OFFICIAL CUBS VS REDS GAMETHREAD

Hendricks vs Castillo

>WORLD CHAMPION CHICAGO CUBS
1. Jon Jay (L) LF
2. Tommy La Stella (L) 2B
3. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
4. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
5. Victor Caratini (S) C
6. Albert Almora Jr. (R) CF
7. Jason Heyward (L) RF
8. Javier Baez (R) SS
9. Kyle Hendricks (R) P

>resd
1. Billy Hamilton (S) CF
2. Zack Cozart (R) SS
3. Joey Votto (L) 1B
4. Adam Duvall (R) LF
5. Scooter Gennett (L) 2B
6. Eugenio Suarez (R) 3B
7. Jesse Winker (L) RF
8. Tucker Barnhart (S) C
9. Luis Castillo (R) P

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Go Cubs!

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Damn this is a slow thread, I'll start it off with a question

Is Hendricks, dare I say it, above average?

These threads only tend to pick up if scoring happens. Otherwise it's going to a lower post count than Trump's approval rating.

As for Hendricks, he's not nearly at the level he was last year, but we don't know if it's just because he can't keep it up or the injury. But then again, his pitch style doesn't rely on velocity, so we'll have to see if he goes from above average, and back to ace.

>Otherwise it's going to a lower post count than Trump's approval rating.

kys weeb

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This will be a low-scoring game it seems.

Why would you want to kiss a web? You should really proof read your posts.

only 10 post fuck you theo trade rizzo for moar posts

kyle pitching his ass off and you gay fags are fucking your real dolls

this is a fast-paced pitcher's duel

We already knew Kyle was elite

I just want to say, who plays ping pong?

can we trade rizzo for this pitcher...nerves of steel him not afraid of anything

oh shit carl jr

why cant the cubs win the next game after scoring over 9000 runs the previous game

gg Hendrix

give 'em hell, Skeletor

why did wilson fuck that play up

cause it's actually the rookie impostor Victor Caratini

How to I make a DIY viewer to catch the solar eclipse and protect my eyes

where are the Reds fans

is that ernie banks talking to the announcers

They gassed themselves. This is one of those games where the first team to score will win.

DINOSAUR MAN IS BACK

Hamilton getting BTFO all night

is canadian bacon only made in canada

why is it called a deep dish pizza when it looks like lasagna

where the Cubs fans went before 2015

Come on Baez, at least don't strike out.

cubs fans still mia only one person here... canada dont count its not a country its american cap

fuck you jhey over 60 millions per year and you cant hit a fukken pop up in the out field to advance the runner home

Who's fan reporting for the resd

oh shit strop

nope drink the blue kool aid

I always like to give Americans the benefit of the doubt when it comes to the meme that y'all stupid, but you're making that real difficult buddy

you will go first on the day of the rope leaf...

HOW DO WE STOP VOTTO BROS

it's the Day of the RAKE, einstein

why does joe maddon hate the cubs...strop, belong no where near a baseball mound

thx strop

youre getting the rope, a rake is to good for you

>It's a Strope is shit episode

stop talking to me GOOD DAY

I know this may be hard for you to imagine, but try and picture a noose around a leaf. not all that effective eh?

mike montgomery in the 8th, davis in the 9th cubs win cubs win...why cant joe figure it out

>Who fag being so beta, he has to use wojack and not anime.
Is this because the Cubs took all the animes?

THERES ONLY ONE, BOB ROHRRRRRRRMAN

no bunt swing away swing away

REFBALL that was a strike

does chapman still play for the reds

Yanks

this game blown fuck the cubs and fuck you theo and joe

Monty is a multi inning closer, not a set up man. Also Davis would be useless in this situation because even if Strope did stop them, it would be tied. Davis only doesn't shit the bed if he's in a save situation.

Become a hero Caratini.

JUST

>RISP

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never fucking fails

>the cusb sold their farm system for this
and they wont even win the division, god bless

This is such a shitty meme.
What were they supposed to do? Let those guys sit around in the minors for a half-decade?

youre supposed to win the division and then make a playoff run lol
or maybe develop those players to be good players

here comes the free out

It might happen!

It didn't happen...

See you next game.

the entire team is anti clutch

bunch of faggots

a slow fucking groundout could've tied the game but instead tweedle dee and tweedle dumb can't put a goddamn ball in play.
>risp
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Go Cards!

faggot