/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

affluent suburbs edition

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> i can understand spanish but speak like an autist
How do i fix this

girls are pretty

Post a vocaroo of your voice and Ill judge

wat do i say

*yanks*

Me gusta ver a mi esposa comerse el chile de Juan

whats that new game coming out with the monkey nigger and the qween?

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>normally wear headphones without music playing
>stop wearing headphones
>forget music is playing from them

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you sound dumb but not as dumb as mexicans

OK OK YOU REALLY HAVE AN AUTISTIC VOICE HOLY SHIT user IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR MINUTES.
Sorry user, I know its not your fault you sound so aspie.

How do i improve

Listen to more of them talk, watch youtube videos on perfecting the accent, etc.

At least you don't sound half as bad as the Brazilian that was trying to get a /dixie/ accent.

Your spanish pronunciation is pretty good but still has the slight american accent and while its noticeable for a native speaker its pretty minimal compared to other americans speaking spanish.
The problem here is your voice so take some testosterone suplements and start lifting or something, oh and dont frenpost its plain autistic and retarded

*reads spanish in a french accent*

Did a meme

>>stop wearing headphones
>>forget music is playing from them
I did this on a bus once and the guy next to me asked me if I was under the influence
I only took them out in the first place though because the fucker was trying to make conversation with me and I was baked as fuck

Ok Ive been relistening it because Im curious what parts sound foreign and I think I got some points
>You sound like you doubt what you are saying
Have some confidence
>You take to many stops between the words
Just like in english take less stops between each word
>Your "R" doesnt sound strong enough
>Your "ch" sounds wonky
>Your "L" could be more strong
Try again considering those points.

the order is shit mate, it should go 2341

t. brainlet

Stop talking like a passive faggot
Put some gusto in your speech

YASSSS

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Much better, but you still have a prominent american accent. You don't sound like a faggot this time.

Loco

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Sounds better, but try getting some testosterone to remove the dork voice.

Why the fuck is /cum/ so dead
Start posting you nitwits

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>mfw an user on Sup Forums is turning a fucking missile silo into his lair

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Crosslink?

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I don't speak beaner but follow my simple guide on how not to sound like a pansy

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>de hwaaah~

I'm a zesty man

DUMBLEEPOOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is the Canadians are nice meme actually prelevant outside of Canada? I've never seen it outside of shitty Canadian souvenir or Molson Canadian commercials

I fell for it

yeah when I was in georgia and other southern states everyone mentioned how polite we were

anyone wanna play poker

Is love possible with a camgirl?

Polite is different
Yes

only if its hold em'

obviously

yes, but only because i'm in love with the same camgirl

could i see her pretty pretty please with a cherry on top i wont talk to her or anything

did a lucid dream

Hope they find a cure for autismo

someone set up a room. All I can think of is yahoo games

You don't even know who I'm in love with
She is perfect but I can't hold her

Love is possible with anyone and anything

Anyone else get irrationally angry when your girlfriend is hanging out with another guy?

i bet i do. pretty sure i bought her a $25 amazon giftcard
you mad cuckboi

Sorry but I don't trust you. I wouldn't want you doing something stupid to her and don't want to attract retards to her. She is gorgeous it's insane.

When I was in Niagara Falls last my car wouldn't start (battery went dead; left the lights on)
Asked a few guests for a jump but nobody in the lot was really willing
Walked across the street to these guys on a build site, an old Greek immigrant said he'd help us out then commented that it's embarrassing and pathetic that nobody would do more to get us back on the road.

All the dudes on site were really nice but that's just blue collar empathy. I thought it was cool though, he immigrated then built this company from the ground up and now is rich af.

this is pathetic

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'SUP BITCHES?

ryan, shut up

hi

Jealousy is for plebs.

wtf, yahoo games is gone?

Delet dis, pardnr

well okay... here's an email i don't use if you wanna tell me in private [email protected]

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Okay

>yahoo games

muc lol

I dont know where else to set up game rooms

its what I used years ago

Lets just play some good ol board game online

What about words with friends, or iSketch

both good games

THERE'S ANOTHER OTTAWA!

HI WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?

thinkings of suffering in demon souls after losing in tekken

but I wanna play poker....

Aren't you guys pretty close to justin?

I am him

demon's souls doesn't challenge me

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I find soulsborne games boring

a qt is finally interested in me. Shes half asian adn latina which is like my dream combo. shes sweet and quiet and innocent. only catch is she has a kid.

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>tfw I cant post with my /cum/ buddies

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i want a hug

anybody else have tabletop sim?

they have poker

did you play melee or some mage?

>only catch is she has a kid.

How old is she

i played it a lot

20. i am 24

20 with a kid sounds suspect, unless he's like 6 months old.

*hugs raviolis*

idk how old he is, but he looks pretty small (unless its an out of date picture). I only just peeped her wallpaper and saw him

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Is this a Mexican

*squeezes caras butt*