Well Sup Forums I've put myself in a bit of a pickle.
I came home from work today and my gf thought she would play a little prank on me.
>open my front door >immediately confronted by someone in a ski mask pointing my shotgun at me >have time to process "gun" >grab barrel immediately swing it to the side and clock what I thought was a guy in the face, putting a nice hole in my drywall >guy starts screaming and crying >wait a second I know that voice >gf was under the mask, gun wasn't loaded, she thought it would be funny to give me a scare >blow up on her for about a minute (I'm a former Marine so fucking around with weapons is a no go) >shes a blubbering mess after I'm through too much happening too fast I guess >grab my smokes and go for a walk, as I was so pissed off I couldn't see straight >sitting on a park bench enjoying the summer now What do I do gents? I didn't mean to hurt her, I just reacted. Plus what the fuck kind of prank is it to stick a man up in his own home? Have any of you ever hit a girl and not meant to?
Bro you did exactly what you should have. Your lady should know better. The fuck was she thinking? If she doesnt know acting like that with weapons is off limits, are you supposed to trust it aint loaded? Fuck that man. How serious are you guys? Thats no good.
Jose Gutierrez
To be honest if my lady did that, theres a good chance Id shoot her. I work with a pistol every day, if you were carrying, once you grabbed the barrel, would you have shot her?
Caleb Hill
Order her to apologise then fuck her crazy.
Caleb Fisher
your bitch is fucking stupid af mang.
she deserved it
Jayden Hernandez
pump and dump She's retarded enough to point a gun at your face. I don't know how good she is with guns but if she's unfamiliar with how they work that's 1000% worse.
Seriously, somebody like that just won't make good decisions in life
Camden Davis
Just applogize, she knows your a marine so tell her it was your training kicking it.
Tell her that what she did was horrible and irresponsible as fuck, that she should apologize, and that she's sleeping on the couch tonight.
Adrian Edwards
Haha no a punch is faster than fucking with a holster It was just a prank tho?
Ayden Taylor
Only sensible reaction. I've smacked someone for pointing an unloaded air rifle at me before. British equivalent I suppose.
Voted.
Asher Cox
a prank with a gun that is potentially loaded
I mean yeah it was a prank but if that's her idea of a lighthearded joke she's not gonna make any good judgement calls in her life
Blake Davis
>Putting a nice hole in my drywall Wait so what you're saying is that the gun went off? Or did your fist go through the fucking wall, explain this to me op I'm confused. What went through your wall
Jeremiah Walker
Yeah, don't dump her. Just be a man about it, don't apologize, and make her sleep on the couch.
I just really want to hear about a man telling his wife to sleep on the couch, and this is the perfect excuse to do it.
Joseph Bell
But it wasn't loaded lol I've taught her all the safety rules and weapons conditions. Was it stupid as fuck for her to do that? Yeah but I think she learned her lesson.
She just snapped me a pic of her jaw, I gave her a mean hook
Leo Cox
My ex thought it would be funny to wake me up similarly. She ended up with a broken nose. Dumb bitch knew I have PTSD (combat veteran). You don't process information at a time like that, you react.
It's like poking a hibernating bear with a sharp stick. You did what I did. Right, wrong, who cares? Any different reaction and you might be dead now.
Landon Garcia
I hooked her and sent her head into the wall.
Christopher White
Go home and do not say a word. If she does anything but apologize for pointing a weapon at you and forcing you to attack her, dump the bitch.
Isaiah Morgan
You did literally nothing wrong.
Luis James
she pointed a gun at you fuck weather it was loaded that bitch is to stupid to continue having sex with dump her for the good of the species
Noah Bennett
"i hit you because I thought you were attacking me. I'm sorry."
Joseph Robinson
Women - The original shitlords.
Liam Brooks
sorta related, my brother is always playing these "pranks" on the rest of the family. I know if we tried the same he would shoot us( he always carrys) and claim it was an accident.
Luke Morris
> I've taught her all the safety rules and weapons conditions. >still points the barrel at somebody she isn't intending to shoot
Yeah either you're a shitty teach or she's a retard
Angel Walker
In 100% sure she now wants to marry such a badass who won't afraid of anything
Kevin Perez
I'll probably do this, without the sorry though because I don't appologize unless I've legitimately fucked up Might be both, but you never know with women
Daniel Perry
Just say. >I was worried someone had hurt you and my heart almost exploded. Didn't mean to hurt you.
Don't apologise, she's learnt a lesson.
Robert Rogers
>without the sorry though because I don't appologize unless I've legitimately fucked up Thank fuck a noncuck.
Your relationship is fine if you do this (so don't say sorry)
Hudson Thompson
this
Robert Collins
Dump her, because she's just too stupid.
