What happened to Michael Cera? He used to be in everything and then he suddenly disappeared

What happened to Michael Cera? He used to be in everything and then he suddenly disappeared.

he died as he lived

Witness protection program. The FBI found out he raped a killed a girl in 1990.

So who is he a witness against? himself?

I can't believe we lost him so young.
I loved him in Scott Pilgrim.

Isn't that Bob Saget?

He probably looks too creepy now. He's still getting voice work.

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He was arrested for possession of heroin

What's that movie where he plays the awkward teen, but still gets the girl at the end?

He got replaced by that other beta guy, Jessie Eisenberg.

iirc he was in that sausage dog movie

cant believe i used to think he was the cute one in superbad

man he was in every movie in the 00s

He lucked out by being the oddball they chose for Juno during the golden age of indie flicks which launched his career. He's worth millions and doesn't look like an extravagant guy so he's probably living comfortably on that nest egg.

I had no idea he was transgendered.

Is Netflix making another season of Arrested Development?

Jessie Eisenberg is definitely easier on the eyes but I think he got his place stolen by the beta guy from Whiplash and the Fantastic Four reboot.

Everyone realised he was a manlet.

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What's sad is Scott Pilgrim is a good movie. Only people with good taste watched it and remembers it. The rest of the plebs were too buy with sports or whatever.

Who is the sexy tall chink?

He evolved into Jesse Eisenberg

he has one character: the beta nerd whose in love with some girl that he's played in every single movie he's starred in. plus he's in his 30's and still looks like his 13. it's like he never went through puberty or something

RIP in peace.
I guess this was his "Last Christmas".

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Ewwwww dude wtf why would you post that site???

He's going to be in the new season of Twin Peaks.

Uhh why does your website have a picture of old guys having sex?

The kid from The Middle is the new Michael Cera

>5' 10''
>tall

Tall for a woman, yes.

especially for an Asian woman.

t. manlets

I think it's the woman from wolverine.

So what?

Tao Okamoto

You'll never learn.

Someone needs to photoshop a 2 year old Michael Cera Killing someone.

He just makes indie movies with Sebastián Silva nowadays.

Possibly because he raped and killed a girl

Underrated

He has a beta facial structure so he could only excel in roles as beta teenagers but then he became too old to play a teen so his career got reduced to voice acting.

Your company website is a single picture of 3 guys having a threesome? How can that possibly be profitable??

Cringed