Moving to Poland soon, do they treat us Burgers like shit? What should I expect?

Moving to Poland soon, do they treat us Burgers like shit? What should I expect?

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>moving to a shithole

Answer D, none of the above.

Why the fuck would you move to Poland?

if you are white or asian(yellow) then it will be ok

then there's no need to worry or is there

The last bastion of the white race, America is too far gone, as is the rest of Europe.

Also I want a qt slav wife.

What makes you think you're welcome in Poland? Do you even speak Polish? Do you have Polish parents? Do you think you can just move there and expect to be accepted just because you're "white"?

I don't need to be accepted, just need a place to stay, in the hopes I can prove myself to just a few people at least.

So you want to move away from your country and move to some VERY homogenous European country and think everything will be alright? You will feel alienated there, people will talk behind your back, there are different customs, you will always have a retarded accent if you manage to even learn some Polish etc.

Fine by me desu, better than the sludge-pit of cultures and shitskins I'm living in right now.

nah, you're not welcome there. stay in your own country and move to Maine or some shit, I heard it's 95% white.

he's moving from the US, no to the US

>Norwegian
>telling me I can't move to Poland
>a stranger on the internet
>telling me I can or can't do anything

Yes, you are my little bitch. I will tell you what you can do and can't do. You are not welcome in Poland. Stay in your own fucking country.

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I mean we like Burgers and whatnot, but moving here is pretty fucking dumb, what the fuck is wrong with you? Do you know how many Poles would suck your dick to get the green card? And you're moving to this shithole on purpose? You're either a baitmaster or mentally ill.
However if you're dedicated to this so much then I'm in no position to stop you. Language is hard and people are autistic, but good luck nonetheless.

Then where the fuck is a good place for a white family? I can't stand it here anymore.

Germany :^)

Nowhere is perfect and people did dumber things, don't let my post discourage you. Maybe this guy can cheer you up:
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No matter where you are, jus b urself cupcake

>being this autistic

t. op

Something americand seem to have trouble with is that central and more so eastern europeans dont smile at you for every little thing.
If you feel as if people are looking at you pissed or uncomfortably indifferent it might be you who is the weird one.

Thank you based pole

What is life like in your area?

People rarely smile where I'm from, it's a hive of drug addiction, murder, and gang violence.

I'm just fucking with you, you do whatever you want but it's gonna be quite the change from USA.

I'm willing to change things up

Should probably start with learning the language instead of wasting time on Sup Forums

I live in Łódź, which is sometimes called "Polish Detroit". I don't think I need to say anything else, maybe post pic related. The only thing you might be interested in here are language schools, including Polish for foreigners, which are said to be the best in Poland. Other than that there is absolutely nothing to do here and it's ugly as fugg.
Kraków and Wrocław are much more foreigner friendly cities because they are nicer to look at. Warsaw is multiculti general and I assume you want none of that, but it's capital city nonetheless so it's really hard to avoid it.

I was planning on moving to Kraków, good idea or no?

>bolan
>kebab shop

Different American who might be moving to Kraków soon, do you know about any Polish schools for foreigners there? I've been learning Polish on Duolingo for a little while but obviously I won't really progress until I'm around people using the language all the time. The company I talked to also said that it's pretty easy to find housing in Kraków through flatshares or other methods. Is this true for other parts of Poland?

Faroe islands

Friendly reminder that all you pussies planning to move to "based eastern europe" do not understand how visas work

Well, I'm not one of those autists wanting to move because of some "last white bastion" obsession, I just like Poland. And I'm making sure to find a company willing to hire me before I move, because the longer term work visa to Poland has to be completed by the employer in Poland on behalf of the employee. Don't know how much research these other people have put into this.

Breddy gud, a tourist city with a nice medieval touch to it. Go for it, sure.
>do you know about any Polish schools for foreigners there?
Nothing at all, sorry.
>it's pretty easy to find housing in Kraków through flatshares or other methods. Is this true for other parts of Poland?
It's a popular method of housing here, mostly for students. Prepare for costs though. Kraków, as I mentioned earlier, is a typical tourist city, so I assume it's pretty expensive too. Costs of housing vary greatly, really. Flats in Warsaw are said to be up to twice as expensive as those in Łódź, but that's because nobody wants to live in Łódź kek
But seeing that you're American costs shouldn't be a problem. After all, one dollar is worth three to four złotys
We have just the right amount of Turks to make us good fast food and not chimp out. It's comfy really.

>Prepare for costs though. Kraków, as I mentioned earlier, is a typical tourist city, so I assume it's pretty expensive too.
The company I talked to said that if I was accepted that they would help me look at some websites for housing in the city. I just hope that the salary is enough to pay for rent, but they've also hired other foreigners (Spain, Ukraine, Greece) to this place, so it can't be that bad. They wouldn't talk to me if it wasn't affordable, I guess.

