/brit/

Certified yank free edition.

*towers over you*

obsessed

Honestly hate nerds and nerd culture

Makes me sick

really want to filter some flags (yanks, canadians) but also don't want to install autism x

>say something offhand that wasn't meant to be taken seriously
>/brit/ turns it into the latest flavour-of-the-day gimmick

hehe, puppets the lot of ye

dont think anyone will be fooled by your damage control.

found the closeted nerd

yuzu

its consumerist idolatry, hastening the return of the Titans

Lauren Southern lads

read an article the other day about the increasing numbers of homosexuals needing to wear nappies because of all the bum sex. fucking lol.

>facepunch
I still browse there

o'

that's just amateurs who don't prepare for anal properly
happens a lot with women who try anal too because they think it's just like vaginal sex

it's called knee-jerk fedora posting because it
takes an honest appraisal and lowers it to turf fodder so it loses it's power
anything worth posting shouldn't be posted in a place that uses any worthy discourse as a way of using a stale and expired gimmick

the thing about love is true though. it might feel nice but it is just a chemical change in our brains that provides an evolutionary advantage. just like everything to do with humans. we're not special or external to nature at all. just another meat cog in the flesh machine.

but thats fine and shouldn't be seen as a bad thing.

how are you supposed to prepare beyond washing your arse of smells

watching Bill Nye Headstomps A Room Full Of White Babies While Wearing a Pink Dress And Waving An ISIS Flag

really makes me want to go to science school and kill Drumpf

>krk rokit

the virgin speakers

buying a €3300 laptop lol

woah you're so smart mr yank man

what's wrong with that blokes jawline?

butt plug and rectal exercises
you can't just jam a cock/dildo up there, you're just going to injure yourself

think I might get a new macbook pro too

doesn't matter because he's wrong. the human anus is just not designed to receive phallic objects in it on a regular basis. too much will fuck it up. just like too much of anything is bad.

better not be a macbook you fuccboi

Remember, if you're in contact with people don't message them after 5 on Fridays. If they don't already, they'll realise you never go out

heard it gets hot enough to ge rid of certain pests

silly post from a silly billy

>TrustingChemicalstToTellYouIt'sChemicals.jpg
and no on, its just empty sophistry spouted by armchair pseuds to seem lofty and dismiss any deeper thoughts on the matter or really anything beyond narrow material consumption

and if chemical reactions were the only factor than we would be little more than automatons, free will has always been the freedom to say "no" which we are perfectly capable of no matter how crazy hormones get

wouldn't that mean too much vaginal sex is bad for you too

>butt plug and rectal exercises

why didn't HIV do it's job and get rid of these people?

>it's
its, brainlet

the vagina is much more robust and designed to be fucked

...

socially conservative and fiscally liberal

>spend loadsa money but not on them pakis

>robust

obsessed with aids

and that free-will comes about from complex chemical interactions in our complex brains. All of which is an evolutionary advantage. otherwise we wouldn't have free-will to begin with. we are just meat machines with the ability to realise that.

theres nothing lofty or dismissive about keeping ideas based in reality. adding in navel-gazing philosophy is meaningless and is pure human hubris.

i didnt say there is no value in it so the premise of that pic is irrelevant.

yes, i am a "rorke" but that doesn't explain away all of my great statements on culture

in this episode, /bri/t's resident brainlets discuss free will, the deal with the gays, and brown people

lefties are like the religious when they say "its just faith"

is it dolphin in a bathtub?

I'm gonna plant a flag here

It is time, for the Way of the Warrior

You're now aware that Sir Billi was Sean Connery's last film

>tfw dictated the episode's main plot through a single hate post

Not sure I should be entrusted with so much power desu haha

>i didnt say there is no value in it so the premise of that pic is irrelevant.

you seem to be forgetting emergent properties of the chemicals as well, which can not be simply explained by chemical reactions but rather their collective whole

and love is state of consciousness, itself emergent from a collective and simultaneous set of chemical interactions to form something greater

this is why materialists will always technically win this argument because you can explain away nearly anything except for possibly consciousness by singling out the individual molecular workings of the brain

whats his endgame?

