is getting the hillary treatment for sure.

I already did.

>Carrie already got heart attacked.
>Harrison Ford is way older and is still OK.

Harrison didn't do fucking lines of coke like no tomorrow

Ford took better care of himself.

>he never noticed her fingernail

fucking this. im in flight school and theres thousands of stewardesses running around, goddamn they are so retarded and obnoxious mostly.

>Btw, does this mean Cuck Wars will be canceled?

dubs already confirmed

abe vigoda too

What about Spock, and Lemmy

Both of those were 2015. You missed a good year by living with your head in the ground.

>stable
Means she's a horse now and she lives in a stable.

>You will never be Harrison Ford and fuck chicks way younger than you.

Shouldn't have dumped trump. (((Ford))) is next.

btw check em.

YOU GO TOO FAR

...

literally revived 100 CGI star wars confirmed next

I'm Paul Simon

Shell be fine

She'll be fine. Nothing to see here.

shell will be fine as well

She's dead jim.

What does Trump have to do with this?

but Santa is not real...

Google "meme magic" and the number of dead celebrities that criticized Trump.

serious question, how bad will this fuck up SW? do you think they're already done with her scenes? are they going to kill her character? are they going to CGI her too in?

Sounds both paranoid and schizophrenic, good job.

>Sounds both paranoid and schizophrenic, good job.

Careful m8.

Delete this

Googled it, got nothing. Tried through Startpage and everything.

It was a decent post, but you really need to stop using Sup Forums as your only news source. Me personally? I back them up with RT, Al jazeera, and Arutz Shiva. If those four sources agree, whatever they're talking about must be true. You should really step your game up if you're going to post here.

I've got a bad feeling about this.

If she dies, Disney makes millions on the life insurance policy.

>yfw disney jews have the technology and money to replace her with a hologram

Alderaan was going to get BTFO no matter what she did. The empire was showcasing the deathstar.

no shes an idiot.
she gave up her only bargaining chip.

She lied about Dantooine. She's a lying bitch.

Underrated

>google "meme magic"

hello r*ddit

>Heart stopped and had to wait a few minutes
Generally, the definition of death they use is brain death, not heart stopping.

>Cheer up

What did Sheev mean by this?????

Hopefully she has that medical droid helping her.

carrie "can't do coke and not choke" fisher

She simply lost the will to live. Probably after Han Solo died her heart started breaking.

>le google it
just post the picture you cunt
we all know what it is

>stable
>critical

all those terms are journalistic inventions and mean nothing in medicine

she could die in 5 minutes, she could die in 10 years

>All he'd wanted was the same answers the rest of us want. Where do I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do is sit there and watch him die.

>implying we won't get another PS2 Carrie Fisher in her place

merry christmas to you too

He believes laughter is the best medicine. So let's all laugh at Carrie Fisher's disgusting blob of a body.