NEWS: >¡Por fin!, hoy es Viernes Botanero; >It may sound hard to believe, but now even beisbol has ¡eh puto! chants now; >Daniel Duarte (Quintana Roo) was had to listen the """""homophobic""""" chant after pitching an intentional walk; >Also, remember when Tigres promised to refurbish schools if ¡eh puto! stopped? Didn't work lol, specially on Liga MX Femenil; >Pumas UNAM got cucked on the Gastón Silva deal, it's over; >Piojo (América) was offered a job on Greece NT; >Pablo Aguilar (América) saved América against Potros UAEM on Copa MX, scoring a goal on extra time; >Almeyda (Chivas) sperged out on loss against Monterrey, 3 game suspension;
GAMES: >18/08, Viernes Monarcas x Pachuca, 19:00 Tijuana x Santos Laguna, 21:00 >19/08, Sábado Lobos BUAP x América, 17:00 Cruz Azul x Atlas, 17:00 Tigres UANL x Pumas UNAM, 19:00 Tiburones Rojos x Querétaro, 19:00 Léon x Monterrey, 19:06 Chivas x Puebla, 20:06 >20/08, Domingo Toluca x Necaxa, 12:00
There's some bullshit cup going on with juniors from some teams in Liga MX and MLS, but I don't know what's going on (nor do I care), but there are streams. youtube.com/watch?v=eyzd1jJFYk8
Colton Cooper
3th for sexy girls's(male)
Connor Lee
traps pls
Gabriel Rivera
Cruz Azul
Aaron Clark
Almeyda's ban was unfair, though.
Owen Wright
bamp
Gavin Rivera
>Meme Ochoa
Justin Cox
>4 goals in under 20 minutes
JUST
Dylan Lopez
Wtf I watch your league now!
Ethan Martinez
10th for América, the only patrician choice.
Cameron Harris
For me, it's Chuy Corona; the best goalkeeper in México.
Adrian Wilson
>literally Televisa's team
Yeah as patrician as La Rosa de Guadalupe and Como dice el dicho.
Asher Adams
Is anyone going to watch this now that there are no lolis?
Samuel Nelson
What is it with your Mexican fetish?
Kayden Perez
I was born in Querétaro and moved to São Paulo when I was 4.
Michael Ward
>Como dice el dicho This is actually quality entertainment.
Henry Lee
are you the son of a hue footballer or something?
Blake Foster
And?
Ryan Perry
Nah, neither that story is true, but an american keeps asking me what's wrong with me so I'll start making stories. >tfw you are a tripfag without a trip because chink moot won't remove the fucking flags
Juan Ross
Suppp wetbacks.
Viernes botanero is kill in the states. TvAzteca doesnt broadcast games on friday anymore and Univison just shows novelas like everyfucking day. (Rosa De guadalope episode # 34535)
you fucking kidding me.
Christian Brooks
>Piojo (América) was offered a job on Greece NT; wut, gib source
does this japnigger even play? or does he only play copa mx. kek
William Torres
>no Conejo
Matthew White
Last week I read somewhere the medical department wanted to postpone his first game one more week to make sure his muscle problem is fully healed. I think he was supposed to debut this weekend but we'll have to wait a few more days.
Connor Edwards
Stream is on! /watch?v=AtbWDh23WVE
Grayson Davis
I, for one, welcome our new Peruvian overlords.
Sebastian Stewart
>morelia fans really do exist Surprised.
Camden Barnes
I'm not a Morelia fan. I've seen a couple in this ITT threads tho.
>mugrelia lmao that was fast
Daniel Smith
Xolos with la BOMBA DEL TORNEO but tbqh we still gonna suck 4 games and only one point Jesus
That's what we call "churpia" here, other name for that is "putipobre". Basically poor thots, specially with that uniform
Levi Anderson
>llantos
Asher Garcia
i can't
no quiero que el conserje me ponga otro ban
voy a ver si recuerdo como hacer webms
Ian Green
OH SHIT MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Michael Torres
I'm getting tired of this shit. We can't blame all our problems on missing one player (Izquierdoz) even if he is missed and replaced with a literal mongoloid (Chaton). Hoping xolos scores again so we can finally get rid of Chepo.
