Reminder that mosquitoes don't fly underwater

Reminder that mosquitoes don't fly underwater.

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they don't fly so good

was that scene even in the movie? please respond

reminder that they can make any kind of dino they want out of genetic engineering

It could have been bitten when it came out of the water...kinda like in the pic you posted you dumb fuck

This.

They pretty much are beyond needing DNA of something that once lived.

I choked on my hashbrown and died because of your comment, way to go. But seriously, you can't bite an underwater dinosaur.

yes

>he didn't watch the film

they explain that they don't use mosquitoes stuck in amber anymore

i dont believe you

this movie fucking sucked
i hate the "90's things are good" meme

do they use whole dinosaurs stuck in amber now?

>you can't bite an underwater dinosaur.

watch me fagogt

Why don't they genetically grow humans instead? Much safer, worldwide corporate and government interest, meaning more money.

why would anyone go to an amusement park to see humans?

>only remotely interesting new dinosaur
>gets the least screentime

Fucking shit movie. This guy was hyped so hard in the trailers, I expected him to have a significant role. How hard would it have been to have a sequence where the kids fall in the pool and he stalks them?

I thought it was going to break loose into the river with the kayakers

In the book they do that.

Have you even seen Westworld

no they don't, they grow elephants. But even that was a lie.

well

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_zoo

Underwater dinosaurs have been in Jurassic Park 3 as well.

>what is westword
And there would be no need. Expensive to maintain, throw it in the trash and have a proper research facility. That's how this kind of technology would develop in real life, with the absence of contrived writing; no investors would actually fund an amusement park and clone glorified animals. No, the funding would go straight to lobbying for freedom to experiment with the human genome, and also crops and livestock.

uh yeah, those are all robots.

It's called a strip club

>That scene where that qt gets attacked by the pterodactyls, drowned in the water then eaten by the sea dinosaur while she is still alive
It went too far desu

>getting aroused at the zoo
Hmmm

If I genetically engineer strippers, won't they be able to figure out how to open doors then?

for you

believe it or not, most women get quite turned on from visiting a zoo

yeah, no.

First post best post.

I don't believe it

Were they often fed sharks by crane back in jurrassic days?

It seems like a dinosaur that would spend almost if not all of its life in deep water

humans arent worth enough.
you can just goto africa/china and buy some cheap.

This movie came out in the 10s

tens is such a stupid name for a decade, no wonder they just had a war instead.

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Maybe they found fossilized aquatic parasites

You're retarded.

Reminder that Megalodon was even bigger than this by a few meters

Yes, submerged in underwater amber from underwater trees

yeah
megalodon was awesome

individuals belonging to a mosasaur species that size would probably get beached like whales with some frequency, and would be pestered by mosquitoes or large biting flies while they suffocated on the beach

What if the corpse washed up on the shore

Checkmate athiests

>implying a misquito could bite through waterproof flesh

It could fly into it's mouth and bite it there

Lol? Looks like a fucking shark to me. You know those still exist today, right?

They actually had a lengthy explanation on the website. Something to do with oil extraction but I can't find it.

Who hype for Jurassic World 2 here?

>Producers and Director now have total creative freedom.
>More animatronics.
>No more running in the woods.
>Focused on Sci-Fi instead of action.
>Horror director wants to make it a thriller instead of an action movie.
>Dinos going open source and being used globally instead of a single park.

I don't see it being good. The island is the best part, not weird dinosaur armies or whatever that asian freakshow is going to do.