Toronto Blue Jays @ Chicago Cubs

No line up because you didn't make a game thread yourself.

>Barney
>Coghlan
>Montero
>Brett Anderson

I love how the Jays pick up all >our scraps

ok here's the fucking lineups

World Series champion Chicago Cubs
>CF: Albert Almora, Jr.
>3B: Kris Bryant
>1B: Anthony Rizzo
>LF: Ben Zobrist
>2B: IAN Happ
>C: Victor Caratini
>RF: Jason Heyward
>SS: Javier Baez
>P: Jake Arrieta

Trawnuh 'Canada's Team Presented by Rogers' Bleu-Jays
>RF: Jose Bautista
>3B: Josh Donaldson
>1B: Justin Smoak
>LF: Steve Pearce
>C: Miguel Montero
>CF: Kevin Pillar
>SS: Ryan Goins
>2B: Darwin Barney
>P: J.A. Happ

>Blue Jays in charge of covering first base

>Torontonian decision-making

if we're gonna lose to the resd we better not lose to these clowns

>Montero needing Umpball to bail him out on not tagging Baez at home
Not shocking.

Still 3 runs, is 3 runs.

Ayy, good cuts Happer

>Ontarian base-running

the point of stealing is to get to the next base

>The dumpster fire base running of Bautista

Hornets, don't let them sting you in the ass.

cubs are shit LOL

>Montero
>'If I was an asshole once, it wouldn't be a big deal'
I'm glad Theo cut the cancer out.

I wonder if Arrieta is seething after that single. I hope Montero guns out a couple runners just for the laffs.

Pillar needs to start calling people faggots again. He's lost something

people always gush about Baez's range, but Almora can cover a lot of ground too

How do we fix the Baseball Birds?

it fookin slipped lads

the Jays organization has a massive homophobia problem, very problematic, very hateful. you don't expect this sort of attitude in Toronto!

also
>putting "you're a faggot" in Spanish on your face during a televised pro sporting event you are competing in
what was Yunel thinking?

Probably got dared to by the boys

FUGG THE TUBBS

Happs gotten Rizzowned

Nosuna today or barnes, already a throwaway game now including tomorrow.

Gotta salvage a win on Sunday

>Happ vs Happ

>>Happ vs Happ

in the same game as Montero vs. Arrieta

I was hoping the Cubs would try to steal more on Miggy Mont

Montero's noodle arm strikes again, Rizzo didn't even flinch when the ball hit him.

montero wont be a Jay next year, no way he comes back with his shitty arm

would rather have Donuts back desu

I forgot he went from Chicago to Toronto too
makes this even better

got spoiled by an awful Rays offense last few days

Our defense hasn't even done anything extra ordinary today.

>Dinosaur man pitching
Just please don't give up a homer run.

>Bautista has the best plate discipline in the league - Buck Martinez

Yeah, nah

>It was a Dinosaur man pitches well episode
I like these.

Jays will help you stay in the race, meanwhile >our hope dies in Wrigley if the other AL East guys win

You know, I like having former players as color people when they actually use their playing experience to give you a good grounding on general strategy. Like how JD (Cubs Broadcast) basically called CEj throwing a curveball middle-in to bait a bad swing to end the 7th for the Jays.

Bautista hasn't been himself all year. Can't track the spin of the ball anymore. Probably will be out of the game within a couple years

wew montero finally got one

So why does this animated character of radiationland origins keep being posted in Cubes threads?

...

time for RISPy RISP

wew stay lukewarm pillah

>It's a shitty Strope shows up episodes
>'Let's go Blue Jays' chant at Wrigley
>Cubs fans don't drown them out
This an atrocious atrocity.

god damn it strop

>old nemesis Wade Davis closing

snuffed out the flames of hope in 2015 postseason, will see if he does it again

gibe Caratini for some VETERAN LEADERSHIP in Russell Martin, swear he will be good to go by october

Well that's something.

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JAVY BAEZ

>baez swings for the fences evertime
>throw him a fenceball

BAEZ
O
M
B

this has easily been Caratini's best game in the majors, offensively: 8/38 and .250 OBP before today (unless baseball-reference updates their stats in real time)

>About to post 'Baez is due to hit a homerun'
>Baez hits a homerun
Delicious

i'M NOT OKAY WITH THIS.

>Mayza

fresh off AAA, muh depth.

Beginning of year
>Looks like Jay is gonna be our leadoff guy
Finally end of year
>Jay is now leadoff guy

Jody Davis' nephew pitching

I thought it was 2nd cousin or summat

W

For most shortstops, that would have been a highlight reel defensive stop. For Baez, it was just a Friday.


[W]

Is Wadina elite?

gg blue gays

gg cusb

gg cubbies

see you tomorrow aft

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