HABT. IHR. BOCK?

HABT. IHR. BOCK?

time for Sup Forums to support the chaotic evil this season!

>Kevin-Prince
As on the stands so on the pitch.
Club of chimp-out mongrels.

this is bundes

okay
hello

Is this Bandy-liiga?

Is this Lauri?

hijacked

personally I'm more of a lawful evil guy

what is a bandy?

based

who /LivesInFearOfRelegation/ here?

Like hockey on ice. Not ice hockey. With a ball like in hockey.

Are you talking about ice hockey?

No.
Is this Dieter Bohlen?

I hope that Lauri is okay.

Why fear certainty?

who cares about this average ass club lmao?

pls delet!1

It's ice field hockey, field hockey on ice. Imagine you're playing field hockey with your fellow metrosexual uppercall university students. Suddenly it rains really hard and the field is ankle deep under water as if your mother had squirted on my cock again. Now it's getting really cold, cold enough to make even refugees stop hanging around at that bakery with free wifi that was losing lots of customers because fuck getting mugged by niggers in the morning, and voila: you're playing field hockey. On ice.

t. Offenbacher Hurensohn

fianlly someone explains stuff to me in a language that I understand.

SCHON IST NE SOMMERNACHT VORBEI
VIELES PASSIERT HIER IN OFFENBACH AM MAIN
ZWEI MÄDCHEN HABEN IHR SCHICKSAL GEFUNDEN
UND SIND GESTERN NACHT IM MAIN ERTRUNKEN
DIE SCHULD HABEN DIE BULLEN
DENN SIE HABEN NUR ZUGESEHEN
SO WAR ES DOCH IHR HURENSöHNE

ive never met a non-autistic german

name my band /notbundes/

me neither ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I've never met a brazilian. You might just be a meme made up by Sup Forums and the FIFA, I'll never know.

Gang(bang) of Four

Damn, HaHü is a big guy

gib hradecky millions and he'll stay

1,5 Betreuer je minderjährigem Flüchtling

>Marco Fabian is kill again, this time until 2018
Is his European career done?

Lel

Don't think so. Right now Frankfurts attacking power is highly dependant on him, so his standing is pretty high.

thought the same. more like Hasenhütte if not Hasenhaus if you ask me.

Do you rate Chandler?

Best character in the show after Ross

Always thought that he was a bit one dimensional, but he really did came good after Kovac last season.

*under Kovac

I hope he does well for Frankfurt as well as for us because we really need fullback depth.

39th for Jule

ughhhh thats the name of an exgf of mine

Post pic

dont have any pics of her anymore. had some nice tiddies tho

sweaty boobs

Hey user, I need you to come here and help me finish off this stretch

I wonder what those pants smell like

Dude is onto something.
Is brazil even real?

>Bayern Munich’s Mats Hummels has become the second high-profile international player to pledge 1% of his salary to a charity that supports global football initiatives for disadvantaged children.

NUR DER OFC

wasn't this faggot blonde a while ago

i've met portuguese but never a brazilian

but if not then who makes all the brazilian porn?

also Burke sold to Palace for 18m, Kampl might replace him (why would Neverkusen agree though).

Is this the ROTE BULLEN general?

only if someone posts a picture of a nice home made cake

>read through Harald Schmidt jokes
>"Was ist die Gemeinsamkeit zwischen der Schwulenbewegung und dem FC Bayern München? Keiner stammt aus dem eigenen Nachwuchs."
lamo

Gib Hradecky or else ...

just realised that I haven't fapped in 3 days. am I dying, /HABT.IHR.BOCK/ ?

Bit disappointed about the Burke deal desu. Should've stayed and proved to himself that he's capable of adapting to a more "sophisticated" playing style. Now he's probably just going to end as another british pace babby.

hehe, but that's wrong (Alaba, Hummels, Müller)

yes

I wouldn't count Alaba as their youth player desu.

yeah, you're right
same thing with kroos

WTF??

yes

NUR

DER

HSV!

wow

Can Leverkusen do it?

aesthetic ∞

no.

not even a done deal yet

Dosen't Kühne realise that he isn't helping the club by flinging shit through the media every 2 weeks?

Can I do it?

do what?

Can you dig it

dig what?

>Alabama
>Bummels

lel no

see

p based

if RB manage to sign Kampl, they needed exactly one season in the bundes to become a bigger club than Leverkusen. let that sink in for a minute.

free beer's

not that hard if you have infinite money tbf

that schalke feel

but then Leverkusen is a bigger club than BVB? Because that is where he went from. Also it shouldn't be surprising, because Kampl literally was at RB Salzburg before and he probably knows all the staff already

>implying they do
yeah Bayer, Allianz, Adidas, VW are all shitting their pants because of the mighty Red Bull

but Kampl failed at Dortmund, last season he played over 2500 minutes.

Kampl nearly went to Beijng Guoan a few weeks ago. Is that a bigger club?

you really think Kampl would move from Neverkusen to Leipzig for the money? because that and Schmidt would have obviously been the reasons for a move to china.

>leave being the chatoic evil to me

I think that he wants to leave Leverkusen deperately.
Doesn't matter if his next club is a step back or not.

...

isn't that ape a professional wrestler yet

based

Damn I thought that poor man's Bushido was gone for good

>hating based KPB

wew you probably think Gazza was a shit footballer as well. Or Walter Frosch

hm thought about rooting a bit for frankfurt this season because of based gelson fernandes but looks like ill stick to just freiburg

>always injured
>always getting in trouble with refs and other plyers
>just fouls all day
but he scores a blooter every 15 games and talks like a tough guy so you know he's great

So he's like Robben, Vidal, Großkereutz and Pique all in one person. Pretty good

remember when he killed ballsack?

>Robben
more like Reus

Kevin-Prince, bitte! Es reicht mit dem Selbstschwuchteln.

Bernard Tekpetey just became a Cashpointer for one year

>remember when he killed ballsack?
he should be made an ehrenspielführer for that desu