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first for il ciclo non è finito

helo lads

I hope Milan and Inter become good again, your one club league is fucking boring now.

Race for the CL and EL places is still very interesting though.

delet

This

Last General boys. Next one is gonna be the matchday thread

How good will Ronaldo do in his first season with Milan? He will be 33 years but i'm sure he still has many years in him.

supercoppa was great. was nice to see some serie a again

>tfw realized I work both saturday and sunday and won't be able to watch the start of season

>think it's Slovakia
>it's actually Serbia or Slovenia
Every single fucking time

Stream arenasport on your phone lad

;^)

Monchi pls sign Samper. He'd be "cheap" and I want more midfielders just because

well since palermo got relegated i dont have a serie A team. Trips and i'll support your club

Goodbye Bacca and Lapadula, Hello Kalinic

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benisvento

Just watch B

I am, on the bright side i get to watch parma win the league

Napoli

Don't forget to laugh at Brescia. Their retarded owner realised players aren't that keen on playing for them in B so he plans to beg his "friends" in A to loan him some

Sfinter

Scrotone and Roma

Cellino is a club-ruiner and a baffoon.

>Cellino has a deep suspicion of the number 17, which is considered unlucky in Italian culture.[citation needed] At Cagliari's stadium Cellino had the number 17 removed from seats and replaced with 16b.[61] Cellino also has a dislike for the colour purple,

Lol, there are many suspersitions like that in italy. Its bad luck to be born in august apparently never understood it.

t. Italian

first post for inter

Atalanta

Based Sasol

Aubameyang plz

BVB is interested in Schick, could that be a clue?

>Udinese goalkeeper Orestis Karnezis has given up on Napoli and “will play for Watford, Newcastle United or Crystal Palace.”

>The 32-year-old Greece international has 42 senior caps to his name and is ready to leave Udinese after three years to make way for Simone Scuffet.

the orginal donnarumma. very intrasting to see in udineses games. how old is he? 21??

trips here either you support BvB or AC Milan (my team)

I'll have a wet dream tonite

Italian bros, how do you feel about Italian Americans? I personally hate them.
>don't speak italian
>never been to italy
>think they are italian because their last name is di maria and they eat nonna's gnocchi once a week

Filth.

I think that being italian is a cultural thing far from being understandable, or to be defined clearly towards social clues. We've got so many different subcultures in here, that everyone is italian, and nobody is.

I'm from southern Italy and still can recognize heavy differences in behaviour and language if I travel 30-40km from home. And this is true for ALL Italy.

But The Godfather united us all.

But they are American in all manner save for their last name.

So, now that the dust has settled, are they, dare I say, a meme?

Milan

matuidi

>tfw going bald like him
how can I unJUST myself like based Conte?

Roma are ready to loan Lukas Skorupski to Crystal Palace, perhaps with an option to buy, after his strong spell at Empoli.

>Leicester City are set to reject Roma’s most recent €35m (£31.8m) plus bonuses offer for Riyad Mahrez, as they want at least €44m (£40m).

Inter are working with Valencia to enact a loan swap sending Geoffrey Kondogbia to Spain in exchange for Joao Cancelo, but Jeison Murillo is delayed.

>Udinese goalkeeper Orestis Karnezis has given up on Napoli and “will play for Watford, Newcastle United or Crystal Palace.”

Inter are reportedly interested in Julian Draxler, though his agent insists he’ll stay at Paris Saint-Germain.

>It’s reported Carlos Bacca wanted to fly out to Spain tonight, but must wait for Milan and Villarreal to reach a definitive agreement.

Money

Crotone culone

Phew..

Torino

If if makes you feel any better i speak italian, learned it because why wouldnt i. been to italy i have family there.

But you are right, most dont care to learn italian and everyone thinks their family was hot shit mafiamen. Kek. I actually wanted to know where my blood lays.

Arsenal

I am the biggest BvB nerd around, before the kloppo era. I actually like milan cuz maldini & based baresi

Ask rooney

Marcianise

Roll

>Bonucci, I talk

“Come on Milan, within four years we’ll win the Champions League”
The big signing of the summer tells his truth.
“I’ll be like Pirlo at Juventus: I feel fired-up and more hungry then ever.”
“Allegri said that the decision to leave was mine? They made their choice, I dealt with the consequences”

>Kalinic Diavolo, the strikers on the move

Bacca toward Milan, Simeone Viola, Maxi-Genoa.
The Croatian will be Milan’s, Aubameyang waits…
And Torino take Sadiq as the vice-Belotti.

>Juve, is Matuidi enough?

The French is the anti-crisis signing.
But they need a hand in defence.
Dybala: “Out of humility”.
Higuain: “I’m sorry”.

>Lotito-Inzaghi: Here’s why Lazio won with the strange Supercoppa

>Insigne guides the Euro-Napoli, Balo stays at home

>Juve, Mautidi before Saturday

Marotta accelerates after the KO in Rome.
Final sprint for the midfielder, €15m to PSG, just waiting for the announcement.
Operation Keita, the relaunch is coming.
Higuain says sorry.

