You're in the club and this guy slaps your ass-wat do? Keep in mind he's 1.93m and is a 5 time bundes champion

You're in the club and this guy slaps your ass-wat do? Keep in mind he's 1.93m and is a 5 time bundes champion

I heem him stiff with one punch bruvva

Unironically this

Probably enjoy it he's pretty cute

call him a huhrensohn

Hello, yes /bundesu/

I don't care, he's gay.

gooood morning

using metric system
where are you from?

Ryan Seacrest plays in the Bundesliga?

Cuckville apparently

suck his dick

wow. that was quick and too specific.

suck his dick

>5 time bundes champion
means nothing if you play for bayern

Tell him to buy me a drink and then find a slut to tag team later in the night. Eiffel fookin tower style.

Have sex with him, unironically

beg for mercy, while i pound his boipussy

man can all of you gays please fuck off?

Is being gay haram, Ahmed the German?

Have him juggle my balls

i'm 1.94 so i would call him a manlet and ask him if he lives in a hole in the ground

press charges and sue him for sexual assault and get dat sweet, sweet out of court settlement.

hush money is better than no money.

put his dick into my ass

Sasuga halal muslim fan

lift my hand and appeal for offside

...

tower over him, i'm 1.94

me fucking ur mum means nothing if she's a slut but I still count it lmao

Laugh and call him a >false 1.

knock him out with my right foot

...

>being under 2m
KEK

not anymore

he's a normal 1 under ancelotti

süle would knock this nigger out

Yeh but youre not süle youre a muslim manlet so fuck off

I don't really watch /bundes/, so I'll take your word for it.

Seems like a waste of talent, though...unless he's lost a step and isn't nimble enough to be le sweeper keeper man anymore.