Whats the deal with firebushes? why are they so magical?

whats the deal with firebushes? why are they so magical?

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she runs wnedys or what

It's a mutated recessive gene.

So the real ones are rare and extremely high SMV.

It's only magical if she lets me suck her boobies while comforting me

is it true they pusys are heven on earth?

Red on the head, fire in the bed

It's well-known they have magic powers and are supernaturally skilled at fucking.

yes user it's true

I wonder if the curtains match the pubes.

They're among the rarest people on earth. I think Red Hair + Blue eyes is the rarest combination on the planet.

This rarity makes them desirable unless other qualities exist which render them not so (e.g they're a hamplanet, they're a slut, they're ultra-trashy, etc).

Red Hair + Green Eyes + Pale skin + a few freckles is my fucking kryptonite.

Yes, yes it is. I have yet to sleep with a natural redhead that was anything less than a 9/10 lay.

Honestly i always found redheads to look kinda "trashy looking". In porn it always seems to be them doing the most digusting shit

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>this will never be your family

>ywn fuck them all at once

>cutting out the dad

He makes the pic. Looks nothing like his daughters, his wife's genes were fucking overpowering.

>Looks nothing like his daughters
Actually the middle one has his round face and smile

>ywn breed 1, 3 or 5 and produce perfect little red-headed babies

Their father is a saint that will spread joy to the lives of so many men just by getting his own dick wet.

Even the mom still looks almost fuckable and given how old the oldest daughter looks, she has to be in her late 40s.

>almost fuckable
wot m8, she looks the most fun

Why are big breasted reheads a miracle of the universe?

>almost fuckable
That's prime MILF material you abhorrent homosexual.

>irish aren't white

Yeah fucking right.

Nah, she's butterfacing it a bit much for my liking. Plus with her prime-breeding-age-daughters right there for comparison.. she loses a few extra points just by proximity.

>irish aren't human

ftfy

t. nigger

>liberals want this extinct

>tfw big breasted pale as fuck redhead gf

Uhm, one of these girls is 12 years old AT MOST, you sick pedo :)

it's their smell, it makes my dick even harder

I find it difficult to believe that any straight male wouldn't jump at the opportunity of sex with a willing girl her age if it wasn't against the law.

Which probably makes it good that the law is there to protect them from us and their own immaturity at that age...

>tfw no redhead mommy-gf

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I don't think I'll ever have kids, but if I could breed cuties like that I'd have as many as possible.

>fiery red hair
>skin like porcelain
>large pale boobs with light pink nipples
>smattering of freckles over the body
>bare, white legs glowing in the sunlight
>absolutely no tattoos
This is close to perfection.

Sometimes God speaks through them.

Fucking ASMR, stop whispering and speak properly, it's annoying.

Shes not a redhead, or even a ginger like OP was discussing.

Why do so many people get this wrong? Ive genuinely seen people mistake blood red hair for natural

>not posting the queen of the redheads
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Now this thread is complete

A salute to all the ginger men out there.

They took one for the team just so that men everywhere can appreciate the perfection of their women.

But that's not Felicia Day.

They gave their souls to the women, so female red-heads can be twice as lovely. We hail their sacrifice.

There are a few tidy ginger males, like Toby Stephens
But yeah, 90% of them are writeoffs

It's my family, too bad in this case its my cousins and aunts, including male cousins.

So many fucking red heads its crazy. Also I'm adopted so I want to fuck all of my female cousins, god damn life is hard desu, god doth test me

Her and WhispersRed touching each other would be great for 2017.

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fpbp underrated

We're fetishised by women lad. Don't you worry.

Amy is not a natural red as it happens, but she does an excellent impersonation

Kill yourself, you fucking pedo.

I was a bit crushed when I discovered this, like Sophie Turner they pull it off well.

If Amy was a real redhead with freckles she would be absolutely perfect.

If you can't see the red in that picture then you have autism my friend.

>Amy will never be your high school sweetheart

Life just isn't worth living.

Hey fuck off, OP.
I already claimed her as my waifu before anyone else did.

Strawberry blonde is not red
There is a spectrum here but it's colour, not autism

Strawberry blond is still quite nice, just not quite as alluring as full Jessica Rabbit red.

I want nothing more than to see her feet

my progression as a redheaded dude was:

cute kid (compared to ron weasley)
awkward as fuck teenager (compared to coppercab)
pretty okay young adult (compared to conan o'brien in college)

it was worth 4 years of girl-less high school experience to make up for it for what I got in college

"red hair" is a spectrum. you don't have to have carrot-orange hair and be covered in freckles to qualify as a redhead. "strawberry blonde" is basically very fair red hair, or blonde with a reddish hue

plus i'll bet she has some plainly red pubic hair

>plus i'll bet she has some plainly red pubic hair
I would like to take you up on this bet user
Shall we ask her or just pull her pants down?

But there is such a thing as 'too red'. A guy I knew at school had hair so deep and dark red it had the consistency of copper wire and was tightly curled. I'm sure that there's some interesting genetic explanation as to the deeper the red, the coarser and curlier it gets.

>"Amy, can you just move your hands out of the way please? We're conducting scientific research."

If you look close up frame by frame zoomed in you can see she's wearing a flesh-coloured patch
I have analyzed it closely

I don't think they're related, since texture of the hair has to do with the shape of the follicle. Straight hair is usually a much rounder follicle, wavy hair is more oval, and really kinky hair tends to be almost square.

>compared to conan o brien
They're being nice. You look nothing like O Brien.

Thanks Doctor!

>first two gfs were blue eyed redheads
>fiancée is light brown eyed brunette

why is life like this

And red-heads with green eyes are as rare as unicorn shit. Most people think they exist but almost nobody has seen them.

I read an article that said since red hair and green skin is recessive as fuck, it along with blonde hair, were used for sexual selection because it made it easier to identify when one of the kids wasn't yours.

That's false. The only reason people are attracted to it is because it's attractive. The uniqueness is mostly why.

No, you don't subconsciously look for mates that have recessive genes. You're brain can't tell if a gene is recessive or not. Articles like that are retarded horoscope-like bullshit and you should be ashamed for reading it.

>tfw no green skinned qt3.14

>green skin
You mean like those slave girls in Star Trek?

>red hair and green skin
>tfw no green skinned qt3.14
Literally Rachel Nichols in Star Trek

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on a scale of 1-10 how much would they be onboard with with idea of a mommy/daughter threeway?

8

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>tfw red headed man
It's love it or hate it

this is why i come to Sup Forums

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Most seem like bros, but they're hardly what is considered handsome.

jfc

>tfw missed my chance with irish redhead girl in high school
She even had an ass and everything

>tfw popping a redhead's cherry

Was great, though she became a massive whore later on.

God she's so pretty.

All evolution is mutation. Everything living is mutation.

>"Mutant you say?"

That`s the best age you faggot.

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10/10 body

Post more Vica please

holy shit, you may be right. red heads smell better than other girls, their sweat is intoxicating

Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistent? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

Half Korean redhead I used to smooch. Very /rare/ combo.

You've yet to sleep with anyone so that's not saying much

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>red heads smell better than other girls, their sweat is intoxicating
That makes you a vampire. Redheads exude a metallic smell from their skin, reminiscent of blood.

if you asked nicely I bet she would let you smell her fingers

I have analyzed this closely

Kraster's keep

Impressive

all true gingers are self haters