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NOT YET HE HASN'T
is there a Game on, lads?
Yeah but it's shit
who's playing?
lol
Barnaby on pooicide watch
>Poo Peeland is LITERALLY going to dissolve the Australian government
kek
KEK
K E K
why do they wear the masks?
It's all part of their masterplan
New Zealand LITERALLY RUNS Poopeelia
absolute meme that you can be a citizen without having ever lived in a country or being born there
What does this mean for Turnbull? Wasn't Joyce one of his big allies?
Nothing in the short-term. They won't lose government (still have confidence and supply from the crossbenchers).
And no Joyce (very conservative) was never an ally of the progressive Turnbull. The National Party has little say on internal Liberal Party machinations. Turnbull's only allies in the cabinet are really Brandis and Birmingham. He is without a doubt the weakest PM I can ever think of.
Should Barnaby be carped out by the High Court, then it will be another nail in the coffin of this government, however.
>carped
kek good choice of words
>Volatile Aussie crowds
>Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi
>Clapping inflatable plastic sticks
>Mexican waves
The absolute city of The Black Cowan
Don't forget the booing when Stuart Broad walks out!!
You'll trigger the janny lad
The janny literally range banned me from starting threads ama
hate my life
love cricket
crowd power rankings
1. West Indians
2. MCC members
3. Australians and Englishmen
4. South Africans
10. Bangladeshis
11. Pakistanis
100. Indians
101. Kiwis
Australian crowds are literally plastic pleb tier
Unironically wearing KFC buckets on your head
any buisness ideas tonight lads?
t. only watches the big bash
killing myself
Bet on the next politician to get caught with dual citizenship
love jus sanguinis
hate jus soli
Reckon Sri Lanka are still in this game can see a healthy 300 partnership out of these 2 followed by a humiliating Indian batting collapse
virat kohli scored 161 runs in this series. 103 runs were in a meaningless 2nd indian innings in the first test
is he finished?
genuinely feel like it and I love it
it's hard to enunciate how little I think of Virat
Will not stand for the undue negativity Virat "GOAT" Kohli is receiving and I fully expect him to return to form in the ODIs
Based Virat working opposition fans into a shoot
yeah I bet he'll pad his stats out in another meaningless ODI bilateral
love saffas
hate commenwelth scum
>shit at test cricket
>shit at t20 cricket
>good at shit, dying format
...
Fake news
20/20 > Tests > ODI's
This is literally and unironically correct
This is the start of the Sri Lanka comeback
tipping today to be the day that Zachy B loses it
Saxshit on pooicide watch now that his precious alt-right is consigned to the dustbin of history
pretty excited to see who kholi blames for him not scoring runs, he's got the coach he wants now, might blame pujara again and get him dropped
I see parallels of Ricky Ponting’s captaincy in Virat Kohli, says Michael Hussey
Meaning Kholi is shit tactically
>LE FUGG LE POINDING AM I A LE INFORMED NOW XDDDDDDDDDDD
casuals OUT
reckon I might try out for the national side
reckon Estonia would have some elite fast bowlers packed away with their average height
literally had no imagination
great player, good man manager but bad tactically
I'm more of a backfoot batsman myself
Glad to see everyone on /cric/ sat out their three day bans
I hope you all reflected on what you did wrong over that period
Learnt my lesson
Absolutely despise off topic posts now
can't believe there are people out there who still rate Pooli
based janny
/cric/ needs high standards of posting maintained
how do we fix Sri Lanka
Reckon they just need better players and coaches if I'm honest
Will be putting my name into the hat for the Sri Lanka job
>"At Brisbane [in the Ashes 2013-14], a beach ball came on the field and they wanted me to throw it back. Someone said something a bit rude so I just chucked it to the steward, who popped it. For the rest of that day it carried on with not very nice words. The thing to remember, even if it doesn't seem it at the time, is it's generally in good spirit and they're just trying to create an atmosphere for their side," he added.
>these are "volatile crowds"
Love the BASED jannies now lads
I wonder who their favourite county cricket team is
/worcestershire/
1. Renshaw
2. Warner
3. Cartwright
4. Smith
5. Handscomb
6. Memes
7. >Wade
8. Agar
9. Cummins
10. Hazlewood
11. Lyon
the absolute state of >our spin ""attack""
wish SOK would have kept his mouth shut
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still feel betrayed lads
love the janny
love on topic posting
hate shitposting
hate straffoposting
hate walkcunt posting
Wattle Glen got a nice write-up in The Age
Wallis Simpson is not coming out of this well
Conservative: Literally having Nazi marches
Liberals: On twitter pulling people up for the words they use
Fucking morons honestly.
>Wattle Glen the suburb doesn’t even boast a particularly large number of wattles
>Wattle Glen doesn’t even have a shopping strip
>made up of some 500 families
It is a shithole
here's a cricket post lads
Crickets are mainly nocturnal, and are best known for the loud, persistent, chirping song of males trying to attract females, although some species are mute
what do we think about his body of work
Imagine if Harris didn't get injured and retire before the 2015 Ashes lads. Would have tipped a blowout in Australia's favour.
REVIEWED
>hints at coming in
>seams out
>just clips the bails off off
miss the fatshit memes
...
Reckon I could beat a team of stingrays at cricket
on land or in the sea?
Both
not as confident
Now that the dust has settled, what are your unironic thoughts about Worcestershire's prospects for next season?
Doin a big poo lads
hello is cricket on today?
No. Next test match is England v West Indies on Thursday. First ever day/night test match in England, and the weather forecast for the first 2 days is of course shite.
post pics xx
do no cricket grounds have a retractable roof?
can anyone hmu wit some cricket related copypastas
not yet
No, the playing surface is too big so it'd be cost prohibitive given the amount of money cricket brings in.
Minimum permitted size of the playing area is roughly 420ft x 360ft in a square, oval or circle shape, with most grounds larger than that.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR DESERT PLAYING ON BOUNCY MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TECHNIQUES
BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT
GET FUCKED AUSSIES. FUCK OFF
>CLORKE
>SMOTH
>KEKNER
>FARSH
>"ENGLISH PITCHES SO POOR :("
>MUH BEST BOWLING ATTACK IN THE WORLD
>MUH 5-0
>121 (One Hundred and Twenty One)
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>THE ANAL RAVAGED SKIN CANCER QUARANTINE ZONE ALSO KNOWN AS AUSFAILIA
reckon i could bat a few homeruns against the top test cricket pitchers
Probably. Cricket players don't really train for baseball.
Reckon I could survive a spell of chin music from the Aussie quick down under with a few lads close in giving me plenty to think about
Reckon I could pull out a few sweeps against an Indian with hyper mobile joints on a day 4 Hyderabad pitch lads
>Ashwin signed for Worcestershire
Is he /ourguy/ now lads?
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Looking like a flop lads
>South Australian senator Nick Xenophon has conceded he never heard back from Greek and Cypriot authorities when he attempted to renounce any possible foreign citizenship, raising fresh questions about his election.
Lmao