3 WEEKS UNTIL NFL

3 WEEKS UNTIL NFL

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literally who cares about that garbage sport

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based Iraq

TERRORISTS GET OUT

>someone who lives in a literal warzone insults america

3 weeks until we get to watch black guys run around in a stadium full of white people

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sounds like fun to me

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>using the word based to denigrate American culture
>being so stupid you don't realize the term based was started by an American
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>mfw a Briton said they weren't European near me

Is NFL the McDonald's of sports?
>Super easy to get into, no prior knowledge of handegg needed
>choose your franchise because you like their color/gimmick/animal/whatever
>commercials
>only need to know a handful of players, most are QB
>sport itself is heroball
>little tactics to understand: NFL is only hero QB passing to a black dude
>commercials
>fat black dudes in spandex

fuck off loser, but yeah nfl sucks cock

also:
>Both highly enjoyed by fat people

Don't forget the commissioner being the ring master for a media circus.

But really, there's a lot to football. To understand. To question. To love. To hate.

Football is life.

Did he die?

>implying america isnt a literal warzone right now as well

What do you mean by this

Jus sleepy

Hum hum yeah, probably. But too bad a full NFL season is only 176 minutes long (11 minutes × 16 games)

Yes the APM as it were in football is low, and Commercial Ball is a very earned name, but the action that takes place is gripping.

>Commercialball

Also the shots of players and coaches adds a lot

>"But the action!"
>Not watching personnel changes
>Not looking at who looks gassed
>Not thinking about strengths/weaknesses of X's and O's
>Not reading stats
>Not checking offensive formation at the line
>Not checking defensive package at the line
>Not asking if there's a nickel
>Not noting how close the DT's are
>Not watching motion
>Not noting if the pass catching or blocking TE is in
>Not checking the WR group
>Not seeing if CBs are in Cover 1, 2, 3 or 4
>Not weighing all this against field position, down and yards to gain
>Not practically holding your breath and tense before every goddamn snap
>Just cracking another shitty watered down beer and bitching on Ugandan Cabbage Farmer Sexual Fantasy board

If football really is just the 11 minutes to you, stop watching and just drink til you pass out every Sunday or inflict even more brain damage on yourself and watch soccer.

So decide for me which team should I root for ?

Soon.

Well I'll just continue to not drink alcohol and enjoy the game, so you'll have to excuse us plebians for not being versed in every offensive and defensive scheme with expert knowledge.

And of course I wait with baited breath to see what happens each snap, it's exciting to see the chaos unfold. To see a defense got swindled, or an offensive scheme shut down.

Also I'll continue to occasionally enjoy soccer.

The Dolphins to witness Jay Cutler's redemption arc

>Estonia
uhhhhh idk, just go buccaneers for full meme

Burgers are so retarded they can't even put the camera in the right place when they broadcast their national sport

It should be like in pic related

I little bit freaked out about dophins desu .. like the animals dolphins

I do like the name.. In nhl I root for senators

Imagine if all sports were shot from the front or rear angle

Or try the Jaguars.

Or just follow all the Florida teams and narrow it down

>baited breath

You caught me

You don't have to be an expert to observe patterns and people.

What did I just read???

Turnovers happen too rapidly in hockey/soccer/basketball for it to work. But in football it makes sense

Predicting Detroit will win the owl.

Foreigners are right about the absurd amount of commercials, Most Americans don't like them aside from Super Bowl casuals. But the "11 minutes of action" burn doesn't make any sense.

There's a lot of tension and anticipation presnap. "What play will they run? Will they convert? Oh, shit. Shotgun formation with an empty backfield on 2 and 6. What the fuck are they doing here?"

Tension is often more compelling than "ball in play" action. I enjoy hockey somewhat, which makes divegrass look sluggish and slow (and has more ball in play action than soccer), but the "constant action" gets redundant and boring more often than not.