He needs to grow up. I mean he's 41 years old

He needs to grow up. I mean he's 41 years old.

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*rips fat vape*

He has a nasty beard

In 49, there's no fucking hope for any of us

On the contrary he should keep doing what he's doing until it kills him

*MGMT starts playing*

If you a millionaire + you can be as hedonistic as you want. Imagine the kind of shit these richer celebs too that cameras never catch

We're living in the age of the individual. These actions are celebrated as much as the average person tries to deny it.

Is it possible to make out and not have sex?

Which one?

any one he wants

Is he /our guy/?

Also, I wonder which MGMT song it was? They only have like 2 good songs...

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Congratulations is a great album, and the new one has some good songs.

>implying you could handle the temptation

>implying you're attractive enough to know what it's like to have more than one girl want you at a time, let alone any girl you want at any time

Let Leo do what he wants. Fuck it.

he probably has time to pretend on permanent repeat

>confirmed for never listening to MGMT

It's just too bad I listened to them at 14 and can't go back without cringing.

>implying you're attractive enough to know what it's like to have more than one girl want you at a time, let alone any girl you want at any time

holy fuck go outside please. i'm begging you there is a whole world out there just leave your room

THAT ONE sux

>so successful and desired by women that he never learned what true love is

truly a painful existence :(

/my guy/

>implying I wasn't busting OP's balls

Project much?

Lold.

The fact that him doing this irrationally pisses off feminists and Jezebel readers is fantastic.

They always take the bait, and they always get angry about it.

What a fucking stud

"save the planet dude"
*jets off in his private jet that will land on his 7 million foot yacht*

you overestimate his wealth those are all rentals and flying isn't bad for the environment any more than driving is

Congratulations is a genius neo-psychedelic album.

whens his turn to be president?

holy fuck wow he made out with someone. I cant believe they actually thought this was worth writing an entire article about.

>fucks some stupid cunt
>expects an invested interest
>doesn't happen
>runs to the press

Gee, this never happens.

if anyone actually read the article, it's complete bullshit, and not even spell checked. ONE, no named, source makes all the claims. No evidence. But there are numerous sources to the contrary of the writer.

Is he turning into Orson Welles ?

His private jet flights in one month use more resources than the entire life of my car. There is nothing the average person can do to save resources besides vote for democrats/greens who will increase regulations. I don't waste water. I don't recycle. I don't needlessly waste gas. Fuck you city faggots are gay as fuck.

Orson Welles biopic when?

Good on you lad! Don't ever change

>having terrible sex with bloated old man
>doesn't leave
Women be dumb.

I know his life is awesome and everything, but it still makes me sad when pretty actors throw away their looks.

>I don't recycle

why do you say this like it's a good thing

the boyish look doesn't last, he knows that.

It's called getting old you underaged autist.

All the money in the world make him better than all of us. You'd do the same thing too if it happend to you.

i wouldn't be a shameless hypocrite about global warming while tooling around on private jets and yachts

Fuck you, money makes you better. He did it for tax purposes

I'm not seeing a problem here

There's a difference between getting older and letting yourself go.

Good Greek Great Good Gravy Green looking.

he's aged like shit

There was nothing he could have done to prevent it. His face was always kinda round, it's just normal aging. Few people can pull off a Keanu or a Leto (though this one will probably look really weird when it finally hits him).

kek fucking based

DiCaprio is who I want to be. A rich womanizer who doesn't a give a fuck. I don't give a fuck already but that's just because I'm a loser.

TOOT TOOT FULL BRANDO AHEAD

It's either this life or alimony.

>while his "date" was left wondering what was in this for her

>Leonardo DiCaprio

>left wondering what was in this for her

>Leonardo DiCaprio

>what was in this for her

>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change.

That's the stupidest fucking line of bullshit I've ever read in my life. She me the woman, in today's world of rape lawsuits and feminist crusades, that will just "keep having sex" in confusion after she gets creeped out.

It's okay. I'm a girl and I know exactly what's going to happen.

Soon enough one of us is going to marry him and then divorce him and take his shit.

He can delay it a bit but eventually it's bound to happen. Happened to Clooney and Pitt as well.

