Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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Are you the janitor?

are you the spammer?

NO, ARE YOU?!

> 7月末
>「オーバロード」の第12巻はまだ確認されていない
遅れるのだろうか?

I am

N-no

Pls stop, 'key?

I can't, the bot is out of control

>オバロ12巻の8月発売はダメっぽい。
だって
ちょっと遅れるみたいだね

Now seriously, how I am supposed to learn all that Kanji?

Holy shit, what's happening

暑い

lol

Yes

>串つまり、自由に他人の踏台になるIPの数は限られている

>2013年10月末時点で、世界全体で約 2800万のオープンリゾルバが存在すると報告されています。
openresolver.jp/

Botnetだけでも今現在こんなにあるのに?そんなgoogleで真っ先に引っかかるサイトで語られてもどうしようもない
shadowserver.org/wiki/pmwiki.php/Stats/BotnetCharts

>People are said to be most unfriendly.
Can you elaborate on this? Is it hostile or something?

知っている単語を並べて書いているだけ。
「こーゆー系」は単にlike thisでもいいのですが、
この「系」は、分類する場合の系統と意味なので、
上の訳にした。反射的に書いているが、翻訳装置は、
今は、職場から携帯で書いているので使わない。

>遊ぶ(´• ω •`)
なにして遊ぶ?(・∀・)

知能より元気か
アニメからみてそれは楽しそうかもしれないが
リアルではバカとして生活が出来るように労働とかする必要になるんだな
それいやだな

それが9月下旬に遅れるのではないかと心配していますう。。。

テロが起こる可能性があるため仕方ないですね
と言ってるとあなたが日本政府のページを見てから
チェコ政府の方も見てみました
フルガダに3日前に事件が発生とのことです
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/14/tourists-wounded-egypt-beach-resort-stabbing-police/

よく洗濯機の中と間違えられるヒロイン

thread music

youtube.com/watch?v=ncd4b5d_cM0

なるほどねー、納得
今夜のjannyさんはやる気満々なのか

>駐禁知ったら 殺すぞ
What did he mean by this?

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台湾の肉圓(バーワン)がモデルになっているとかなんとか…

アニメ2期があるだけマシだと思わないと

いや日本国旗完全にスパムだけど
削除しないの?

God damn you, hue monkey!

壁|∀°)英語出来ないのにredditに行く俺の無茶ぶり

なんで?日本人は外国の意見に興味ないの?ガラパゴスだね…

例の国のIPだけを除けばいいと思う

gay

next

はい、それは叙事詩の歌です

また、私はインディ500ライブを見て、それは驚くべきだった佐藤勝利を参照してください

それが原因だと思っていましたが、途中でアニメを楽しみにしています。
僕はまだ最初のシーズンを見ていないので、一緒に見る予定です。

is there a japanese version Sup Forums?
2chan doesn't seem to have such board
which webite do japanese go to if they want to meet foreigner?.

>Please do not enter our country for the purpose of cuddling with CJDs.

You can stop me!

gay

youtube.com/watch?v=bK0QHz5cH2s
すごいことになってるみたい

hey i have $12,000 in my bank

how do i finish my bachelor's in japan? will JASSO accept me or do i need a bachelor's first?

>Tell me survival tips for Tokio
Try not to get nuked by North Korea

日系人あまりにも多い

by distance learning

Hello it's me again.

What are these kanjis in the balloons? I only know 記事 and 采

夏や年末は、気をつけないとそういうことありますね
チェコ人に人気のバカンスってどんな感じですか?
夏に温泉行く人は流石に少なそうですよね?

>by distance learning

is that to imply that i should acquire bachelor's in america, then move to japan for post-graduate?

Of course, I am aware of that option through MEXT. However, there is JASSO scholarship for undergraduate study in Japan. I am curious about this.

thats fucking stupid what a stupid language

どちらにしても、
これ
i.4cdn.org/int/1500193131095.gif
では、おしりホロホロやで
everyone here knows you are a roach
ええやん
薪ストーブやん
ちょっと、出かけるわ
音楽談義はその後で
ありがとよ

You have no chance for MEXT unless you are already in one of the top universities.
JASSO requires a guarantor.

こんにちは
ハルです・ω・

愛なんて
いらねえよ夏
拗ねてみる

男の子 = boy
男の娘 = crossdresser

澪が!!

>外套やセーターを着て家では暖房を入れるような冬があるのかと思ってた

そんなわけないじゃん
サンタがサーフフィンしながらやってくる国だぜ?
今年は、オーストラリアの彼が当番なんだってさ!

