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what does mean heem

There's nothing more satisfying than seeing that cunt Pena get obliterated on live TV

How does this image make you feel?

Makes me want to invest in Stock market

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hello

THE REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

MICHAEL

THE COUNT

BISPING

jesus pena is fine as fuck

This is unironically true.

>UNDISPUTED
There is literally an interim champ.

His name is Michael Bisping. The reigning champion is Robert Whittaker.

Episode 1000 of JRE today with Joey Diaz. New meme potential in 3 bongs.

...

>“All that stops Georges from doing - Georges is still in the position of power, much as I don’t like to admit that. Listen, I’m fighting GSP and I have a fan base and people like to watch me fight or people like to see me get knocked out. Win or lose, people do tune in. But GSP is a big name and he brings the huge Canadian market with him and that’s what the UFC are after. They want all those Canadians to start buying the pay-per-views again. From what I’m hearing, pay-per-view sales in Canada haven’t been doing too well lately so they want GSP to come back and they want all those people, all those lumberjacks to start buying the Pay-Per-Views again.
>If, God forbid, he beats me, he has it in the contract that he has to fight Robert Whittaker. But he can retire. He can retire if he wants. They cannot force you to fight. So let’s say he was to say, ‘I retire’ and then say, ‘Hey, listen, I’ll come out of retirement to fight at 170 [pounds]. UFC, do you want to sell all those pay-per-views again, yes or no? It’s up to you.’ So really . . . one would assume that he can really do what he wants. They can’t force him to fight.”

I been the man, (yeah )
They’re backing me cause I’m the package man
4 niggas 4 straps masked up
In an all black caravan

100 more like I’m Farrakhan
Creep up on like in Pakistan
Type of shit to make you fear the man, yeah
I been the man!!

Give and go then I run it in
Ain't no circus I be juggling

10 toes gotta know what I do it for
Everyday I'm hustling
Slipping, why they stumbling
While I’m underground tunneling

Found an entrance now I’m coming in
They don’t want to see me coming in
Doing 80 in a 50 zone
Then I made a left on Cumberland

OT, on the hunt again
All the hundreds they be falling out the sky
End of winter till the summer end

Kick the door down, how you mean
Now the whole team coming in
Now the whole team coming in

I just want the riches
Know the lifestyle dangerous
But we only gon grow they be lying if they said it wouldn’t change us

But we always gon remain us
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up
We gon never ever change up heyy!!

Does Finland have any good MMA fighters?

Money money money team (12x)

Im a pull up on another scene
I ain't playing for no other team
Money money money money team (2x)

Take it back , when I was 17
Distribution like the Medellin
Take a look into my eyes
You can see the pain figure ,what I really mean

Mamma moved me out the hood
They can never take me from it, imma never leave
So I had to get the money team
Money money money money team!!

I remember it was all a dream
The Life we living it ain't what it seems
Floyd got me feeling like a Milli a Milli
Moonwalking like I’m Billie Jean

Southside finch, I done came up from the bottom
Of the bottom, look at me
Now a nigga on the money team
Money money money money team!!

Lately I been feelin' wonderful
All theses hundreds need a hundred more
On point got a ton in stock
Just a little what I got in store

Take a look of what the money do
Youngin’ I ain't even 22
Baby K hold 22
You can tell me what you want to do

But I really ain't into all the static
Leave the situation looking graphic
Automatic know that ill be more than happy
Poof gone, imma work the magic

More then happy imma make it happen
Innovator imma get it made
Paint a perfect picture anime
Ain't on Adelaide unless I’m getting paid

Money money money team (12x)
Im a pull up on another scene
I ain't playing for no other team
Money money money money team (2x)

They would of thought a nigga from Atlanta
But I’m cooling out in Caribana
Where your manners, nigga where your manners
All designer on me like I'm panda
In the cut, I'm sipping dirty Fanta
Wrap it up , I gift it , like I’m santa
HO HO , Slow do better than no dough, Hey Hey
In the booth I do the running man
I ain't stop until a hunned bandz
Understand I ain't a runner man
Money dance I do the money dance
100 bands I count 100 bands
In America, The son of Sam
Man they say they really want it
But I realize that they don’t really want it man!

Money money money team (12x)
Im a pull up on another scene
I ain't playing for no other team
Money money money money team (2x)

No one in the UFC has shown as much heart will power and sheer determination as Bisping. Most fighters woulda walked away from the sport after Hendo KO or at least eased his way back.

Most fighters woulda thrown in the towel after the Anderson knee not go hell for leather in the next two rounds to close out the fight.

Who other then The Count coulda believed he could beat Rockhold after losing to him in the way he did?

Who but Bisping could eat 2* H-bombs and still come back and out work him for a win and avenge a loss that could have negatively shaped his entire career?

He isn't the best fighter kicking around but by god he is a warrior who never gives up and if I had to go to war he would be one dude you would want at your side.

He is the Champ and he can say whatever the fuck he wants about whoever the fuck he wants

Most fighters would have stepped up and fought contenders instead of ducking

YOU EJIT

>>and avenge a loss that could have negatively shaped his entire career?

>don't come close to finishing Hendo at any point in 23 minutes
>come very close to being finished twice by a ninety five year old
>avenge a loss

You know what's better than recovering from two H-Bombs? Not getting hit by them in the first place.

You know what's better than winning a decision against Dan Henderson? Finishing him, like the two guys in the co-main had managed to do.

