Why doesn't America care more about its beautiful commonwealth, Puerto Rico?

Why doesn't America care more about its beautiful commonwealth, Puerto Rico?

because it's full of shitskins.

They speak spanish, Americans only feel bad for people who speak english

Our main languages include English and Spanish. Everyone speaks english

because its not a part of America and it never will be. How does it feel to be a colony shitskin

Americans don't know that so we don't care.

The average American thinks you're connected to Cuba

Then why does every GOP want to help us become the 51st state?

Come on, Amerifats. We love you. We just need a hand and we will become non-shitskins. Most of the newer generations are all white and we just need your help to eliminate the rest and make Puerto Rico great.

We will bail you out and then help you become a independent country.

Maybe you and the Cubans, Jamaicans and Dominicans can become friends

Please no. We want to be American. We pay your taxes, we wage your wars, we support your men.

You call that a beach?

Pfft

They have trouble recognizing colors and think that you are upper class right-wing emigres from a certain similarly located and flagged island, desu desu sempai.

You guys only wanted to become American because you guys had high debt.

Plus you should preserve Puerto Rican culture.

Fuck our culture. It sucks. The youth is either super edgy, a bunch of weebs, or fuckboys. If you guys won't take us in, just nuke us.

All I know is Puerto Rican women are going to be pumping out a bunch of Zika babies.

That is one of the biggest lies I've ever heard. Stop speaking spanish entirely and then we'll care. If it was up to me we'd just get rid of you entirely.

Shitty attitude.

Puerto Pobres are shit tier and can't even compare Dominican master racers. As a fellow White Man I would take Dominic alphas way before I take shity Faggot Ricans.Kys

Not op but I agree

Literally kill yourself dude just admit we fucking suck and move.

How am I gonna move with this debt crisis? Why don't you move?

Wat

What the fuck are you doing

PR needs an attitude adjustment. We are not gonna help you.

>We pay your taxes

Really? I thought Puerto Rico didn't pay federal taxes.

>Everyone speaks english
Bro, Puerto Ricans that live in states can't even into English.

Federal income tax? No. But we do pay mostly everything else.

Puerto Rico only pays federal excise taxes, import taxes, and FICA taxes.

They do not pay the federal income tax.

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No one in Puerto Rico pays taxes. They all do under the table transactions.

We do senpai we keep bailing you out

Your island is full of retarded bean monkeys and you all have rickets.

It's a socialist island. Puerto Rico created it's own problems and Paul Ryan just passed through a bailout package for that failed state. They should rot in their own filth.

Nah fuck that, I don't feel like buying a new flag for the front of my house.

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Why would the GOP want that? It'd be another blue splotch on our country's political map, similar to California.

Naw fuck that. Break up Cali Texas and some of the larger high pop states even Florida and New York.

Really makes you think. Hmmm...

The problems are deeper than weight of the program. The opposing pull of the laws that lead to both independence and statehood made the laws not make sense and generated no way to make money.