Foreigners rarely have a problem with good paying jobs here, native speakers are needed because many people struggle with English, especially those who lived under gommie regime. But bring some money just in case.
May your dreams come true, Burger

>heyy Sup Forums xDD I'm literally moving to country X TOMORROW what should I expect xDD

It's ALWAYS Americans who make these threads.

Rude

Never going to germany. Then again, I hear you guys already have plenty of immigrants.

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>moving to another country because of Sup Forums memes

>one portuguese moves in
>demograohics immediately shift 10% with POC

Why are you moving there if you don't even know basic shit about them? Poles like America and we just had a huge state visit there a few weeks ago. Read up on Polish history and don't go in not knowing anything about where you are, it's the least you can do for your hosts.

You could make extra cash teaching english (private classes) or giving city tour guides. Lots of anglos do this here as a main job too

>in the hopes I can prove myself to just a few people at least.
Prove yourself to whom?

>what makes you think you're welcome in Poland?
I see somebody fell for the Poland is full of roaming packs of bydlo who kill anything who isn't a Pole maymay

I don't think we're the guys who should be accusing other cunts of being shitholes.

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Please kill yourself

No but for real. There are threads people discuss moving to Thailand, UAE or Panama, but when it comes to much more developed (very high hdi) central-eastern euro countries suddenly everyone takes their time to call us shitholes and make fun of the op.
Really made me think.

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Okay OP, I have non-meme answers to your questions. I've spent quite a lot of time in Poland over the past few years for reasons (not a heritagefag though, I'm anglo).

Poles are generally very nice people who will not under any circumstances be unkind to you because you're American, in fact it's far more likely to be the opposite. They tend to be very patient with you if you're struggling with Polish (especially compared to other Europeans), and won't really be judgemental if you have any redneck-y habits.

That said, the American culture of smiling and making small talk does not exist there. Some young people, especially in major cities, are fine with it, but generally don't expect the old lady who is scanning your groceries to be cheerful.

Third thing, people on Sup Forums who meme about Poland being a shithole are fucking idiots who don't know what they're talking about. Poland is actually a really nice country with some beautiful cities. There are some groggy, undeveloped smaller towns but all he major cities are literally just slightly worse Western Europe with no brown people. Poles do have some painfully low wages and in many ways it is still a poor country, but there aren't many commieblocks (and when they are they don't look like the Mordor-tier ones in Russia), people don't squat, and nobody wears tracksuits. The people there are mostly just completely normal and actually Poland is one of the, if not the safest medium-to-large European country to live in.

Fourth and finally is English. I assume if you move there you will make an attempt to learn the language, because that is just basic respect. You can get by on English just fine though, but older people tend to not know it. Among young people English is pretty widespread, which you can see evidenced by the sheer volume of Poles that shitpost here relative to the country's population.

Hope you enjoy it there

>Thailand
People don't move there, they go there to fuck around and come back after so many years or to retire
>Panama
Who in the hell and why would they move to a place entirely dependent on a canal when the arctic corridor is finally opening up
>UAE
This makes sense because of the vast business opportunity, banking, and the fact it's the literal center of the world

>Okay OP, I have non-meme answers to your questions
But OP wants to move there for meme reasons.

>moving across the continent because of Sup Forums memes

americans lol

he can go where he wants for whatever reason he wants, there's no need to be an asshole prick about it

Do you even have a work visa yet? Guaranteed that a bumpkin like you doesn't have the skills to obtain one in the EU.

Nowhere you moron, did you miss globalization? Do people not have smartphones where you want to move? Of course they do and of course they're exactly the same as everywhere else.

>vast business opportunity, banking
Dubai is rated below every ceeu regional city by living standards and does not have a sewer system.
Warsaw has lots of banking and the region literally powers the german economy.

The difference is that everyone you do business with speaks fluent English. Plus the ratings of living standards don't make sense because housing is dirt cheap outside of the city as well as food and other services. The areas without sewers as well are places that no westerner would frequent to. All the while eastern europe is still plagued by low wages, lack of professional English, and rampant corruption and political hostility for multinational corporations

See this is what im talking about Elmert. You are ignorant, stupid and proud of it.
I bet you also unironically belive that murrika isnthe greatest country and the hottest shit ever existed.

>I'm a loser that cant get a gf in my homeland so maybe i can get one in a foreign land
YOU ARE PATHETIC

>STOP MOVING WHERE I DON'T WANT TO MOVE
will you fuck off you massive kike?

