El Clásico - Spain vs Catelonia

2-0

>pique off
Best thing barca did all night

lmao

TROLL BAR

>Se queda chant

>Peque

Messi is absolute shite now.

Should just retire before it gets embarrassing.

Pique first rat to leave the sinking ship

that trollbar

Jesus what time is it in Spain?

Do y'all even work?

Why doesn't Halal just sell Ronaldo to a Chinese club and buy Mmm'bop?

They're clearly just as good/better without him

>it's a messi gets exposed episode

What is the direct translation of
SE QUEDA

I know it's like 'to stay' or something

If Ramos doesn't post a pic with ronaldo saying se queda i'm gonna be mad lads

>this is the power of Farça without Nerman and Iniesta

why did the GK try to dodge Messi's shot

EL JUSTO

Chinese market.

He (or she) stays.

'he stays' you retard where the fuck have you been the last 3 weeks?

isn't it literally "he stays"?

this cooldown is fucking cancer

He stays/ Hes staying

Becos he kicked it real hard

LOS TRIPS

JUST GIVE THEM THE LEAGUE TITLE THIS WEEKEND AND BE DONE WITH IT LA

he stays

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TSUUUNALDO WOULD'VE SCORED

He’s staying

Messi was always shit. Haven't you seen him with Argentina? Barcelona built a team around him to work for him.

Feels bad for Messi

Jesus how is this on at midnight?

Wait, didn't Madrid just beat Barca 3-1? Is this something else?

That real Madrid bench could win against this barca with no problems

>No Ronaldo playing
>No Messi playing

Which side misses who more?

You guys ever watch Even Steven's?

Here you weasel I just wanted to know exactly what it meant

your mom is staying

This is the 2nd leg la

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best show

>tap ins are easy

Burger market share.

Spaniards

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why doesnt barcelona buy Perisic now that Utd gave up on him?

Can't believe I watched this when I could have been watching 'The Debate' Presented By Sky Sports In High Definition.

"it stays", the "he" is implied

WHY PIQUE IS NOT ON THE FIELD? WHY DIDN'T HE STAY?

Thought so.

>Ronaldoless Madrid is BTFOing Farca with Messi
idk you tell me

Why are Americans such euroboos about soccer? Trying to pronounce spanish names with an accent, naming their own teams 'Real Salt Lake' and such, chanting in stadiums like european fans do instead of how american fans in other sports usually do.
America loves to take a thing and just make it their own, not giving a shit what's suppoest do be the traditional 'right' way. And yet their soccer fans are a bunch of european cock sucking hipsters. What went wrong?

Good one pablo, haven't you got shoes to be shining?

>vazkek
literally jese-tier
pls sell

already so much better with semedo

madrid fans really love messi

Suarez has totally lost his confidence now.

this game could be an easy 5-0 with /tsu/ in, inst?

>messhit

That'll be €120m, thanks ;)

Spaniards don't have jobs

I haven't seen Messi on the pitch la

LOL MESHIT tear shitgen literally as a cone with that stop

Excellent player to have on the bench, do not sell under any circumstances

>Messi passing to Neymar

;__;

>Messi in charge of having a right foot

Because he is shit.

Fuck off Giovanni Spaghetti

>there are people who didn't believe that Messi is well and truly finished.

Why is Sup Forums always right?

Why are Barca so shit now?

Suarez is playing shit so he can effortlessly come back into the Liverpool side being swapped for uma delicia blooter man

>that Liverpool feel la

Thought the same thing

Pedir disculpas

BOT Suarez

he doesnt even bother to run anymore

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With those 222M Barça should buy Neymar. Perfect fit for Messi and Suarez.

pede*

Sup Forums is never right new friend

>people claim that spaniards don't have jobs
>literally only foreigners posting itt

ironic...

>that classic Messi through-pass to where Nerman would be
>nobody is there
>Saurez is 5 secs too late and 5kg too fat to reach it

quads confirms

quads of truth

Just a reminder that this Barcelone team would still rape any PL team.

define foreigner

"bernabeu quite simply rocking"

They can't afford internet to shitpost

LOS QUADS. Also underpuntuado post

>messi
>neymar
>suarez

hehe that spells MSN like the popular internet company xD

not a spanish flag, like you

Feel sorry for Spaniards. Apparently they sleep 53 minutes less than the rest of Europe because of some fucked up timezone system they have.

Asensio isn't that good to be honest. Hits a couple of blooters and the American fedora tippers on reddit rate him as the next Ronaldo.

I'm not buying it senpai.

How many of Barcas players have Jorge Mendes as their agent?

I want to know how fucked barca is.

>Casemiro

Pls stop Zizou.

All the Spanish are out at the discos.

This

Liverpool beat Barca 4-0 last year

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that defense lmao