Ah yes, when your brother or sister blame something wrong with their laptop on you.

what is the evolutionary advantage in love that goes beyond mere breeding, like the love for things that are dead, the love for friends, or the love for non-humans
reducing everything to "just chemicals" is absurd and intellectually dishonest especially since the actual science on the matter is muddy at best with many people on both sides (but generally the "free will" side being dominant")
and again if the "chemicals" are telling us yes, yet also apparently telling us "no" and possibly "maybe" all at the same time, how do these reactions come to a single conclusion for action?
somewhere in the mix the Will plays a role, and that role is always to say "No" to the urging of instinct or biology or whatever urge.
if humans were just machines we would have no awareness, we would be P-zombies speaking Chinese too each other from a manual.
all tests prove nothing because every single one of them rests on the conclusion that humans have will and are rational enough to perform said test.

>this is why materialists will always technically win this argument because you can explain away nearly anything except for possibly consciousness by singling out the individual molecular workings of the brain
if they keep winning arguments then maybe you should find better evidence to counter it or perhaps concede. thats how debates work mate.

takeover of china (not joking)

also nice 70,000 get

feel sorry for people who actually read this fucking novel

BRITS, why are you not at toil right now? If you were a self-respecting adult you would be

>ywn have Futa Melania pound your boy hole
why even live?

>your average rorke-type person fits in perfectly with islamic views

>want to impose their ideology on everyone by force
>completely indoctrinated, never doubt their irrational, destructive ideology for a second
>smear their opponents with "racist" for challenging their beliefs
>high rate of sexual assault and pedophilia
>high rate of unemployment
>hate free speech
>hate israel
>hate christians
>hate the west
>pro mass immigration
>attack their own members for straying from their dogma
>reply to opposition with violence, intimidation, censorship
>act as part of a larger gang or mob
>claim to be oppressed victims of their opposition
>backed by the media, politicians, billionaires
The far-left has a lot in common with muslims as well.

>ywn have any girl ride your dick.

Might give this thread a miss

if its a wall of text with a vietnamese flag then its going to be a wall of drivel using centuries old philosophical dialogue that actual science left behind decades ago.

*yanks on your chain as you try to trot off*
heel boy, HEEL

... it's almost as if all extremes are just the same thing ...

Whoroo m8

>get my life together
>think I might stand a chance with the ol' oneitis
>haven't spoke to her in 7 years since we left sixth form, know where she works, but she doesn't know I know so it'd be creepy to casually "show up"

help me out lads

girls are shit at riding

Test

digibyte is the most manipulated top 25 coin on the market

>get my life together
>oneitis
fuck off

Just send her a screencap of your post, she'll get it and find it funny and charming.

more hubris

running for president

absolute madmen

going on an adventure to the kitchen lads

entire post reeks of reddit, fuck off

>not having a oneitis

you don't belong here, normie

equip the draughon's shield before to protect you from "the Entombed Grief-maiden"

and inane reductionism isn't?

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we live in the age of facebook and linkedin lad. everyone knows everything about fucking everyone else. hardly that inexplicable that you'd know where she works, unless she specifically avoids posting every detail of her life which is rare for girls

>have a good career with amazing prospects
>want to go to the kitchen but my chad roommates are lurking about in there

Ah yes, the "london experience", can't afford my own studio flat despite having a masters

>you don't belong here, normie

>I looked you up on the Internet
thing an insane murderer would do

>only a masters
'ri brainlet

thing this fat cunt said to me after looking me up on google
>YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT!!
said as though she had found out i spent time in the penitentiary

... good morning ...

Hey I know this one. She did a unique video of her and another guy kidnapping a guy off the street. They drugged him and she forced him to cum. Haven't seen anything like it.

Good vid.

whats even the draw of living somewhere like London or other such big cities at this point? its not as if the only alternative is some shitty little village with about 5 people living in it

why did you go to prison?

There's really no excuse for not having a facebook, it's like the brand of a major abnormie

why is /brit/ so obsessed with homosexuals?

We're very self-centred

If someone put one of these fucking things between the seats I was in I would fucking HEEM them no questions asked

Facebook is for grannies and weirdo subcultures now

rather not say

is that not what having a publicly viewable social media account is for? can't see why else anyone would make one

its that bad uh

>have car, family house and an active social life
>outgoings are only £600/month all in

Honestly don't know how these londoncucks do it tb h lads

There are a lot of benders in here
They are good lads