/cric/

ENG 10/0 (1.2 Ovs)
WI

boxed wine edition

Decent ball from the turbomanlet

Based fucking Roach
England on suicide watch
That's called goon lad

>Stoneman
England are so fucked for openers when Cook retires!

ABSOLUTE jaffa

love roach

Love manlet fast medium
Hate tall medium fast

STONEDman

nothing better than West Indian quicks bowling well

Cook's strike rate is a bit high lads

Tad worried Lara's record is in danger

deserved a double wicket maiden off that over

>bowling anywhere but 4-5th stump at cook
>wonder why you get slapped around

hate boundaries
love wicket maidens

>17* (13)

>2:20 local time
>Only 30 runs scored all day

Test cricket is dead

based viv

Roach to clean up in the night session

how come cook is still boring even whens scoring quickly?

Are the Ashes still going to be played when Australia becomes 60 percent Chinese in 20 years?

Is this test still over 5 days? I don't know much about this new format.

When do they go for tiffin?

Westley has the patrician technique. Leaves everything until it's right at him then slams it past the bowler

Wicket next over

haha meme

its all just the same except it starts later

don't trust you

Take a chance on me

Is Kyle Hope related to Shai Hope?

Is Kemar Roach related to Recep Erdogan?

Didn't mean this over of course

>England playing a 30 yr opener with a FC avg of 37

Kek..yeah you're gonna win the ashes this summer

Called it lads

kek
KEK
K E K

>erasmus

Poot doesn't make it past the 30s

Erasmus is so shit that was fucking plumb

are there any openers in county cricket that england haven't tried?

essex's brave nick browne

Lyth hasn't gotten the shot he deserves

t.peter siddle

>English top order batsmen
he does deserve another go, had to play against quality Australia and NZ teams with class attacks, Robson is another who needs a go, even carberry can feel a little hard done by, did more than fine down in Aus

Fuck off with this opinion he's done nothing since been dropped.

>nz
>class attack

apparently anyone in the whole world is able to qualify for holland

test

cricket

I spent $660 on haircuts last year ama

Who should open for England in the Ashes?

Lyth

How many haricuts did that buy you

12

if you were going to go travelling on ur own for a few months where would you go

colombia

Port Moresby

DPRK

>windies
team flatulence

david gower is such a seething casual, only has a job cause hes posh

Kek

probably also doesn't hurt that he captained england, played 100 tests and was a beautiful strokemaker

reckon it's the accent though

Audible kek

Relieved Chef's strike rate went down a bit

Sick of these garbage one sided cricket games

Reckon the game is in a shocking state right now

reckon rolly b has literally fled /cric/ since his pic got posted

literally who

Do cucks give up their degenerate fetish upon seeing the BBC fail at cricket?

he was harassing daniel on facebook

Carberry.

Mark Stoneman's opening partner Rory Burns.No idea why he's been looked over for so long, he's got a great record.

He said he never posts here anyway

Just boot up some highlights from the 80s

>le will die from cancer soon man

hello roland

Rolly B unironically pops up on my timeline sometimes

Got a couple of mutual friends on facey that argue about politics on his profile

hey lads, haven't visited cric in about 6 months, what memes have I missed?

Pavement.

We all support Worcestershire now

elaborate

uhhh miss me with that sauces shit, we've always been Nots boys

>was harassing a /cric/ meme on facebook
>''''never'''posts here anyway
sure thing roland

pavement are /cric/'s official favourite band. nothing major

The commentators are all just depressed at watching the WI play.

Just let us play Bangladesh or something :/

I literally had to tell him who Daniel was and even then he messaged his Facebook music page and not his actual profile

Ireland and Afghanistan are available now lad

>asking your mates to message daniel on facebook


don't believe it anyway, this is a cover story. you are roland

How long till Moeen detonates

That would be ideal and competitive.

Most importantly, it'll help these noobs develop.

look mate /cric/ came to a communal decision as to who we as a community support and I'd like you to respect that decision

>England declare 700/3

Can't say he will this test lad

Hate Fraud
Hate Blanderson
Love Roach
Love Taylor

>Root declaring without at least four figures under his belt

Why is it not pronounced wor-kes-ter-shi-ya

Wurstashare

when are they even playing test.tipping AFG cricket to continue moving in a positive direction

Who fucking understand British pronunciation
Cockburn is co-burn
Derby is darby
Durham is duhram
Shire is sheer
etc etc etc

Afghanistan were in negotiations with someone over it, forgot who though
Might have been zimbabwe?

Also find it strange how British meme pronounciations didn't carry over to the colonies, we just say it as it's read for the most part

AFG will produce an elite quick before india

Rambo>Kapil Dev already

just realised rashid khan is 18 not 38 wtf lads

big strong war torn afghanistan has a made a man out of him

reckon an away tour to AFG would be one of the hardest series to win in cricket

don't think German wickets are that deadly lad

Reckon Holding will take a month's break from commentary after this session

Chase on 8fer watch