You will never be American

>you will never be American
is there anything worse than this?

Fuck you you slanty eyed fuck, you're not even human

Being American.

no there isn't
kill yourself

Yes.

I am a subhuman. I'm so sorry

Should have been first post.

SPBP

'merica sucks.

it's alright man, you seem like a nice guy. Good luck with everything. Enjoy life in Japan, I hope I can visit some day.

You fucking suck, buddy. Why don't you get the fuck out, commie?

>enjoy life in Japan

this is worse than two nukes

Yeah I wish I could be an American too... Oh wait.

sucks to be you nip. How's the radiation this time of year?

if you can give me proof you are japanese. I will show you pictures of my guns.

>tfw american

why's life in Japan so bad? Do you want 2 more nukes? I'm sure we have them

>you will never be part of Hitler's Germany in a world where the US didn't insert itself into the war and the USSR was defeated
Why even live at this point?

Don't hate on your country, friend. It's your country, make the best of it. I mean, you could be Chinese.

Not being Australian would be a fate worse than death. I can only just get by not being American.

>when the bantz are low tier but you agree with the sentiment so you upvote out of desperation

I'll throw in a pic of my dick as well if he delivers

American here. It isn't all burgers and cream.
I got off work at 1 am and had to find a burger but guess what? All the burger joints were closed at 1 am. EVEN THE NEAREST MCDONALD'S. So I ended up having to drive 20 miles to a second McDonald's just to get a double quarter pounder. Just washed it down with some Jack Daniels so I'm calming down a bit, but I almost had a panic attack. Burgers should not be that hard to obtain in America.

>not being upside down

Says the American posting from Okinawa.

just look at my broken english


yes please

You're not subhuman. We love you Japan. America iz going through a tough puberty.

Can confirm. Life here is shit unless you're loaded.

Fuck you, you fucking American

Get out.

>wanting to live in a police state

>born in the greatest country ever
>tfw when it's all going to get flushed down the toilet

dude why is your flag a medkit?

>wanting to live in a country that is smaller than most of the states

That is not enough proof.

On a unrelated note, what proxy are you using? and does it work with 2chan?

>tfw i am a real american

mfw I'm bong

You're using perfect English

>live in ethnically pure, mostly conservative country with hard work ethic.
>want to live in 60% white 30% obese burgerland with libshits everywhere and lazy fucks at every corner.

what the fuck is wrong with you

show us the moonr unes japanner

You have more degenerates than we have citizens.

Because we are gonna have to heal the world when you retards are done fucking it up.

America is a nation of american dream

ayy I thought about posting exactly this as I was clicking on the thread

>mfw naturalized American

It's ok, in retrospect nothing matters.

Yep, pooing in loo.

see what is the "Swiss Dream"?

wish I could. Privacy laws are fucked. Cops are assholes that try and get payback for getting picked on in highschool.

the american dream is dead bud, everything's fake and shitty now

i actually kinda agree with this, we're pretty fucking egotistical and just sorta mess things up

Check em'

Good question, no idea, I'm American just visiting. ecks dee

no

DESIGNATED

Check out my map guys

Don't you worry about shooting your dick off while handing your gun in bed?

We're going to hell in a hand basket.

Japan can't be that bad.

I would like to be American for some shit but love to Mexican for other shir. Do any of you hold this feel?

nah american graduate school is still best and there is a lot of money in US.

It's verynice place for me

>degenerates
I don't deny that America has produced some of the top their degeneracy in the world but I'd like to know why you think that. We have a lot of fucked up laws that tend to imprison people for bullshit. Certainly is by no means a measure of degeneracy

>get born into the greatest nation in history
>just in time for the baby boomers to piss it all away to the Chinese
FUCKING BOOMERS RUINED EVERYTHING THE GREATEST GENERATION FOUGHT FOR

Lol nope.

There is no sniper in the world who could shoot a target that small

None of you guys who post these threads really think this right? You're all just taking the piss right?

I mean, there's bad things about living anywhere, and there's things I do like about the US, I just don't see why anybody would want to live here so bad. These threads are ironic though right?

> You will never be a little girl

I'm envious of Mexico's pharmacies.

Is it true you can just get anything without a prescription?

I've had asthma my whole life but still need a doctor's approval to get my inhalers.

