Which is the better guilty pleasure kino?

Which is the better guilty pleasure kino?

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Underworld is at least coherent and gory.

Underworld, but MC is not the best character, pic related is.

imagine to be both they pusy slave

>"RESIDENT EVIL" (2002).
>"RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE" (2004).
>"RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION" (2007).
>"RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE" (2010).
>"RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION" (2012).
>"RESIDENT EVIL: THE FINAL CHAPTER" (2016).
>"RESIDENT EVIL: ADDENDUM" (2019).
>"RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERMATH" (2022).
>"RESIDENT EVIL: GENESIS" (2027).
>"THE RESIDENT EVIL" (2033).
>"RE.EV." (2039).
>"RE.EVILUTION" (2042).
>"RE.EV.III" (2046).

Underworld. RE has at best two fun movies. Underworld has a story arc.

Resident Evil by far. It just tries to be ridiculous schlock and succeeds. Underworld tries to build up a mythology and world and fails miserably. Even more shameful, they realized this and started ripping off Resident Evil starting with the fourth movie

RE is so much better

>tfw Scott Speedman is not in the new XXX

Merry Christmas little buddy.

Zombi 3 is more stupid, violent and fun than any Resident Evil movie, you are doing schlock wrong if that is all you can find to watch

I can't watch both?

Mila always has that bitchy look to her, I don't like it.

>Zombi 3
>Not 巨乳ドラゴン 温泉ゾンビVSストリッパー5
Missing out on some high kinography desu

post a better opening scene
protip: you can't

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This is legitimately painful to watch.

Underworld by a fucking country mile.

RE. not even a contest

to quote an commonly missused cliché: it's so bad, is good

>it's so bad, is good

That doesn't apply to RE. They're just bad.

>there will never be a mommy waifu action flick starring both of them

Resident Evil has had higher highs and much lower lows

Underworld has been more consistently shitty but enjoyable


Nothing will be worse than the porn parody Leon though

Milla seems likable, it's Kate that always has the resting bitch face

Yes but RE is so fucking dull, watch a Takashi Miike movie like Ichi The Killer or Fudoh if want techno action crazy shit, gruesome violence and rape and general weird shut all around, why would anyone waste their time on such pedestrian shit like RE?

they're actually great, but only because they're completely aware that they're just flicks, and don't pretend to be compelling or smart, like 99% hollywood bullshit does.

>watch a Takashi Miike movie like Ichi The Killer or Fudoh if want techno action crazy shit
seen them

>RE is so fucking dull
that's like, your opinion man

>why would anyone waste their time on such pedestrian shit like RE?
because they like seeing Milla Jovovich hopping around in sexy outfits beating up the undead. Also the movies are charmingly cheesy in a very 00's kinda way

Besides, the first film is legitimately good. It has atmosphere and is well-directed and photographed. It's hardly a waste of time

i rewatched them all this week and i'm so fucking curious as to why they didn't just kill michael off for awakening?
like did he not want to come back, or did they not ask? but why end it with him still being alive, it doesn't make sense

you man you

>'you watch my movies right user?'

>fake teeth

Cutest mommy

Milla is genuinely beautiful, but I hate Anderson and I especially hate fucking Constantin Film.
Never saw anything but the first Underworld and didn't like all the grim-grey and leathershit. Just another director's-waifu vanity project that somehow makes enough money for another sequel.

>not wanting Kate to punish you

I never said I didn't

although the optimal scenario is both of them using me as their human toilet

Definitely Underworld.

This is an example of a Resident Evil fight scene, remember to speed by by x1.5 to make it barely watchable:
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that's only an example of the last two movies, which try to capitalize on the 3D craze, it's hardly indicative of the first three films. But nice try retard

in 20 years, the kids will be calling this aesthetic