LIVERPOOL VS HOFFENHEIM MATCH THREAD

Lineups:
>Hoffenheim: Baumann; Bicakcic, Vogt, Hubner; Kaderabek, Rupp, Demirbay, Zuber; Kramaric, Gnabry; Wagner

>Liverpool: Mignolet; Alexadner-Arnold, Matip, Lovren, Moreno; Can, Henderson, Wijnaldum; Salah, Firmino, Mane

Ninety six.

KLOOP is a fraud

Why would you choose to not make your squad stronger, what a CLOWN

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Champions League thread

This could be the first football game of the season for me.
Should I watch this?

>Generals

>hating on Eddie Meme and Bournmouth

Klopp is such a fucking cunt.

on a serious note though

Premier league teams don't give a shit about the CL anymore.

5L1P

This team looks pretty capable aside from the back 4 desu

>generals

Some people have a sweet spot for young boys

DOUBLES AND LIVERPOOL FAIL TO QUALIFY

just gonna get this out of the way early

>moreno

HE SLIPPED ON HIS FUCKING ARSE
HE CRUSHES 96 LA'S
STE GERRARRRRR GRARRRRRR

22 GET

Poor Mané, he deserves better than this.

>flop

Last 2 digits is score

>3-9

>"I don't think it matters if Liverpool take the money for Coutinho or keep him, Donald Trump will have nuked us all in a couple weeks anyway"

Jesus christ Lineker give it a rest.

Surely there's no way they can slip.

Of course

Please go back to your containment thread for the eastern europeans thanks

This damage control, this early?

>replying to 190kgs

>Still playing Firmino (A midfielder) over Solanke or Origi (Actual strikers).

Reminder that Klopp is Osorio-tier.

don't fuck this up pls

Reminder that being ABL is a mental illness.

Origi has been shit for 12 months and Firmino is a far better player in every position

What have we done to deserve the pleasure of viewing a glorious slip on a random Tuesday evening

Fuck lads, maybe there is a god and he loves us after all

>Yorgan Klepp

>implying Liverpool plays with actual strikers
How have you not realized they play a 4-6-0 by now?

Based Kult Kloppo.

i don't care about Liverpool or the CL.

I just say the god's honest truth.

lads

LADS

Origi has been useless outside of the Europa League run desu

>firmino isn't a striker
? just because he can play in midfield doesn't mean he can't play striker better than the other memes. that's like claiming messi isn't a striker

Henderson is Liverpool's captain

If Rodgers hadn't have made him captain he wouldn't even be in this squad

Hoffenheim is playing at home you fucking amerifat.

>filtering 190kg on a new machine
It's a comfy feeling every time.

>ywn be massaged by Sadio

Bayernliga about to be exposed lol

>playing against a team in blue
>not playing in red

LMAOing at Livershit.

I agree, instead of making his team defend more staunchly, he should just cause them to score less goals instead.

It's me Bjorn Kuipers (the ref for this match)

Who should I send off?

Fervent ABL btw

who is M/a/ne there ?

>when you talk shit in the stream's chat box

Liverpool gonna get rekt 4-1

Wagner looks good, the true attacker Germany needs, not a weak pretty-boy like Gomez

Swansea have a championship tier team and their best player refuses to play

>can hear the sound of all the players shaking hands
>can literally hear skin slapping skin

Nice """atmosphere""" Germany.

the stream's

streams.notahoneypot.me

german technology > brit technology

>Moreno
>Memenaldum
>TAA
>Lovren

Wake me up inside

>shooting retarded fish in a tiny barrel

>Moreno

>Van Roekel
>Van Boekel
defend these cartoon names, netherlands

>not playing Klavan and Matip partnership against a Bundes side

It will slip

>not playing Scotland's Brave Andy Robertson

the guy who came up with the phrase shooting fish in a barrel probably had a ton of holes in his barrels

how can such a manlet be the ref?
nobody is gonna take him seriously.
will they never Iearn?

he clearly strarted his a-team

THIS DOESNT SLIP

>he hasn't seen the glorious buddy cop comedy series van Boekel & van Roekel

>conceded 2 goals in the last 6 PL games
>championship standard

'no'

What part of TSG 1899 are you lads from?

from SAP, its rotten heart

It's because his parents mixed giant Dutch genes with manlet German ones

Sinsheim

moreno

obviously, need to sponge up the CL group stage money.

Fuck's sake Hoffenheim, cunt it long.

the state of Kloppo's smile

リバプール大好きです

It's a metaphor for unprotected sex.

>yfw Hoffenheim has a population of 3k

Is it just me or does this camera make it look like the pitch is really big?

Mignolel is such a retard.

HE FUCKING SLIPPED

We are not in permanent danger of drowning, so it's ok to be a little bit smaller.

>イギリス人

three doors down

>Jordan Ayew, Tammy Abraham and Wayne Routledge are all starters
screaming

t. Spurs

Camera high up is always better. Spurs' camera at WHL is fucking disgusting

like these stadiums with big walls around the pitch side 2bh

>slip

wait, that's where that comes from? i thought it just meant something that was easy to the point of not being special

DAS LIP MANE

>lovren

>slip

>moreno

Oh fuck Hoffenheim is not a meme.

SLIPGNOLET

Liverpool has one of the prettiest, most ruthless attacking prowess but absolutely no chemistry with its defenders. Every minute they don't score, the risk rises for them to concede.

Can't scoff the hoff

Who liverpoop here

/lifelong/ lads