What sports can an overweight drinker in his mid 20s become elite at with dedicated practice?

What sports can an overweight drinker in his mid 20s become elite at with dedicated practice?

Suicide
Being mad at mexicans for no reason
School shooting

darts

eSport

the true answer

Dying

Binge drinking Olympics

If you keep drinking untill you shit your pants you might get a contract offer from a cricket team.

Handegg

Amerifat obesityegg

Just put on an extra 100 pounds and you're ready to play linebacker for the Patriots

powerlifting

Kek this one was actually funny

Mart sharting

hotdog eating

If you consider cooking competitions sport, pretty much every BBQ contest winner is a fat drunk.

>thinking its that easy
Chill out Australia

probably some low level MMA bumfighting

Funny enough, not even that.

White people BTFO

How much overweight?

Working at Walmart

Video games
MMA
Darts
Curling
Corn hole
Billiards
Cutting wood with a chainsaw
Competitive eating
Archery
Shooting sports
Bowling
Car racing

If this was 1917, I'd say baseball.

most competitive video game players are over the hill by 25, 26, you need crazy hand eye coordination and reaction speed. If you're a drunk above the age of 22 you will be complete ass at videogames that require technical ability

Bowling.

What the fuck? How?

If you want to actually make money, golf.

Other than that, darts and esports.

Is there any sort of sport where all I do is sit or stand around?

Just play Hearthstone

Golf

They throw up after dumbass

That's horrific.

Agreed but thats what makes it so impressive

>mma

soccer, tennis, cricket, rugby, MMA, boxing, F1, NASCAR
Basically all secondary """sports"""

quality post

This, also e-sports aren't real sports

>Roy Nelson
>Daniel Cormier
>Mark Hunt

Black belt in jiu jitsu, trained for years upon years
Olympic wrestler
World champion kickboxer

Golf.

Although it takes a lot of practice to develop the muscle memory and consistency to be a good golfer.

That being said, being a low handicap golfer is like being royalty for generic middle class white guys.

All of them started before their mid twenty's, and the next generation of MMA fighters are going to be kids who started from a very young age who actually knew that they wanted to fight in the UFC.

Baseball