OFFICIAL NY METS VS NY YANKEES GAMETHREAD 8/17

>yaks
1. Brett Gardner (L) LF
2. Aaron Hicks (S) CF
3. Aaron Judge (R) RF
4. Gary Sanchez (R) C
5. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
6. Todd Frazier (R) 3B
7. Tyler Austin (R) 1B
8. Ronald Torreyes (R) 2B
9. Luis Severino (R) P

>mest
1. Curtis Granderson (L) RF
2. Asdrubal Cabrera (S) 2B
3. Michael Conforto (L) CF
4. Yoenis Cespedes (R) LF
5. Dominic Smith (L) 1B
6. Amed Rosario (R) SS
7. Travis d'Arnaud (R) C
8. Matt Reynolds (R) 3B
9. Steven Matz (R) P

trying to avoid a sweep. feelsbadman.jpg

Judge will hit a walk-off grand slam cap this

T H I C K
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>mest
>Mazt

4 game sweep time desu

also >MAZT

T H I C K

Ready for pain

What is that white stuff all over her dress? She get bukaked by the team?

why do the announcers insist of jinxing their own team. everytime they do this shit they make the other pitcher turn into cy young

...

>the matzacre begins

What do you think she smells like after a ball game?

copper pennies

get the brooms out

Mets announcers were talking about his last start was much better, I think our jinx is more powerful

nice control, mastz

what is more powerful
>mest
or
>risp

>that 10 seconds of pure silence after kay said something autistic

Is half the broadcast silent?>

he is the SANCHINO, NIGGAS!

SANCHIZED

that FUCKING CAMERA ANGLE THO : " (

FUCK!

Mazt a Joe DiMaggio reincarnation?

GARY IS SCARY

SANKINO

gary is scary

>paul o'neill making fun of micheal kay

so comfy

lol stephen matz more like stephen "fucking terrible at pitching why is he even up there" shitz
haha

You now that shopped Yu-Gi-Oh! card with that "wehn a nigga say something dumb"? Someone should shot O'Neills face on it

KAY BTFO

I missed it how did Paul roast kay

Dominic Smith looks like an old pug

Kay: This year, the number 2 hitter has hit .450 this year in t he 1st inning
O'Neill: You'd know about being number two, right Michael?

They were talking about how Paul's daughter is a senior in college and Paul said Kay will know that feeling when he's 80

mike: "what team do you root for"
caller: "THE GREATEST TEAM IN THE SPORT THE NEW YORK YANKEES"
mike: "ok"

am i the only who had a giggle

>Pix11 trying to find out what happen to Willets Point redevelopment

Yeah it aint happening

kek today's show was great

esp the one about Cespedes

Anyone catch Mazt shitposting?

>caller: hey whos the guy at third who played for san diego
>mike: you mean chase headley
>caller: yeah why he always trying to hit a home run
>mike: w-what
>caller: he always hit line drives but he trying to hit home run
>mike: h-hes hitting though
>caller: i just think he needs to do better
>mike: what point are you trying to make
>caller: just hope the yanks keep hammering
>mike: ok you provided nothing useful

If Conforto had his own cereal, it would be called Confort O's

anyone else at the game and want to buy me food/beer?

Cespedes actually looks like a ballplayer now

>los mest del nuevo yorko

>when he was complimeting ronald torreyes by calling him a "great little guy"

who are you and what did you do with mexibro

>be jewish
literally call yourself "matzo"

its my friendo, im just over the border

trump obviously failed, giantess-poster

Keith was sucking on that lollypop like it was a penis

VISA
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S
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yeah i was a bit creeped out

;)

>Castro returning soon

Fuck yeah our offense needs him

PAUL O NEILL IS ABSOLUTELY DESTROYING KAY

He's starting to get butthurt

i actually feel kinda bad for the mets

Why is the mest triple A team all the way in Vegas? Are they retarded?

me too but only a little bit lol this thread isn't even as lively as the last few threads because their fans have left before the game even started. sad!

Judge is going to bring a plane down next at bat.

God damn Judge is such a meme. Dude tries to hit a dinger with every swing.

didi is elite

She kinda looks like Billy Idol and David Bowie here

What? Sorry I couldn't hear you over those magnificent tittays.

that strike call really makes me think

who even is this
shes not even that hot
im sick of seeing her

this might be the wrong gamethread for you bucko

You're in NYC, not Chicago

Lel you're gay

>its a severino goes from dominant to autistic in 10 seconds game

spotted francesa at the game, ogkay

where is he where is he where is he

>(you)

it feels so good to see young players develop, judge, severino, sanchez... gone are the days of the 2013 opening day starting lineup

are you ok?

Wearing any Yankee gear?

Can any >mest fan tell me why you subject yourself to suffering year after year. Imagine the agony of being a mets/jets/Nets fan

is Austin elite?

I know plenty of mest and jest fans. Kinda sad.

I am switching between YES and SNY and on the sny brodcast there was an angle from the yankee side dugout when they did a slow replay of cabrera. he was wearing a plain blue polo shirt

Big Toe

>SEVERINO THE SLUGGER

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking mest omg

Sevvy for MVP

SEVVY FOR SILVER SLUGGER

>SNY

Really? Channel 11 and YES are the only two stations showing the game. SNY has boxing on in my area

MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

SEVY IS ELITE

Anybody have any good sweeping gifs/memes? I'm having trouble finding some and I have a lot of Queens Cucks to troll.

holy fucking shit, meme inning right here boys.

holy shit sevvy

knicks/nets is pretty even in suffering

ELITE!

>mest

my bad.. I meant pix 11

G R I T

GRIT

GRITT

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAH

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>getting swept in your own stadium

I fucking love grit

im with you, based gritt

I wonder what her farts smell like

Probably ass