Joshua Bailey
Chilangos are not people
Evan Peterson
2 a 0
Nathaniel Lopez
>Chaton ball watching I hope that he angers the cartels
Caleb Myers
one - nill
Connor Stewart
>Moises Muñoz left at the airport by his own team bus
Jose Wilson
Feel bad for Jonathan Rodriguez. He was killing the league in the few games he was healthy and then had a serious injury. He came back and lost his speed. Now he pushes the ball forward to outrun the defenders and it just results in a goal kick. He can't catch up and nobody has told him that he's not fast anymore.
Hoping that other teams haven't cought on and we could trade him for someone who is actually useful.
Puebla doesn't have anyone worth a damn anymore, and they also don't have the money to just buy him. Queretaro maybe.
Levi Morales
F
Evan Jenkins
Bump
Nathaniel Martin
>churpia Where? I've never heard that before
Ryder Anderson
guys where do I watch the Ame game today?
Chase Morales
>televisión Just kidding, Lobos BUAP didn't sign with ESPN so no broadcast.
Isaac Powell
I will never get tired of this image
Jacob Stewart
>Churpia Wew, en cual pueblo polvoriento dicen churpia.
Jordan Morris
You probably will if you ever have a daughter
Jack Bailey
>not raising your daughter to be a slut so you can score her too Disgusting.
Dominic Cook
no Rebekah no watch
Elijah Green
>no AME's broadcast
Anyway, i'll just watch Azul vs Chanclas
Grayson Carter
>tfw wanna fuck some otaco girl that wanted to suck my dick but refused cuz I wouldn't want anyone to know I fucked her. Wat do
Jeremiah Sanders
fuck it
literally
Robert Sullivan
first post pictures desu
Lincoln Watson
>fuck it >It She identifies as a grill
Been here for too many years to know you never post irl stuff that could be linked to you lad
Logan Myers
Meh, I posted plenty of shit in this very general that was enough to trace me back with some tinkering. >I actually tested it
Asher Peterson
we'll just scan through the LMB FB page comments and look up the only Brazilian in them
gg no re
Brandon Miller
pls no doxx me
Jace Walker
Prepare your anus
Owen Campbell
By the way, are we going to do an IRC or will just let the thread die when burgers start being fat?
Josiah Howard
I think we're safe if there's enough posters
Luke Foster
>IRC Go to bed gramps
Btw you stand your ground against fats
Hudson Johnson
Last week's thread was on the verge of death until I started bumping, and then hours later the tripfag started samefagging with himself. I mean, if we just had the traffic we had on the two first weeks we'd be fine. >I just don't want to sign up on reddit to talk Liga MX
Caleb Parker
>you will never cum inside Ana Caty I should just kill myself now
Evan Thomas
For me, it's Tania Rincón.
Joshua Hill
when? on saturday?
Jordan Reyes
What player on your team do people rate, but you know they aren't good and don't want them?
For me it's Jonathan Orozco, and Oswaldito.
Alexander Roberts
What happened to the ESPN/Lobos BUAP deal?
Wyatt Kelly
>you now remember Karlita RIP in peace
Connor Myers
Enzo Roco or Julian Velazquez
Elijah Baker
Ángel Mena this season
according to Record Lobos was going to sign a deal with Televisa
>implying anyone rates Julián Velázquez
who?
Xavier Bell
Lineups for 17:00 (that no one will watch)
Lobos de la BUAP >Canales, Morales, Tejeda, Ibarra, Cercado, Olvera, Godínez, Escoto, Tercero, Quiñones, Advincula
Club América >Marchesín, Pablo A., Quintero, Paul A., Álvarez, Da Silva, Samudio, Rodríguez, Ibarra, Peralta y Domínguez
Julian Kelly
>who? >being this underage
Oliver Scott
I'd gladly give Cruz Azul Furch, Jonathan Rodriguez, Chaton, and Orozco for Mena and Chuy if I were in charge of Santos.
