CL QUALIFIERS - LIVERPOOL VS HOFFENHEIM MATCH THREAD #2

>0-1 Liverpool
>German goalkeeping

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First for >our year la

Hoffenheim is playing at home god fucking damn it, stop triggering me.

>german strikers

PATHETIC

BEST KIT 2017

SAP is for faggots

>german finishing

>German players
Can't compete with the English

Is this, dare i say it, /ouryear/ lads?

Why does the german manager look like an autistic heartstone playing basement dweller?

>3rd best team in Germany being completely out played by the 8th best team in England

Makes you think

>German threads

because he's a nerd. a football nerd that is

>moreno, lovren and mignolet are starters

JUST

Honestly guys like that probably make better managers than retired jocks.

In the US, most general managers (guys who buy and sell players) are now mostly Ivy League nerds instead of former players.

Only Szalai can save this team!

did he major in football manager?

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>Completely outplayed
When the bait is too obvious for anyone to bite

POST YFW DIRTY KRAUT SCUM THOUGHT THEY WERE ON OUR LEVEL

Name one liverpoop player (other than Mane) that would start in any other top 6 team.

>jocks
>In the US

I would bet my testicles he at least played it for a few 100 hours

Qtinho.

where are the halftime slags

Jocks in the US means sports guys and people on sports teams in school not Scottish people

Hendo is world class la

have a pure angel instead

>these awful netflix ads playing come as you are
not watching defenders on principle now

Why don't Liverpool go for Luke Cage?

hate it when they only play the first 10 seconds of the song but 5 times

Like how is this meant to make me want to watch it, they're just annoying me

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everyone's in here

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>mfw she lost weight

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38th for Klopp

>Hoppenheim "fans" leaving the first CL game happening in their stadium early and miss a goal
you can't make this shit up

2-0 most dangerous lead

>bent alexander armstrong

LIVERPOOL CHOKING

this

VERY DANGEROUS LEAD
VERY DANGEROUS LEAD
VERY DANGEROUS LEAD
VERY DANGEROUS LEAD
VERY DANGEROUS LEAD
VERY DANGEROUS LEAD

>leaving a CL game early
>EVER

friendly reminder this is a pre-season friendly.

grujic is so shit

typical hyper agressive serb faggot

>Liverpool defense

you now remember June 27/ 2016 (Monday)

see

>liverpool qualify to the champions league
>ßuLi-fags get this assmad at losing to epl
>liverslip with their weak depth will not get past group stage and will suffer in the league
this is a great victory for /epl/

>this set piece defending

Chris Brunt will get a hat-trick of assists against Scousers this season.

>Time wasting whilst losing
The absolute state of German football

>this absolute state of Kult-Kloppo J�rgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" J�rgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp defending

Can Memenheim players stop flopping for 2 seconds?

Demra-BYE

But they get Europa if they fail to qualify lad.

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uth flopping

Daily reminder that complete shit like Watford is better than any Bundesliga team besides Bayern or Dortmund.

>i thought they defended pretty well

kek

YOU'LL NEEEEEEVEERR HOFF A HEIM

they dont have depth for europa either

You never answered me, are you a natural born Bermuda lad or did you move there?

>LIIIIIIIIIIIIVERPOOL
>LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVERPOOL
can they sing something else for once?

WALK ON
WALK ON
WIIIITTHHH HOPPPPE
IN YA HEARRTTTT

I just had a vision of Liverpool in this season's CL final, I could hear the commentator talking about a journey which began all the way back in August in Hoffenheim.

WALK ON
WALK ON
WITH COPPER WIRING
IN YA JACCCCKET

no excuses. liverpool absolutely must buy another defender or 2 now right?

Why am I always right? Mane can't play on the left, and Salah has no right foot. Liverpool should've won that by at least 4 goals. Moreno exposed time after time. Klopp is a fraud, how can he not see this?

Fuck you, the fans were trying to sing all night, but some asshole kept singing with the fans through the loudspeaker cutting off the Liverpool fans.

Back to supporting Liverpool after the Chelsea lost, Shitzen? LMAO.

Moved from Poortugal, my wife is Bermudian

>after the Chelsea lost,
You can't even spell coherently, you utter retard, GTFO out here.

Why am I always right? Mane can't play on the left, and Salah has no right foot. Liverpool should've won that by at least 4 goals. Moreno exposed time after time. Klopp is a fraud, how can he not see this?

How many times has this muppet Salah been 1 v1 with the keeper on the right side this season? Then hits the ball like a child wearing the wrong boots.

Don't Blame it on Emre Can
Don't Blame it on Henderson
Don't Blame it on Lovren
Blame it on Moreno!

The boogie

This sounds great if you know the tune:


JURGEN KLOPP PLAY MANE ON THE RIGHT,
JURGEN KLOPP PLAY MANE ON THE RIGHT,
JURGEN KLOPP PLAY SADIO MANE ON THE RIGHT,
JURGEN KLOPP PLAY MANE ON THE RIGHT.

How much is a ticket at Ansfield?

Why? Do you want to come see the comedy duo?