Unless you can explain the incident with the Central European University and the new hostility Kaczynski is having with foreign owned media, the idea (and rightly so) that Eastern Europe is pretty awful will stay but then again even hogs think the hog house is a palace

He's right, though. Eastern Yurop isn't some pristine white paradise. It has some huge systemic issues and seems to be on track to undoing all of its economic and political progress fast. Not to mention that the EU members are just as difficult to get into as Western Europe; you need to either currently work for a multinational that's willing to transfer you, get a uni degree and try to find an employer before you graduate, or have extremely valuable and scarce skills with years of experience to demonstrate them (and even then you're going to be rejected if any national or EU member has anything remotely comparable to your qualifications).

>Amerifats who can literally buy out entire East Euro families on their salaries want to move there
Can't make it up

and all of that has fuck all to do with living there, which is what the thread is about. Nobody asked for your bullshit word salad analysis of modern European geopolitics or a critique of Orban and PiS you utter faglord.

kek

KEK

K-E-K

Can you explain the german 1984 like media ban or the british state firewall and porn id check law? Can you explain trump banning entire countries visiting yours? Can you explain guantanamo or the invasion of iraq?
You see, double standards again.
And ive been to the us and it was closer to feel like Albania than a continemtal eu country.

>undoing political progress
Maybe.
>economic
Naaah.

Unlike UAE where literal slaves built everything and get their passports taken away at arrival, am i right Mr Pedro?

What does that have to do with anything? If he was asking about moving to Thailand or some Gulf State with literal sharia law nobody would be throwing a shitfit like everybody ITT is. God, this board is fucking insufferable.

>political progress
Greatest buzzword

But you're not allowed more than three months without a job and even then who's to say they won't boot you before you get citizenship?

Everything that you just said has very little in common with most multinational companies. Those laws exist (or existed) to serve a purpose for whatever ruling party. The actions of America doesn't have the same effect as well, you can not say invading Iraq prevented companies from doing business in and with other companies in the worlds largest economy.

Once again, a westerner wouldn't work in construction there so the point is moot. Yes we can say it's exploiting but those people do get their money and passports back in the end to return far wealthier to Bangladesh, India, or Pakistan than had they stayed

I dunno, we were moving away from totalitarianism in the last 20 years. Now we are backtracking because of all the shit happening around us.

I don't fucking know, why don't you ask somebody that's moving there? Please do continue bloviating about off-topic shit though.

>whatever we do is perfectly fine and yes they might use literal slaves however a person from your country saidnX therefore you are a shithole

All I'm saying is that if you can't secure a job then there's no point even considering it. Plus certain places make getting a job easier than others, obviously Europe is very difficult and eastern Europe even more so

Now you're being childish, don't you have a job to go to or was that canceled as well to balance out the yearly bribes?

>and all of that has fuck all to do with living there, which is what the thread is about.
It has a hell of a lot to do with living there, given what the quality of life is like. Sorry Cletus.
The UAE is garbage too, unless you're a high-skill worker (which OP likely isn't given that he bought into the 'Poland is white paradise' imageboard meme) or living on daddy's oil money of course.
Enjoy life in a totalitarian shithole, friend.

It really doesn't, and quality of life there is fine. You have no idea what you're talking about and have very likely never been there.
>Cletus
into the trash you go

>pedro being this butthurt
You see with 4,3% unemployment and 4,2% gdp growth its easy to find jobs with liveable wages
>totalitarian shithole
I dont in murridumbistan thankfully pedro

HAHAHA

Any pole is ready to suck your penis all day long.

It's some underage Stormkid. Usually when they get their first English lesson in school they feel confident enough to post here.

The problems with America don't negate the problems with Hungary, you pinhead. Hope all the chest-thumping will be worth it when your corrupt government ruins the country.

ITT Tumblr has a chimpout

How the fuck is OP even going to learn Polish? That shit is damn near impossible.

>the political atmosphere and government decisions don't affect quality of life
You are pants-on-head retarded.

They literally don't. Quality of life doesn't hinge on how triggered you are at foreign governments, it has to do with, well, the actual fucking quality of life you have.

You are just too dumb and ignorant to even have a debate with.
I hope those state run torture camps and blm will work out great for you Elmer

>Drumpf is President so all Americans now live in squalor
this is how stupid you sound

If you have to resort to name calling I might as well post somewhere more fun like /ck/ or /trv/

didn't read the thread, but poles like americans and appreciate when ur trying to speak polish and complimenting their culture
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>it has to do with, well, the actual fucking quality of life you have.
And what do you think dictates quality of life? Magical forces? All of the policies governments pass don't have any effect? Corruption and nepotism doesn't have any effect? Damn you're stupid.

Who was even talking about Trump?

>I hope those state run torture camps and blm will work out great for you Elmer
Oh, I'm fine. I'm not the one who has to live in a sinking, incurably corrupt garbage heap.

found the fidesz drone
>4,3 unemployment
>liveable wages

jó anyuék pénzén élősködni okoska?

Nigger move to the midwest

I've been there and it's fine, I'm not an Sup Forums Wikipedia warrior faggot so I don't really give shit.

>eastearn european women