It's bs, I should just allowed to buy them. It's not like my asthma is going away and you can't get high off that shit anyway.

I would be fine with just a citizenship desu.

Depends on region too
>God Tier
New England
Northwest
>High Tier
Northeast Outside of New England
Eastern Virginia
>Mid Tier
Rockies
Great Plains
Alaska
Texas
>Low Tier
Southwest
Hawaii
California
Southeast
>Soviet Russia Tier
Midwest
>Literally a third world hellhole
Appalachia

USA most hated country in Americas
UK most hated country in Europe
India most hated country in Asia
All three are known for bullying other countries to get what they want.

9/11 was inside job

good news for you nippanon, you don't have to be american to enjoy nigger BBC.

>American school
>ever best
you realize they are really low in all lists

...

>don't know ivy league, caltech and MIt

okay

KILL yourself. your "free" education is garbage

dont lump us in with you street-shitting sand niggers. At least half of our country isn't a warzone.

>India most hated country in Asia
Hahahahaha, no. Japan/China compete for that, unless we're talking about the Pakis.

If being American is so great, I can't even imagine how shit it must be to not be American. Because it's pretty shitty to be American right now.

Thanks based Japanbro. I would ship you a hamburger and a gun if I could.

Who the fuck is so low on the totem pole that India bullies them? That is like getting bullied by the special education kids in high school.

Neither is ours.

Japan is not hated in Asia, China is.

...

Goy State University checking in

Feels pretty good t b h f a m

You haven't been to Taiwan and SK yet.

it's so garbage we are really high in education quality lists :^)
btw, nice proxy murrifat. No one but American would be too stupid to praise American education

You were born just in time to watch it crash and burn.

for some reason I hear a lot more about American Scholars than Finnish ones.

i wake up everyday and i want to be american but i cant, i wake up and i'm mexican and it sucks tbqh i dont want to cross the border illegally and i only have a turist visa wat can i do? mexico sucks

>tfw you will never get killed in a mass shooting
>tfw you will never need to drive a car and get killed in an accident
>tfw you will never go to a Trump or Hillary rally
>tfw you will never be forced to sing that anthem
>tfw you will never be incarcerated in the permanent daycare centres known as federal prisons, state prisons and jails
>tfw you will never get killed by jet fuel melting steel beams

It's sad I know.

JAPAN NOT HATED IN ASIA LOL

Americans gave their country to the Chosen people. And what have you done lately?

Anyhow SHUT IT DOWN

Quality isn't cheap, mongol.

Cross the border illegally, Paco. The Amerifats are weakened. Obama actually stops homeland security from defending the border. Just go and get your free welfare check.

Why can't you ever be an American?

>Legal immigration
>Citizenship

Am I missing something?

We are good at diplomacy. We are improving our ties with US even when we are strongly allied to Iran and Russia. We are not even qualified for NSG and yet only 5 nations are opposing us for NSG entry. We are building missiles with Isreal and Military bases in Iran.

Japan is improving its relations with other countries, offering a helping hand to small nations in asia to cease Chinese activity in South China sea.

DELETE THIS

>tfw you will never bin that knife
>tfw sharia law is nonmandatory
>tfw we don't have a Queen to evacuate to Canada when the muzzies take over
>tfw you will never lose a war to Ireland
>tfw you will never leave the EU

>you will never have a safe filled with funz

Come to America, we need all the people we can that consider themselves American. We have too many hyphenated.

Was waiting on this one

>you will never drive to school in an old muscle car
>you will never attend a school that is one building
>you will never stuff nerds in those tall person-high lockers
>you will never wear a varsity jacket to school
>you will never be captain of the football team and fuck half the blonde cheerleaders
>you will never go on spring break
>you will never have hot summers and snowy winters
>you will never attend a prestigious American college with an actual campus life
>you will never party in other people's 'dorms'
>you will never have thousands upon thousands of people watch as you score the winning touchdown (nfl is gay tho rugby for life)
>you will never have a typical dumb blonde Stacey gf with daddy issues and an American accent.

Come over illegally bro, plenty of land. Ignore the haters. Lots of us don't give a fuck if yall want to come over and do the jobs the rest of us won't.

Can you even own any of those or do you guys have a 5-10 round law?

We're all waiting for the Brexit.
>but the Brexit never happen