Go out shopping

>go out shopping
>hear typical annoying American tourists complaining loudly
>"don't they have elevators in this country??"

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>go out shopping
>hear typical annoying American tourists complaining loudly
>"don't they have elevators in this country??"

I once saw a fat american family almost empty an entire rack of pork rinds in a supermarket

Maybe they were health inspectors

Saw a yank complain about his portion at a steakhouse just last week. 1.5kg full rack + chips wasn't enough apparently

>+ chips
lmao who tf eats chips with a steak
i can understand fries but wtf were they poor

>go out shopping
>Hear typical annoying American tourists complaining loudly
>Realize i'm not on vacation and neither are they

>american education

Not sure if bait

>leave house
>see a*erican tourists
>week ruined

I know this is probably bait so I'll ignore chips but a rack means ribs you tard

>Mayonnaise fries and chips with steak

>leave hotel
>see/hear hot guys speaking in a sexy accent
>week made

>Americans who choose abostralia as their faction destination
That's he problem. You have the worse of the worst.

>Work in harbour close to the Little Mermaid sculpture
>American tourists waddle up, grunting and taking pictures of me and the ships
>Looks like they're about to shit themselves (they probably were)
>They ask for directions to a bathroom
>I send them in the wrong direction

Made my week.

>don't leave house
>stay inside
>talk to no one

ah yes

>be Israelite
>can't even visit holiest place in your country because you aren't 50 years of age or above

based jew

>Swedish anything
Mohammad, you wish you were American.

>work at a cafe
>serve American his coffee
>"this has cream in it right?"

could not figure out what he meant

Ah yes, american """"""""""banter"""""""""""

>go out shopping
>hear typical annoying American tourists complaining loudly
>"Hi! Can anyone speak English here??"

Kek

you dumb cunt
it's a cream you put in coffee that has between 18-30% milk fat

Ah yes, Swedish """""""""""Traditions""""""""""""""

>it's a cream you put in coffee that has between 18-30% milk fat

why not just use full cream milk?

I didn't come ANYWHERE near laughing at ANYTHING in this terrible thread. This banter is fucking terrible. Get better.

americans are fat

because I'm trying to drink coffee, not concentrated milk with caffeine you shit cunt

>I-I'm not mad at all haha this banter is so terrible!!!

Italians live with Thier mommies

then order a macchiatto or just use less milk

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Italians are as hairy and dirty as dogs and barely any of them live up to the "hung Italian stalion" meme

Italians aren't white.

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I don't think you understand mate.
I want milk with my coffee, not coffee with my milk.

Explain?

>Be American at restaurant
>See Euros smoking in front of entrance
>loudly complaining in French with broken English in between
>They're saying some pretty awful shit
>still smoking as well
>ask them to leave
>yell at me in French
>yell back at them in French
>Euros realize I understood them
>mfw

Kek this is pretty funny but honestly, who doesn't wipe their anus?

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Welp.American "banter" boys

>"Hi! Can anyone speak English here??"
THIS!!! I did help a tourist many time. When they are lost.

Well, do you?

lmao

>leave house
>asian tourists everywhere

Leave Strasbourg, we don't like you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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