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Becky edition

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so harvard, yale, stanford, upenn?

or are you the georgia tech runt

anime

>I gifted and an honour student

bladee

grim

>be american
>go to college
>graduate
>be in $x00,000 PRIVATE MUST BE PAID BACK debt
>only places where jobs pay more than the cost of living is bumfuck nowhere

woah, so this is the power of freedom...

>get bullied by your brothers to toughen you up
mate they lied to you they just wanted a punching ball to get the frustration out

woomy!

I don't have any brothers, but bullying is an important part of growing up x

doxxable info. it's ivy league though
what are scholarships? whoa... we don't have those in this european shithole...

how's it my fault that they went through a lengthy divorce and custody battle which put a heavy amount of stress on me?

not sure whether to order a 'za or just eat chocolate all day

buying a new phone is so exhausting
I just want to go online whenever I want and not pay through the nose for it

hate chicken wings

simple as

>end up sending educated people to rural communities to potentially create urban centres instead of everyone crowding into the existing ones

Sounds like a good idea to me

no its not
tons of people dont get bullied and grow up just fine

Just get a chinky phone off eBay

>buy phone
>put a SIM in it
don't tell me you're one of those deano contract runts

>not enjoying a minuscule amount of meat on a thin bone

>THEY put stress on ME
>THEY caused ME to fail

Just proving my point even further. Also, they still going through that divorce? or do you have another excuse for why you're a NEET now?

Incredibly doubt that anyone has gone through childhood without being bullied even once

runt of the litter

Biked the Hai Van pass today lads, was very fun x

Need a slug gf

>depression

>what are scholarships

oh those things only minorities and exceedingly smart people(ie not you) get?

Or are you one of these runts who goes to college on daddy's money?

No work tomorrow. Having a sleep in.

how to I pass the interview

wish foreigners would just fuck off and yes that includes aussies theyre american now

you wont believe me but no one at my school bullied or got ever bullied. there was only banter but that was it, no one would get their shit beaten out of them or anything like this

Could I pass as a local in your country?

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you don't need a high-spec phone 99% of the time

(it's sunburnt)

If you're parents paid for your education, you're no different to a prostitute with a sugar daddy putting her through college.

>Also, they still going through that divorce?
no, but it left a mark on me

>or do you have another excuse for why you're a NEET now?
they're being too easy on me and aren't really pushing for me to get a job
they're shit parents who can't pull their finger out and I'm too comfortable in this hole to bother climbing out of it myself

>exceedingly smart people(ie not you) get?
hmmm nope. almost every state has a scholarship program where if you have a GPA of 3.5 or higher you can go to any university in state for free tuition, so you only have to pay for housing. of course, there are literally thousands of non academic scholarships you can apply for, but you wouldn't know that
>let me tell you about your country

Yeah a local snowman

tea and a chunk of cider-infused homemade bread

this is the life

education doesn't mean anything anymore

>If you're parents
>I gifted and an honour student

>so you only have to pay for housing.

uhh sweety? xxx

>Dualit
FOB

>you're parents
sounds like no one paid for your education

I would prefer Canabis infused bread. And chamomile tea.

I didn't go to school, I went to life

bread? looks as dense as a scone

when i see americans talk about the prices of tuition there sometimes i find it nice to live in a country where education is free/not expensive at all except for some schools

a couple thousand dollars a year that can be paid by charter scholarships like I did? x

i had an fucked up life bru
lol k

parents paid my £9000 student fees

dad said that ill have all of the rest of my life to experience being in debt and paying off loans, theres no need to be in a rush to get there. He said I should just enjoy university to its fullest.

How privileged does that make me?

scholarships

you have to do that everywhere you idiot

also literally every anglo country has non-free tuition except scotland (i.e a shithole). free tertiary education is stupid.

...

>why doesn't everyone just get a scholarship like I did?

Uhh I don't think that's possible sweety xxx try again

I have less than £2 in my account

dont you have to be excellent to have one though?

...

>you have to do that everywhere you idiot

oh literally just fuck off desert yank

utter sadact

yeah, you have no idea what you are talking about. jog on

Yo bru, mad shit day. add me on kik

thank you for your kind words of encouragement

>sweat my arse off to get a first
>all the normdroids on my course that got 2.1s have better jobs than me
>know a couple lads with 2.2s that got onto graduate schemes that i got rejected for

always thought it was just a meme that confidence/social skills were more important than grades lads

Isn't that the norm?

Just paid moot $50 for this shiny new name, thoughts?

you're welcome, it's all you deserve

Wish I had a cute girlfriend in my life lads. And you ?

same lad

i can guarantee i go to a better uni than this american twat

>statistics millions of students are in six figure debt when they graduate, but not me so it's okay!

sweety please, you're embarassing yourself

>free tertiary education is stupid
lol

look them in the eyes and give them the firmest fucking handshake the planet has ever seen

if possible rip their arms off, corporate loves a go-getter

>first they were being to hard on me
>now they're going to easy on me

I'm noticing a pattern here. It's always your parents fault you rnot succeeding for some reason or another. I honestly believe that if they did start pushing you, you'd just say they were stressing you out again and use that as an excuse not to get a job.

bit judgemental. are you also cooking mong?

*checks Wikipedia to see if Linkin Park have broken up yet*
ah yes still "1996-present"
hopefully they'll have given up by tomorrow

>education shouldn't be free, education just like clean drinking water isn't a RIGHT, it's a PRIVILEGE

fucking STATE of yanks

V A S C U L A R

no. you have to be pretty average in high school to initially get most big scholarships that cover all of tuition, but a lot of people lose it in university because you have to maintain a certain GPA and they party too hard or don't study or whatever. you have to be really stupid to have to take out loans. also if you are poor (

>got offered a £5000 a year scholarship to go to a less reputable uni
>chose to go to a 'more respectable' uni with no scholarship

REALLY regret it now lads. if there are any lads in this situation have a big long think before you make a choice. Unless you go to oxford/cambridge or a REALLY shit uni then people don't care nearly as much about what uni you went to as it seems like they do when you're at 6th form

hmm no
what they should be doing is somewhere in between super hard stress and benign fecklessness

moderation is key

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yank rap hasn't been good for two decades, prove me wrong

>tfw blue blood veins
Why even live.

rap is for manchildren and criminals

no, I'm a regular person who knows a lost cause when they see it

It's a new one

If you're doing a real degree, completely disregard what this user just said.

Mate just finished uni at a shitty inner city one and no one will employ him because they know he didn't really learn anything.

*ahem*
i can guarantee i go to a better uni than this american twat

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I explicitly moved to japan to escape my australian cohorts

the fact is that there's a new johnny foreigner in town and all of you will learn to fear me by the time I'm through with /brit/

Add metal and this is spot on.

here's your reply

went to durham though

sounds like you're still in 6th form and have been brainwashed by the uni promoters lad. when you actually get a real job you'll understand what i mean

Just seen a picture of "Markiplier"

Going to be 100% honest with you lads now; I think his pink hair looks kind of cool. Just my opinion.

120mg codeine down the gullet

*pow!*

>literal kids are discussing school again
haha guess I'll come back during grown up hours xx

50% if my wardrobe is composed of leather.

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mad ting

try 400mg