DUDE MOTHER GAIA IS IN PAIN LMAO

your pussy is losing power

what do you look like

Because it is, unfortunately. Most recycling methods produce more net harm to the environment than they prevent. In some cases, the fuel costs of the trucks that haul plastic for recycling alone use more petroleum than they reclaim from their loads. Recycling only makes sense in places like Japan that can't afford the land mass for large landfills.

Thanks for letting us know your gender, keep us posted.

GREEK DON'T FREAK

>implying Leo isn't rich enough to afford the first generation of sexbots
haha nice try cuntflower but your days of usefulness to the male race are numbered

MGTOW, bitch.

Any girl that expects to be Leos "girlfriend" is an idiot.

>celebrity acts like a shit
>call him on it
>"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS CAUSE HE'S RICH AND FAMOUS"

>Pitt
nope, didn't happen to him.

He isn't payign her anything and he is allowed to see the chiiildren. The only thing that is different now is that they are the same as they were before the marriage. Now angie can do as much coke and heroin as she likes without repurcussions.

Women don't deal with reality.

>He isn't payign her anything

Except alimony for those pokekids she collected that she doesn't even allow him to see anymore.

>Except alimony for those pokekids she collected that she doesn't even allow him to see anymore.
No, he isn't paying anything. Jolie said it herself and said that she had enough money to pay for them. She's not getting himfor alimony or anything else. They just got divorced. That's it.

>grow up

love this classic roastie argument

He's transforming into Jack Nicholson

he seems like a cunt

woman detected

What's with Leo and models?

It's not as if there aren't attractive women in other professions. Is it a status thing? He wants to be the guy who dates models?

I can't imagine they're particularly enjoyable conversationalists, and there's only so much sex you can have in a day.

Brendon never deserved a life of misery. Fuck you.

>he never learned what true love is
Sorry to burst your feminist bubble, but you can't experience true love, it's scientifically proven women are incapable of it.

>muh red pill
>it's scientifically proven

permavirgin starter pack

they are easier to get in contact with than the average girl. it's just an escort to him i guess

I thought gawker is kill, what website is this?

Thought the same thing, expect a biopic ala 2012's Hitchock in the upcoming years.

why do women find him very attractive? his face is pudgy as fuck

user might be a bit edgy but you have to admit in the CURRENT YEAR (tm), to find a woman who's not a turbo whore, you have to dig deep

She should still take all his money because, honestly, why not? I would if I were her.

Just pull an amber heard and say rape or violence or whatever. turn on a video recorder and then push his buttons until he starts shouting, boom, got him for tens of millions. Easy peasy.

>white knights women
>calls others virgins
oh the irony

yeah but
>women

>why do women behave like golddigging whores pretending to like him?

seriously?

he's not even that rich though are you telling me billionaires get treated like leo?

it's not just about money. status, fame, etc. These people live on the verge of attention, so whatever fits the criteria is good enough

I suppose that depends how you definite "turbo whore."

If you mean a woman who has been saving herself for you and is pure like your precious 2D waifus, then yes, that will be difficult to find.

But at a certain point, you might just have to accept that your own expectations of other human beings are unrealistic. There are plenty of nice women out there who aren't promiscuous and won't cheat on you, but they're people. They're not perfect. Neither are you. Let's face it, you're kind of a piece of shit.

leo has a real orson welles face now

He is a fag. It's obvious as fuck

They all have agencies that he can call up and order one for the night

you need stop getting your info on real life from Sup Forums and the media

>implying you wouldn't do the exact same thing if you could

In fact I'm pretty sure most people in Hollywood do this. Leo just doesn't care that people know.

>acknowledging love is white knighting
seriously man go outside your brain is rotting

>I've never touched a girl in my life before
oh it shows

He's bisexual.

Lukas Hass (guy the plays first architect of Inception) is di caprios secret lover.

They always go together and are apparently best friends. Even lives with di caprio "crashing on his sofa"

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Absolute alpha male

Based Leo. Living the life and not giving into feminist bullshit. He's gonna stay unJUST.

Thats fucking amazing.