Jeremiah Wright
give her attention and she won't care anymore
Adam Flores
You better not go back empty handed. The small things, those things...they love them a lot. She won't remember it after two days. It will be a funny story in a few months.
Isaac Kelly
That's a good call! What should I get her? A steak to put on her jaw as a kind of "haha got ya" gift or something similar?
Andrew Gutierrez
>haha hows your jaw? Here, I'm making overcooked steak for dinner?
Parker Anderson
Holy fuck she's fucking stupid
Ditch her OP
Adrian Martinez
Don't listen to these fucks
Go back and tell her why you do what you did. If she tries to guilt you into thinking it's your fault and tries to blow up you punching her you have a grade A cunt on your hands
Caleb Young
>she points a gun in your face >you buy her a present like a fucking cuck
what the fuck is the matter with you faggot?
you are reinforcing idiotic behaviour by rewarding her
Austin Hernandez
I doubt this actually happened, but if it did, what the fuck did she think was going to happen?
>pranking your Marine bf with a shotgun to the face >not getting BTFO
Jackson Hughes
Why the fuck did you go off on her then LEAVE? Shit dude, you could have fucked her.
Hunter Russell
Well dump her, shes dumb as fuck. You don't want kids with that
Logan Taylor
I hope you don't have children with her, we have enough retards already.
Camden Williams
I think buying her a cold steak to put on her face would be a pretty funny way to say "gotcha" not in a sorry sense but a "I got you good" sense
Jordan Gonzalez
Did you consider she actually meant to kill you? And just forgot you could fuck her shit up?
Charles Nguyen
i guess if she cooks it and not you it's okay
Nicholas Thomas
Buying raw steak so she can put it on the shiner I left on her jaw? I think that'd be a pretty funny way to say "gotcha"
Isaiah Bennett
Dump your mentally retarded girlfriend before she kills you or gives birth to retarded babies.
Josiah Parker
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Joshua Anderson
You stupid fucking baby killer go Home and apologize for hitting your better half in the face. I'm not even trolling did all those years of forced retardation really fuck you up that much? Kill yourself I'm sure I'll be fucking your girl by next weekend anyway.
Jaxon Lopez
she is an idiot. dump her.
Jose Fisher
she's going to call the police m8 and claim domestic abuse
it's ogre man
Mason Bennett
stuff that never happend
Ethan Price
You need to be raped publicly by a pack of lamas, you dumb piece of nigger slime.
John Morris
>Le stuff that never happened because we're on the the internet XDDD
Fuck off.
Jayden Peterson
The police are going to come by on a domestic violence call and take all your guns.
Jordan Murphy
SITTING ON A PARK BENCH
David Murphy
it is the truth tho
Levi Walker
UPDATE
Just got done talking to her on the phone. She's really sorry blah blah blah and she wants me to come home. Now that I'm in this position what should I get her do do when I get home? I'm thinking sexy striptease with my shotgun as the pole
Dylan Morales
Meh... Go home and say, sorry for clocking her so hard.. tell her firmly that it's probably a bad idea to do that type of prank. If she wants to pull a prank put some water buckets over the door or something, don't fuck around with life/death situation stuff.
I had a similar experience where a girl thought it'd be funny to charge me with a rubber knife and I slammed the wind out of her... Those arn't pranks, they are just stupidity.
Brayden Cruz
>not breaking up with her for this
When you're miserable, years from now, it'll be your own fault
Dominic Myers
what is it with you cucks feeling the need to apologize for everything?
the dude did literally NOTHING wrong
Ryder Cox
She's stupid. Rage fuck imminent.
Brandon Kelly
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Gabriel Hill
CALL THE COPS before she does and accuses you of beating her up for no reason.
Camden Reyes
violently sodomize her with no lube
Cameron Ross
>buy some flowers >apologize for screaming > explained what she did was wrong >kiss he gently > Fuck her angerly
Brayden Wood
Lol why would I break up with her when I came out on top? This is literally the first spat we've had and it's not even a spat really Something with the shotgun man, as an object lesson
Julian Gonzalez
>just a prank To give you some perspective on this: in most states, if you possess a firearm during the commission of a crime even if you don't intend to use it, the firearm is not loaded, or it's a airsoft/nonlethal firearm that has the first-impression appearance of a genuine weapon, you will be prosecuted as though the weapon were real and you carried it with lethal intent.
No one should hesitate to discern an armed criminal's intentions or to determine whether the weapon is threatening. The default position is lethal danger. If you bring a gun to a hold-up, you are threatening with lethal force and it's entirely within the law for you, another citizen or law enforcement to retaliate with lethal force--and this is for more likely if you brandish the weapon, to boot.
