Red flags for women
>Best friend is a guy
>Uses tobacco products
>Is bisexual
>Likes to go out and dance with the "girls"
>Doesn't outright reject the advances of other men
>Was in a relationship with a nigger at some point
>Always brings up ex boyfriends
>Likes gay media personalities
>Listens to rap or other black music
If a woman you are interested in shows any of these signs run for the hills.
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>Is a fucking woman
I second this, my ex filled 6 or 7 of those.
>Breaking up with her
>Sends me a text with a pic of a positive preg test
>Horrified
>Google search "positive pregnancy test"
>couple scrolls down see exact picture she sent me
>Play along with her lie
>Expose her lie as she's giving me walls of texts saying how horrible I am
>Tells me she wasn't lying and that I'm manipulative
>Goes on social media saying how I was abusive
Seriously bros, watch out what you stick your dick into. She was hot as fuck, but the agony of dealing with her bullshit everyday was (mostly) not worth it.
Next girl who falls in love with me in like a matter of a week
>cuts herself
>talks about her ex a lot
One day she starts wanting to fuck
>tell her no, I want to be careful
>don't talk for a few days
>"did I do something wrong, user?"
>just text back, "no"
Haven't heard from her since
Holy sit that's fucking scary my ex was all of those
Left her because she stopped having sex with me after we got into a fight and she was using her vagina against me
Does Milo count as a gay media personality
If so, 1/9, I'll take it
Milo isn't gay he just will do anything for attention
>he will do anything for attention
So he's gay.
Touché
bro i had 3 girls try to marry me all at once, but i was too busy being a really cool dude and doing my own thing
She isn't a Christian
>Ex was bisexual
>Was really quiet but after the break up she started going out with "the girls"
Yep, just two of these were enough.
To think I almost married her.
Jesus fucking Christ. I'll just do what Ronaldo did and have a baby with a surrogate mother. Fuck women.
Yea, it's a great thing, having your own life and high standards.
Redflag in men
>bellow 6'
>making less than 75k
>not having a car
>nail polish
>piercing aside from the ear
>tattoos
>has had an abortion
>will use plan b as plan a
>cell phone addict
You have pretty low standards there
>nail polish
kys
God damn I had another girl like this when I met her I noticed she had highlights in her hair that hit a huge red flag with me that she was too flirty and not serious enough and I was right
Why? That's what I need from my husband, everything else I can get with my girls out on the weekends
>mfw gf is bi
>mfw she brings her friend who's also bi
>mfw i didn't feel the need to jerk off in months because they drain my balls daily
I'm guessing you're new around these parts.
tits or GTFO
highlights is a good one to add
i also forgot
>anything more than a little bit of makeup
>netflix addict
>Is sandnigger
>Polygamous relationship
and everything is as normal
>That image
kek
>doesn't have a feminine penis
>Feminist
surprised this hasn't been mentioned yet
>Was in a relationship with a nigger at some point
A study found that 97% of white American women have had interracial sex at least once during their lifetime. Good luck finding the remaining 3%
>problem glasses
>tattoos (especially on their breast)
>body piercings
>hoop earnings
>children born out of wedlock
>long nails
>twitter and/or snapchat user
>wears high heels even when its not ideal or appropriate
>unnatural hair coloring
>does not know how to drive properly (even by woman standards)
>listens to pop punk or hip hop
>posts a selfie on social media more than once a week
>Likes to go out and dance with the "girls"
>Likes gay media personalities
My gf of 6 years has these, just how many BBCs has she been filled with?!
That's because it's almost as obvious as having a black kid.
then link the study you stupid nigger
How gf tier is Kate Middleton? Aside from her habit of showing off her bum, she seems to be a decent gf/wife. I don't see any red flags
Pros
> gets a uni degree
> wore slutty clothing but didn't actually have too many partners
> exercises a lot, maybe to excess
> a good mother
> pretty
> wears conservative clothes, aside from the upskirts
Cons
> likes being naked, sunbathes naked
> shirks duty like attending royal military events
> not that good of an actor, can tell she's bored and does a fake huge laugh at royal events
Red flag for men
>spends day crying about women on the internet with other lonely betas.
All of them user
if she get's pregnant, you had better give the kid a subtle DNA test
Those are all solid red flags, but I'd put "has been in a relationship with any man" at the top of the list.
>Interracial means black
>Not linking the study
O ok paco
>has a facebook
>has a twitter
>has a tumblr
>has an instagram
>molested as a child
>hates her dad/parents divorced
>has a kid
>wears makeup
>has too many friends
>has shitty people as friends
>not a virgin
>laughs entirely too much/laughs at stupid shit
>plugged into the electric jew
>listens to the aural jew
>thinks "the fashion world" is by anything but gay jews
>isnt redpilled
>believes racemixing is acceptable
>doesn't praise kek
>doesn't MAGA
>is a jew
Pretty standard stuff, not gonna list every last thing, I'd be here until the apocalypse.