You really seem to like baseball. High school baseball will soon finish a district qualifying.

>You have no chance for MEXT unless you are already in one of the top universities.

Huh? MEXT requirements aren't that strict for Americans, or so I hear

However, my plan to acquire bachelor's degree in America is reliant entirely on being applicable for MEXT. If you are saying this is unlikely, let me know.

I am planning on attending a state university near Boston, and a lot of people in Japan know about Boston, so i think it would be a good choice of university.

>JASSO requires a guarantor
what does this mean? don't people just buy the services of a company to become their "guarantor". Nontheless, if I needed someone in japan to sign a signtuare for me, I have such a friend in Japan that would be able to do that for me. As long as he doesn't die before that time comes, I mean. (he is suffering a disease)

>現実との区別がつけなくなる
事実だったとしてもそんな恐れはありませんよ
私、極稀にしか見ませんから、夢
今月は確か一回すらも見てないです

>スプーンを咥えながら仮眠
それはすごいですね、
私ならいつものポジションじゃないと寝付くのにすごく時間かかるんですよ

ブラジルから来た野球の助っ人ですか?

is the vietnam currency really called the dong, thats gotta be a mistake right

Full sentence in Japanese.

ポルシェで what

入れちゃダメ(>_

やった、オージーがでてきたぞ.(。-∀-)。oO(計画通り…(ニヤリ))

前に選ばれたけど裁判を始める前に中止された

>Aussie
I have an american flag

Have my Japan friends seen Dunkirk yet

They are already calling it a classic

I've been telling you so many times.
言っている is progressive.

why they put those bots here?

すごく久しぶりに来たけどまだスパムあるんだ…これ人がやってるんだよね?流石に粘着しすぎで怖いよ

眠いよね
おやすみなさい
また明日 zzZ (つ_-*)

奇怪の体のおっさん、乙

まゆゆ乙だにゃ〜!
2000円前後です

愛してる
だから一緒に
寝んねしよ
寿司作り
食後に太巻き
一本だ

で、GKを相手にしないように

MEXT is very hard to get.
The guarantor for JASSO means someone who's willing to pay off your loan when you become unable to pay it back.

まゆゆ乙~!
ファイル名が佳奈美みたいでワロタw

そら、ここ一年と言えば、とらんぷちゃんやろな

fuck im hungover help

No, but when I tried I found Chinese text and it says 停放名人遗体的房间,严严实实地闭着挡雨板,亮着电灯 。
雨板 is 雨戸 is Japanese

>MEXT is very hard to get.
>The guarantor for JASSO means someone who's willing to pay off your loan when you become unable to pay it back.

JASSO is a loan? I thought it was a scholarship? If it's a loan, fuck that shit.

>MEXT is very hard to get
In other words, when I graduate community college next year, I SHOULD choose a Bachelor's University that ofers assistance with MEXT?

You made me think about something I never thought about before. I should definitely choose a University that helps with MEXT, given this new information. Time to schedule some campus visits...

thats fucking stupid what a stupid language

Wait... Your English is too good for you to be The F...
It must be an impostor!!

Planning on visiting okinawa with family next year for the beach, food, weird shit. Got a question: what is this liquor with a fucking dead snake in it? I keep seeing it in pictures. Is it gud?

まだまだだね
ただミスだったよ
教えてくれたありがとうよ

オーシちゃんしかない、私にとっては
(あなた、可愛い女性なの?)

この曲も不思議な曲
youtube.com/watch?v=c6e3Tiw2pkQ

...

>balding middle-aged men
oh...(´・ω・`)

how old are you?
im 20

エロい

sickoo.com/embed/335
ISIS music

JASSO is a loan.
You can apply for the MEXT scholarship through the Japanese embassy, but it is said that only one out of 100-1000 applicants is accepted.
Alternatively you can apply for it through a professor while you are in Japan. The rate of acceptance is 10-20%.

...|ω・`)

because I like you

>gud
Taste doesn't matter. It's supposed to be a sex booster.

Well, I actually found her in Japan and been to her house, met her parents and shit and they was pretty much fucking Japanese, y'know so I'd say my doubts about her nationality are pretty low duuuh

u wat
elaborate

先の見えない
自営業(貧乏予定)

そんなアラサーカップル

>社員ならいろいろ保険もつくし
(Besides,) company employees get insurance.

おー、久しぶり
ぱんちゅ屋っす
捏造トラップ−NTR−
見てる?

>ぞ
..., nigga!!
>さ
..., meng.
>よね
..., eh?

it was a joke question
my gf is from Taiwan

For those feeling drowsy please sleep.