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Cincyo pen

Two weeks til uso pen and the return of Dubai

>waifu pic

ostapenko

Waifus*

my gf on the left

Me 2nd on the left

barsa fan here, cheer me up friends pls

Bartomeu dimision soon.

Old thread

ty

Vives en la casa cerca del mar
Also dembèlè soon

Make a new thread

ty, also pls no stalk

No, I just want the old thread full. That autism.

Give moni pls

Do you want to get gay with me?

Btw, gotta relearn two semesters of Spanish that I basically completely forgot. Kill me lads

dame dinero

lmao I only had to take one semester of foreign languages it was ez because I took Spanish since the 7th grade

Dumb Chicano, just ask your parents

Jesus look at the wrinkles
Puberty destroys female beauty

Darme dinero por favor
Callete wey

nishikori withdraws from cincy. elbow injury
catalonia > rest of iberian peninsula

>catalonia > rest of iberian peninsula
one of the worst takes I've seen this weekend, and boy have there been takes aplenty

+++++++++ALERT+++++++++
In this post when the poster said worst, he actually meant best
++++++++ END ALERT +++++

So, will Federror go to Cincy or not?

Es imposible que el juege en Cincinnati

please speak American

Pero español es la lingua de EE.UU porque hay muchos latinos ahora jajaja
tu = buttblasted

Decision supposedly to be made shortly

>tfw Fedelel becomes greedy, goes for the world number one, fails, injures himself in the process, and retires

I don't think he's stupid enough to do that. That's the kind of thing Nadal would do, for example.

Not sure why he decided to play Montreal when Cincy is usually his thing. Maybe it's just easy points? Who knows.

>every single decent player is now injured
>tournaments will be won by literal who's

This is why the season should be shorter

Missed the match. So was Fed injured or played shit?

Probably both, but who knows.

Tenni

Kinky Cincy

Benis :DD
16.00 Gasquet - Smith
16.00 Karlovic - Vesely
16.00 Young - Paul
17.30 Fognini - Medvedev
17.30 Krüger - Paire
17.30 Lopez - Chung
19.00 Edmund - Sousa
19.00 Kozlov - Querrey
19.00 Tiafoe - Marterer

Bagina XD
16.00 Davis - Haddad Maia
16.00 Kvitova - Kontaveit
16.00 Tsurenko - Pavyluchenkova
17.00 Ostapenko - Sharapova
17.30 Gavrilova - Mladenovic
17.30 Siniakova - Giorgi
19.00 Dodin - Bertens
20.30 Babos - Vinci
20.30 Cepede - Putinseva
20.30 Townsend - Puig

I thought masha withdrew

He wanted to play a Mickey Mouse tournament to get some training (like the Hopmeme cup, Dubai or Stuttgart).

yeah that match is cancelled. shame, that was the one i was looking forward to the most.

>Maybe it's just easy points?
Montreal and Cincy are both ATP 1000s so he would have got the same number of points from either. The opposition doesn't look any tougher in cincy though

He must be chasing points for sure. Both tornys 1000 each, thinking nadal will play both and no Novak.

...

Well yeah dull will play both, rog likely no playing cincy

ostapenko

Fed withdraws from the real slam (Cincinnati)

>play montreal
>win back aids
>Roidal finna be world number 1 with a chance to extend his lead
>the chalet of Federror

At least it happened during Montreal rather than Cincinnati. He has more time to recover for USO.
Fed has more than twice the amount of weeks as #1 than Nadal and is only 40 points behind in the race for Year End #1.

Been out all week

What happened? Why did fed lose? Was it bants?

>implying Federer will ever recover

Zverev is the new GOAT

Rafa the new #1 now boys and girls. Apologise.

VAMOS

Breaks

Wozniacki 2-6 Svitolina
Zverev 2-0 Federer
Isner 0-1 Troicki

>1 (one) title for the entire year
Was this the worst #1 ever?

*Isner 1-0 Troicki

I have never understood why he is number one. He can't even beat an ancient Nadal and barley keeps up with Federer and Djokavic. He is the Spurs of the Tennis world

>loses early at Cinci
>loses at the USO against Denis the Tennis again

Depends how you define worst. There have been #1s with less slams, titles and weeks at the top than him but compared to others with long runs as #1 yeah but he's been partly injured this season
Because he gained the most points last year. Less time has passed since he's beaten Nadal than Fed, though.
He'll still be #1 for at least 3 weeks

tommy paul is literally are chad

>having 2 given names

>kontaveit in charge of not choking

He beat everyone because the Big 3 were injured and not in form.

Is Donald Young the Freddy Adu of tennis?

Enough time to buy a razor now

Does he shill household appliances yet?

Wow. Ronaldo banned 5 mätches.

Just give him some time

...

but it was more about kvitova suddenly starting to play as world class player rather than anett choking.

who here for the headcaseb owl

I'm at work and there's literally gunshots outside, like I'm in a warzone. Tell mom I lover her

Lad, she choked. Up a set and 4-2 and lost.

Take pics

Kvitova just had a shoking first set. The rest was as expected. That's not choking.

I'm not going outside, are you crazy

Big if true

She choked. Was literally up a break in the second and even then had a TB

Rumors are that bope (yeah, from that movie) are fuckin shit up in a favela nearby.

Where the hell do you live Gabe

I'm working in Bonsucesso (Rio)

Sopa de Favela. Uma chacina.

>gabe
>working

or rather
>Brazilian
>working

It's shitty minimum wage, I will certainly never amount to anything in life.

BOPE's gonna invade Manguinhos again?

He needs to work on his self esteem

I watched Goerges - CiCi Bellis last week and I have to say......WTF IS UP WITH YOU GUYS WHY IS GOERGES YOUR WAIFU???? CICI BELLIS IS CUTENESS PERSONIFIED SHE'S SO FUCKING ADORABLE JESUS FUCK HOW I NEVER KNEW SHE WAS SUCH A CUTIE PIE???

No idea, I just heard people talking here.

Big players only like ~12 tournaments

Tats and mother issues

More like Medmeme

again, it was more about petra suddenly starting to play better than anett suddenly starting to play worse.

Ok, now that I got that out of the way...I have a meme request.... I know /tennis/ sucks for these sorts of requests..buuut......I really can't do this myself.
Can someone do one of those virgin walk v chad walk things for me?

It should be:

Virginer Federer

v

Ivo Chdlovic:

And Roger is the virgin:

Is 36 years old and thinks about retirement
Takes time off clay tournament cause he's scared
Started copying Ivo with his serve+volley game
185 cm manlet
His fans always expect him to win which makes cheering for him boring
Has bad h2h vs Djokovic
Lost vs Ivo at 2008 Cincy
Loses matches

Ivo is the Chad:

38 years old, no signs of stopping
Shows no fear, plays every tournament even if it doesn't suit him
Often imitated, never duplicated
211 cm Goliath of a man!
Always has exciting close matches cause he wants his fans to get best possible entertainment
Has good h2h vs Djokovic
Beat Roger at 2008 Cincy
Never loses, just allows other opponents to win so he can make his fans more invested in his career

>Fedora out of Cinci

Please be more elaborative, I have no idea what you're talking about :D Goerges has mother issues? People posting on this board? :D

Monfils also out but who cares

F

To the surprise of no one.

How poor are you? What the fuck kind of neighbourhood do you work in?

camila giori is playing. sigh, i guess it's time to fap again

come on gavrilova, just hold