What do?
What do?
Michael Morris
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Jason Barnes
>*Teleports behind you*
Heh... nothing personnel kid.
Landon Parker
*unsheathes dick*
*teleports behind you*
nothing personnel kid
Ayden Watson
*unzips dick*
Mason Ramirez
>implying I'd be stupid enough to put myself in a situation where someone could get behind me in a secluded area
Samuel Hall
do whatever he asks and hope he doesnt kill you anyway
Mason Turner
He's white give him what he demands and you'll be fine.
Elijah Wood
nothing because he is clearly blind and will miss his shot
Evan Fisher
*unsheathes dick*
*teleports katana*
Jose Moore
Useless thread, read about something important.
Levi Ortiz
Spin around and rip off his white person mask
Alexander Rogers
Suck his dick tbqh
Gabriel Fisher
...
Brayden Sanchez
Kys
Dominic Sanders
Logan Morales
back step, grab extended hand, break or toss over.
Joseph Howard
Is the mugger carrying a step ladder? His small frame betrays his manlet status
Caleb King
Pfft, It's a gun free zone. He wouldn't have a gun.
Nathan Kelly
shoot me im ready
Parker Rogers
RUN LADS
Ethan Perry
HAYAI
Jace Howard
Why'd that hooded idiot get right up to the polo shirt man who is twice his size? Polo guy can just lean to the side and elbow him in the ribs and his human reaction time couldn't do anything about it. If hood man just kept his distance of 6 feet or so, polo man would be fucked.
Benjamin Myers
...
Daniel Perez
Oh you're White. I see, good joke. White people don't commit crimes. That's for Niggers.
Lincoln Jackson
Google image "criminal", it's all white guys.
Ian Phillips
>white person
Not believable
Jaxson Ortiz
Gabriel Sanders
>somebody getting a gun raised to the back of my head without me noticing
>especially in a place with no people other than the two of us around
I'm not deaf and Im not retarded so it's a pretty unrealistic situation
probably do what he wants me to do until I can get in a position where I could disarm him, or until he leaves and I shoot him in the back
David Taylor
>Australia
>pfft that's not real
>spin and haymaker the faggot
>take his wallet because irony
Ryan Anderson
Wake up from my dream because white people in hoodies don't mug others in back alleyways. If it was a nigger or a spic, I'd believe it.
Hunter White
tell the coon to take his mask off
Easton Foster
>or until he leaves and I shoot him in the back
How would the law see that in your state?
Andrew Thompson
...
Jace Peterson
>black eyes
Spray him with holy water
Connor Nelson
Pull the trigger. Duh.
Hunter Gomez
Try to remember some of the basics of CQC
Lincoln Thomas
Just say it was dark and you thought he was facing you, and knew he had a gun. You'll walk.
Luis Jenkins
BAKANA
HAYAISUGIIRU
Aaron Russell
*it was a hologram*
Ian Sanchez
Really? What if forensics showed he was running away?
Ethan Scott
Hikikomori the strongest.
Cameron Davis
says something about 2 fat burgers 32 seconds in?
Joshua Kelly
>implying I go outside and don't browse Sup Forums 24/7
William Bell
*teleports behind you*
*presses r*
Aaaah, fresh meat!
Aaron Thomas
Shoot the fucker in the back of the head already. Fuck
Christopher Sanders
HAYAI
Bentley Bennett
Underrated.
Would have posted if nobody else did
Daniel Wood
B-BAKANA
Tyler Morales
Ryujin no ken wo kurae
Adam Taylor
>Oh you're White. I see, good joke. White people don't commit crimes. That's for Niggers
We got a winner!
Nolan Jones
Tell him to empty the clip in my torso and save the last bullet for the back of my head or neck, and right before the last one whisper in my ear, "Ahhh Bitch, feels good..." and then break my neck and put the last round in my brain.
Jonathan Garcia
Im afraid that you have chosen the wrong prey fool
*unsheathes katana and blocks bullets as they are shot*
Prepare yourself evil doer for the ultimate punishment
*stabs muggers with katana and whips blood off in a quick motion*
Rest in pieces
*tips fedora*
Nicholas Anderson
...
Gabriel Robinson
Tell him that my life is shit anyway.
"Pull the trigger. End my suffering, lad."
Daniel Diaz
pull the trigger
Elijah Gutierrez
Is krav maga a meme or does it actually work
Christian Murphy
dont do anything, let him shoot
Ayden Jenkins
ZA WARUDO! Toki yo tomare!
Oliver Thompson
Let me fix that for you
Julian Cox
Final cut
Easton Fisher
Let us make this image more politically correct.
Levi Smith
back kick his dick and disarm him.
chances are, hes not prepared to fire that gun.
Parker Johnson
>extend adamantium claws
>growl annoyedly
>spin around and slash assailants face backhanded before stabbing him/her in the abdomen with other hand's claws
>light cigar
Christian Jenkins
I shoot dat bitch ass in tha back ugh da head nigga, sheeiii
Jaxson Richardson
shit nice trips, the law would say that I shouldn't have shot him of course, multiple precedents have been set about what is considered "unnecessary force" in these kinds of situations, which include shooting someone in the back after they've robbed you and held you at gunpoint
they'd say something like he was no longer a threat to me and that I shouldn't have acted so violently in trying to stop him from getting away
Andrew Gutierrez
You could try to scream something after him to try and get him to turn around and then when he does shoot him.
In this case you could claim he turned around and you feared he changed his mind and decided to harm you.