My advice to you, OP - a) milk this for all the redemption blowjobs you can b) if she doesn't make a habit of doing criminally stupid shit like this, continue life as usual c) if this is another in a long string of criminally stupid shit, dump her after you're done with her
Ian Fisher
you did the right thing OP. apologize if you feel like you need to but she learnt her lesson.
Josiah Lee
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Jaxson Price
OP died a premature death. Cause of death: woman. Rest in peace, OP.
Tyler Nelson
I would make up with her REAL FUCKING FAST. All she needs to do right now is tell the cops you hit her and show them the bruise and you're fucked.
She's got you by the balls right now if she wants to fuck with you.
Grayson Jackson
Kek, this user has a good point. After this happened, which one of you discovered or said it was unloaded?
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Guns are not fucking toys. As much as pussies like you probably scream about how dangerous they are, this type of shit makes them dangerous, not responsible handling. OP saw an unidentified masked figure holding a weapon trained on him and reacted to preserve his life.
Oliver Watson
You don't point a gun at a former marine who carries one of their own unless you want to get shot. Your gf is an idiot.
Caleb Cooper
>>buy some flowers >>apologize for screaming >> explained what she did was wrong >>kiss he gently >> Fuck her angerly
She's the one who should be apologizing
Still....angry fuck sounds good.
Luis Gutierrez
She's lucky you didn't shoot her
wait until the bruise goes away then dump her
Jonathan Baker
Sounds like she got what she deserves. Go back and tell her you're sorry you hit her, but she's lucky you didn't kill her.
Juan Walker
Why don't you show all that edge to the moslem hoards you're drowning in?
Ethan Young
Idk I guess I'm desensitized to guns I didn't see it as that big a deal We've already made up, now I'm just looking for suggestions for what to do to her when I get back. Rage fucking is GOING to happen, but I want her to do something special, with my shotgun preferably I snapped the shotgun away from her after I clocked it, cleared it while she was on the ground, and proceeded to put her on blast once I saw it was
Tyler Garcia
>american >bullshit sounding story >tripfagging for maximum attention >autistic replies
this thread is embarrassing and you should be embarrassed you autistic loser
Brody Young
What fucking edge?
She pointed a gun at him and got exactly what she had coming.
She's lucky he didn't shoot her, as he claims he was carrying at the time.
John Parker
What a stupid cunt. No way I would date a girl that would pull that shit.
Juan Campbell
Lmao she's got a sick sense of humor bro
Joseph Fisher
>getting 34 (You)s from copypasta and minimal responses Epicurus. This place's long gone already.
Ayden Campbell
Beat her
Julian Miller
Do you usually keep your shotgun loaded, (meaning she had to clear it before doing this)? Or is it usually unloaded?
I wouldn't do sexy time with the shotgun, it just weakens the message to her that guns are not toys. >Guns are not toys! Why are you doing this prank again?! >If they're not toys, why did you use it as a part of our make up sex last time?! Keep the gun out of it, it makes it seem like guns are sometimes okay to use in situations that don't involve shooting something.
Adrian Lopez
This would have been much better as a /k/ thread.
Asher Morgan
Shit idk how you carry bruh.... Besides you said you had control of the barrel.
Joshua Cox
Good point there, but I keep the shotgun unloaded and cleared at all times. The only thing that's hot is my .45 in my bedside stand I wasn't carrying/don't carry in general
Grayson Roberts
Gotcha, for the love of god how did this turn out? Its been like an hour. You go the fuck home yet?
Connor Ortiz
Been home, she thought the raw steak for her face was funny and we had a good laugh about the whole issue. I'll spare you the details but I'm on my porch smoking right now drinking a glass of water for round 2
John Fisher
kill yourself you mudshit virgin
Jaxson Thompson
Pics or it didnt happen faggot.
Anthony Watson
This is some next level beta. >Girlfriend jams a gun in your face >"S-sorry I hit you." Fuck it, you deserve each other.
Noah Fisher
EYEING OPS GIRL WITH BAD INTENTS
Daniel Wright
Never loved someone you faggot ?
Ryan Reed
Pick on deez I'm not that dumb
James Moore
Probably been said already, but there is no such thing as an unloaded gun. Anyone with that in mind wouldn't have "pranked" someone like that. Also a prank is something that when it's over, you can share a laugh. If you didn't clock her and she immediately revealed herself you would be too amped up on adrenaline to take the situation light-heartedly.
Ryan Parker
People you love, that also love you, should know not to shove a gun in your face are you stupid or something?
Colton Wilson
Looks like OP is a lying dick head, or a cuck. Good luck with your life bro. Be well.