Noomi Rapeface

Why wasn't she in the Alien: Covenant trailer?

Didnt want to get assfondled by fassbender again desu

She's 36 bro. She hit the wall 4 years ago by Hollywood standards

She's in a flashback

what went wrong?

Women are worthless after 35

she read the script and did the smart thing

>other people found her attractive

Thank God I get chirped all the time cause I thought she was cute.

Possibly the worst body I've ever seen though.

25 you mean

As we here in Switzerland say, "riita poikki ja pinoon".

30.

Who wouldn't want this?

she died on the way to her home planet

She has shit tits

EWW THAT'S HER?

15 you mean

what the fuck

>women still single in their late 20's
I feel pity for them, I sometimes pray for them

oh christ those are some of the worst tits i've ever seen

holy shit that's depressing

That looks like some kind od xenomorph

She has top tier feet though

So the twist in Covenant will be she's the alien queen, right?

Given how bad prometheus was that doesn't seem unlikely. The end shot will be something like a big alien hand reaching out of some shadows and picking up david, who'll then say some shit like "hello again, I'm sorry we had to reunite under such... *pause and tilts head to emphasise point while talking softly the entire time*... unpleasant circumstances... Dr Shaw" and then the big alien will lean forward out of the shadows and it'll be a queen with noomi's face.