>Napoli, the city on the pitch for a €30m clash

Champions League: 50,000 will be there tomorrow for Nice.
Balotelli and Sneijder out.

I>nter, assault on a defender

Spalletti studies City’s Mangala.

>Central midfielder for Roma, Hertha’s German Stark is in the viewfinder

>Inzaghi’s masterpiece, four moves for the Supercoppa triumph

From the direction of Luis Alberto to the 3-4-2-1, here’s how the Lazio Coach surprised Allegri.

>Ronaldo pays dearly for the shove on the referee, five games out

>Matuidi and 4-3-3, the first remedies for Juve

After the Supercoppa fiasco the Bianconeri rush to repair: decisive acceleration for the French midfielder.
Spinazzola is one defender, Marotta’s other moves.
But Allegri is also studying tactical variation.

>Toro have taken Sadiq, but it’s not enough

>Milan: Bacca says goodbye to everyone and leaves, tomorrow they’ll close for Kalinic

>Inter: Spalletti looks for defenders and now Dragovic resurfaces

>Napoli: Tomorrow the first leg with Nice to enter the Champions League

>Abroad: Blow for Ronaldo, five games

Diego Costa attacks Conte again

>Inter are working with Valencia to enact a loan swap sending Geoffrey Kondogbia to Spain

433 would be good for JJ
>need big midfielder
>sign matuidi
lmao

forza inda!
btw I'm actually an inter fan. it's been hella fun supporting this piece of shit club, but I really like it.

>the orginal donnarumma
Wouldn't that be Leali?

Well, Mahrez deal is off for sure. Hope they don't sign Suso, Cuadrado, or anyone like that

>I'm from southern Italy and still can recognize heavy differences in behaviour and language if I travel 30-40km from home
Literally Croatia. Plus, some dialects here are just... I can't understand some people at all, it's like I'm listening to Slovenian

lel his trade value tanked so bad

>loan Skorupski

Cue helpless hope we get a decent starter gk and samantha goes back to warm the bench

Lobont is under contract

>Inzaghi’s masterpiece, four moves for the Supercoppa triumph
Juventus playing pretty bad somehow makes it a inzaghi masterpiece

Well there's always two teams going in the field tho.

What would be Matuidi's contribution in Juve's two-men midfield? I always saw him playing in a three-men midfield, he's definitely not a playmaker and in general not a player who likes to have the ball on his feet, he also runs like Chiellini and doesn't have a great technique.
He's smart at running without the ball to create spaces for the others but that's it I think. Of all the midfielder mentioned he's not the best choice, probably even N'Zonzi was

inter is intrested in citys shitty defenders. no british league ruined players pls. tactically retarded and foul too easily

>muh heritage

>I rejected €70m for [Sergej] Milinkovic-Savic.

wonder how much he will cost next season?

>You now remember the Vidic-Ranocchia backline under Mazzarri
And they say the current situation is bad...

why was Vidic so shit lads, I unironically like the guy yet he didn't do a single fucking thing right during his short time in Inter
>those first couple of games

i think his back was fucked up and then was too used to british football

>buy Rannochia
>seven years of bad luck
Has the curse finally been lifted

Did you see the way he wrecked his knee in United? Thats something a thirty plus year old rarely comes back from.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crispr#Genome_engineering

just need to wait a couple of decades

I dont get it, am i not allowed to learn more?
never understood this meme. I dont glorify it or anything

>tfw keep pressing F5 but no new signings

who here rates Skriniar

>Skriniar
I rate him, but I'd never pay €23mil for him lmao

best inter player signin judging from preseason

>tfw going to sleep every night hopeful to wake up with new signings the next morning

>tfw going to sleep every night hoping you don't wake up tomorrow

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kek

>"let us beat you or we'll all immigrate jk we'll do it either way xD"

>albanian humor

It's Ferragosto, doubt there'll be any signings rn

who shkendija here?

>quick, search wikipedia for famous people from here

Milan better prepare their coverage lest they wanna get walled by Wonder Guard

-------------------Kalinic-Suso
Rodriguez-Bonaventura-Biglia-Kessie-Conti
------Musacchio-Bonucci-Romagnoli
-------------------Dollarumma

Who can stop "us" from reaching 3rd-4th place finish? No one, das rite.

What are the odds of Juve going for the "We are going to score more goals than we concede" strategy in every match?

Is there a /seriea/ approved football score app?

Onefootball, Forza, Livescore, Sofascore or Fotmob?

Montella

I use Forza desu. it's fine

does any one know the financial numbers from the kessie loan?

€5mil 24 month loan with + €23 mil obligation to buy

Heh. I'm not really keen on 3-5-2. I think 4-2-3-1 or 3-4-3 would be better options.

>salah gone
>rudiger gone
>paredes gone
>sczszszs gone
>not a single one of them has been properly replaced

Would you like a Cuadrado? We have too many of those

benevento

>The most intriguing would be Berardi, who worked with new Roma Coach Eusebio Di Francesco at Sassuolo and would reunite with former Neroverdi stars Lorenzo Pellegrini and Gregoire Defrel.
pls