Grandma's sewing kit

>Grandma's sewing kit

We have more in common than I realize

Little do they know of the embedded surveillance devices which let us spy on all those afternoon visits you've been meaning to make.

Seriously, when's the last time you've visited your grandmother? She'd love it if you dropped by.

Grandma's are the same everywhere?

Wtf I hate Denmark and danish intelligence service now

>80+ years old
>brother has memories of japs bayonetting some older guy at the cockfight ring
>always tells me stories
>remember her going with my family to yurop when i was a kid
>lent her a game a thrones book once, read the whole lot
>my cousin, 18 year old, f, not the brightest but still pretty fun, writes her name in her notebook death note style along with a detailed description of how she'll die

shitty greentext I know but it's a bit of a memory dump

please don't die yet lola, I genuinely love you

I still visit her a few times a year. She can still walk right and her memories are pretty good, as well as her wits. Despite my grandpa dying a couple years ago she still just seems so happy and lively.

>go to grandma's house
>see ice cream pot
>there's frozen beans inside
I think this one is excusive to Brazil, though.

I went to her house Wednesday, but i usually go there to lunch on sundays, along with the rest of the family.

>not this

>be me
>be 6
>go over to grandmas
>fat already
>hungry
>see box of cookies
>wtf
>why is there sewing equipment in here?!

Hahahaha joke's on you faggot my grandma's dead

REKT

>open royal dansk tin
>only unsugared cookies left

FUG

Grandmas are universal

lol poor fatty boy

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I don't understand how this is possible. Same brand of container and everything. I can understand it with yuros but I'm pajeet, and it's still the case.

Same,....its kinda weird

DELETE THIS

my grandma had a red box for needles and an entire closet compartment for other sewing stuff

checkm8

>Grandma's candy

we have the same but with dill or smth xd
after those experiences, i still assume that there can't be ice cream in ice cream pack, but when i sometimes check it and it's actually ice cream there, its always surprising. yeah, i still live with parents

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>Visit my grandparents
>Want something to drink
>Have to make the dangerous journey down into the old basement
>Smells old, stairs are shaky
>It's just a huge room with hundreds of shelves
>Every shelve is filled with food related decades old jars

hmm. my granny has this as sewing kit toolbox as well.

ours is pic related.

>visit German ex gf's house
>ask for a glass of water to drink
>"water is for washing" or something like that
>serves me a 0.75l jar of coke mixed with fanta

alrite...

her Grandma's house*

Wow this is a global thing isn't it

How did you know?

Actually my mother's sewing kit.

and those biscuits were lit

wtf same why do all grannies do this

>lit

nah
ice cream boxes are the best containers
we store everything from mashed potatoes to meat in them

every grandma is also a mama
she's just getting ready for the little one
when's the kid coming, pierre?

Jokes on you, the only thing these things ever contained were a massive pile of pennies.
I think one tin can fit $50 worth of pennies. Heavy as fuck.

ma che cazzo vuoi da me? che stracazzo vuoi merda umana? coglione ti spacco la faccia, vedi di non rompermi le palle, testa di cazzo, ma che cosa cazzo vuoi faccia di merda

JUST

both grandmommies been dead for over a decade

>lit

aggiornati coi tempi, nonno, non siamo più nell'antica sumeria

Look like grandmas are the same errrwhere

What's the deal with airline food? Boy that stuff is bad!

That shit is the worst. It's okay when it's not fish meat though.

>whenever I visit grandma

>not storing your frozen tilapia in an empty tub of Cornettos

Same here

You dress a moose, upside down, every time you visit your grandma?

They probably have some sort of secret network.

>go to grandma's house
>see ice cream box
>it's full of frozen lapskaus

Same here and my family is Arab

My weed box

>my family is Arab
Kill yourself.

expecting ice cream and seeing that shit would scar me for life

good post

t. Arabized Sicilian

He's a Swede with severe autism.

i thought this was an Aussie Grandma thing.