Enjoy your nonexistent wife.
One test I use on women is asking them really simple shit like 'What were the last three Prime Minister's names?'
>MFW the amount of university educated women who don't know the answer is about 80%+
>emotional support animal
I know a girl who was molested when she was 4. The last thing I heard her speak about was that very moment, and then after that the type of nipple piercings her black bf is taking her to buy.
Enjoy your devorce that ends with you in prison and your life destroyed.
Solid list, OP. I'd also add:
>Listens to metal or classic rock
>Any "body modification" besides a discreet tattoo or ear piercing
>Single mother
>Dated a black guy
>Had more than 4 sexual partners
>Is overweight
The first 100% legit red flags on women post I've ever seen.
Good work user.
Sounds accurate.
Lord, the stories I could share with you all of all these child abuse victims who are roaming the Earth that I've met. It's to the point where I can tell just by looking into their eyes, I can see the damage, the depravity, the insanity burning inside them.
Red flag for men
>cries about men crying about women
I'd shag it. And seeing as my taxes pay for her to be a welfare queen (literally), I kind of feel entitled to at least chucking my custard over her spoilt little face a couple of times.
P.S.- Your favorite presidential candidate is also one.
[citation fucking needed]
>classic rock
why ?
Does anyone honestly expect to find a girl that doesn't use social media at all? That's increasingly becoming impossible.
Good point, I forgot
>complains about men
every time I can just sense an aura of emptiness coming from them, and the words they speak pass through you like smoke through a screen door
>She is 'still friends with her ex'
The best advice I ever got was "It doesn't matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is sick of dealing with her bullshit."
Ex was a 10/10 and fucking CHRIST I was sick of dealing with her bullshit.
>Cries to me because I'm too fascist.
>Cries because I don't like feminism.
>Cries because I made fun of the xe/xi/xo/xum I smell the blood of CIS scum pronouns.
>Cries because I said "getting an Eminem tattoo is fucking retarded".
>Cries because I jokingly said her friends cat was better than hers.
At least I have like 200 naked pictures of her.
as someone who has been that ex a few times, trust me when i say they are still banging from time to time.
>She claims to be into sci-fi but thinks Captain Kirk was an18th century sailor
The only thing that I can think of that is a guarantee red flag is
>Isn't a sexbot/wifebot
I know... I have more sex with my exes now than when I did when I was paying for their drinks. Most women are fucking dishrag whores.
>offended by racist jokes
>is nervous
>has lots of male friends
>has trouble commiting to meet-up times, is flakey
>late all the time
>says she wants to "enjoy her 20's"
>doesn't require a condom when having sex with you for within the first 5-10 bangs
>has any friends studying psychology
>feminist
>any kind of genderfluid beleifs
But getting an eminem tattoo is extremely retarded senpai
You'd have to be a retard to not realize this.
If the girl's still even texting her ex, drop her like a hot sack of potatoes.
Never mind, my English is not that good, as I am a tanned German.
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>Sup Forumss idea of a crazy chick
>Sup Forums's reaction
>dump that whore, leave her to rott shes a nigger lover, I dont need that
>how Sup Forums would actually deal with the situation
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not all you you jsut most of you
>my wife has none of these
Feels good
Sincerely, frogposting foreveralone overcontrolling neckbeard.
Like sucking cock?
If you're going to make up a horseshit statistic, you can at least give us one that's believable.
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My high school gf didn't know where the pope lives...
Holy shit dude. Same here, dated a chick and I dumped her. She then went crazy and told everyone I was an abusive dickhead. People still think it too. Gets to me sometimes.
Could you translate that from shitty vevo youtubes to the some tangible form of the queen's English, you fucking emu cucked kangaroo?
Hahahaha he literally fell for the dating a walking problem meme.
From experience, I'd say a lack of interest and passions is a red flag.
All the best chicks I've met have being passionate about something or at least have an active interest in a certain activities.
Basically, you want a chick that's a (legitimate) nerd in at least one topic.
>hurr im so spphiscated
get real faggot, we all know youve dated like 3 girls. didnt like either of them for some bullshit reason and they found out you were boring so they dumped you, so now you sit here saying how shit women are and how you want a perfect one, and what to look out for in a ''tainted'' woman.
>have good looking blonde wife
>met her when she was 16, has had only one other dick in her
>given me two blonde children
>great cook
>makes more money than me
>likes trump
>mfw
Listening to all the stories of girls in their 20s on here makes me very happy with my life choices
He lives in a house
Fuck, its like these people are trying to be stupid.
fpbp
Why would I settle for anything less?
>we all know
Care to prove that? You know nothing of my experiences. Unless you have actual evidence proving your claim, then you can share.
Clinton?