>He is the Champ

He vacated his belt to Whittaker. Weren't you watching 213?

Which fighters are pleb filter?

Floyd, Frankie, Aldo, Mighty Meme, Maia, Rosholt, Shields, Fitch, Covington.

>Most fighters woulda walked away from the sport after Hendo KO or at least eased his way back.

>Most fighters woulda thrown in the towel after the Anderson knee not go hell for leather in the next two rounds to close out the fight.

Are you actually serious right now?

Name one fighter not named Brendan Schaub who fits the above criteria.

So there are LFA fights tonight?

Weidman for the second one

I dont know.

>Covington
>literally did a WWE type event here this week

>Michael The Free (You)...jpg
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Weidman didn't throw in the towel, Herb told him it was an illegal strike.

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Didn't this bitch win tuf or some shit will she ever fight?

She fights cancer you insensitive jerk

Is there a better/nicer smelling bunghole in MMA than Miesha Tate's?

None come close

How good is cancer's takedown defense

She ate some tiramisu once. IIRC she's back in sparring, but no date for a return fight yet.

And you don't think she deserves it after what she did?

MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM

i like the song desu bruhs

How fucked up is Hunto's brain gonna be in 5-10 years?

Not too late to jump on they money train

I like how eventually Floyd will be eight feet tall.

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How does Conor intend to fight a ghost?

I think shes fighting rico verhoven

our boy pianoman is still alive boys. The schaub fight has been rescheduled goddammit

btw real quick what is your favorite choke submission move

Who is your favorite female fighter?

darce

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Kevin on in 20 minutes, will confirm if the fight is on or not

Something something angles, something something deadly left, something something distances, something something outawkward, something something youth, something something southpaws.

Sauce on Piano?

wonderboy looks like a lightweight

Gotta stop using words like "Genius", "IQ" and "intelligent" even when it's about boxing/ring intelligence, because those words should not be used in the same sentence as Floyd, who has an IQ of 80 and can't even read.

I hope I can pull off bald look like that in case I ever start balding.

Woon hoondrid millian, 'bout to quadroople my netwoorth AMA

point out at least 2 fighters who are going to lose a fight this year

great webm but be real
floyd never seen anyone like conor and he is fucking 40.

Lol it wasn't Herb. And he milked the """""foul""""" and tried playing the system because he was getting his ass beat

he's 36 with "no hair" and looks like that without makeup
why are men so superior?

Why is GSP so alpha

youtube.com/watch?v=z_GLj7phZQY

I think Rose?

Fresh heem, a few hours hold.
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10 years younger, gsp still looks better

Alexa for sure

I can smell the taco from here

How can such a polite, awkward Frenchie be such a Chad?

>gsp talks about sex

dropped

youtu.be/EDMPlg659dk

Is she /ourgal/?

She's unironically better at striking than Dandois

>be a girl
>have no tits
>have no ass

What's the point of being a girl then?

>Still 2 weeks till the next UFC event

KILL ME

I need her to sit on my face for no less than two minutes

Nobody can take that left hand shot. Nobody

vageen

>those disgusting shoes

LFA tonight (no thanks to calendarcunt)

>>those disgusting shoes
Dude you need to lower your priorities. People don't give a fuck about little things like that, stop being an autistic little hater. She looks nice enough for your ass to start trembling in her presence, stuttering and obviously not having any game, I doubt you'd actually care about her shoes if she showed any interest in you. Fucking bum.

CARLA EZPARZA-ESQUE IS HER STRIKING, JOE!

Skinny girls are fun as hell to ragdoll and they can usually take some heavy pounding,

sometime hose wort iz like zee stock marquet

sometime iz up, sometime iz down

What do you think her tiny little fists hitting you feel like?

TONIGHT.. on TITAN FC: Very, Old, Man ... AGAINST ... Very, Black, Man

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I think this semen slurping channel is for me lads

>ragdoll a skinny girl
>doesn't jiggle at all

Did you know it's former champion Miesha Tate and current champ Joanna Jędrzejczyk's birthdays today?

that's not your ex, lad. source me up

Why does he wear a blonde Afro?

Joanna BTFO

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lmao this chick is wild

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Click bait if I've ever seen it

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oh boy shes completely insane.

/heem/

Her
Erotic
Entertainment
Mesmerizes

oh im about to get banned for that

Nick Roehrick Flagged for Potential Anti-Doping Violation After UFC Debut

who?

I'm starting to think Weidman deserved both wins against Silva.

The first one, people were saying Oh Silva isn't respecting the sport, and that the was clowning. Nope, this has been his strategy all along, it's supposed to get you to bite, then he strike. Weidman was just too fast for him.

The second fight where his leg snapped, Weidman was winning, he even knocked him out in the first round but luckily the ref didn't see it and allowed him to go down into guard.

Anderson was getting frustrated and started kicking him, and Weidman prepared very well at checking kicks.

It was either the end of Silva's career anyway or Weidman was really a beast. Not sure how he lost it to Rockhold.

>he had to copy joanna's last name because he's too stupid to memorize it

The guy who got the shit beaten out of him by Cannonier on short notice. I was looking forward to his next fight, too.

Weedman is only good at beating old washed up brazilians

redpill: weidman is the best MW in the world and arguably the GOAT, all of his losses he was winning the fight up until one very small mistake/fluke

And fat mexicans.

Can burgers even type ę ?