This is a 42 years old unmarried and childless man. Say something nice, cheer him up!

This is a 42 years old unmarried and childless man. Say something nice, cheer him up!

>42 years old unmarried and childless man

lucky son of a bitch.

>dude why don't you care about the environment?
>*hops in private jet to fly to 200 foot yacht*

Have fun screwing that supermodel tonight, Leo!

Hang in there buddy. Plenty of fish in the sea. Soulless, amoral bloodsucking fish. But fish non the less.

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he is single-handedly stopping global warming

>get a pity Oscar because people on twitter bitched

How often do you think he contemplates suicide?

Fish are fucking revolting

Less often than you do

He's a man that never grew up.

yeah, what an idiot for not getting married.

I'm not arguing that he isn't a hypocrite but the dude donated millions of dollars to have a forest planted in mexico to "offset" his own carbon footprint

Being rich, single and childless is literally the best life no matter what marriagecucks or childcucks say

oh geez well if only every regular person had enough money to have an entire forest planted to offset their carbon footprint too

>Control yourself
>Take only what you neeeeed from it

I think the idea is that the average person doesn't have their own private jet and yacht which needs off-setting

It'd be even more effective if he planted the forest and didn't fly his own private jet

sleep tight puppie

they should try becoming extraordinarily wealthy. if Leo could do it with 0 acting ability anyone can

t. Raised by single mom/parents got divorced

He's almost the same age. Pity this unmarried childless man, Sup Forums, he clearly needs it.

Good work, Leo.

Is this cockbite vaping at the fucking oscars? What the fuck is wrong with people?

>falling for the family jew

Like clockwork

Kek

How old were you when they split up?

He probably has a lot of nigger bastards.

this

he's rich as fuck to boot

leo is truly what it means to be mgtow

god bless

He's my fucking idol.

>Don't give a single shit about anything or anybody
>Fuck whichever supermodels whenever you want at 42 years old
>Never got married or had children
>Great actor

Man's a legend.

JUST

This.

I've tried to do thinks like he has.

>no gf
>no married
>no childer

I just need career as an actor and fuck supermodels.

Damn it feels good to be Leo like

A lot healthier than smoking ya tard

>Malet DiCukrio
>only hired by Hack Nolan

and scorsese, tarantino and ridley. so 3 more hacks

>she thought she was on a legitimate DATE with leo fucking dicaprio

>This is a 42 years old unmarried and childless man that can't grow a beard for shit.


FTFY

>started vaping

kek

>DUDE GLOBAL WARMING I MEAN CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL AND BAD LMAO. BUT AS LONG AS YOU PAY YOUR TAXES YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT LMAO. ALSO OVERPOPULATION IS BAD BUT LETS SAVE ALL THESE STARVING AFRICANS LMAO.

And Inarritu and Spielberg and Luhrmann and Eastwood

a fucking god

Legend.

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>HAHAHAHAHAHA
>WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT FOR NOT GETTING MARRIED AND BEING RICH AND FUCKING MODELS EVERY NIGHT HAHAHAHAHA

My parents have been together for 27 years, actually. It's still pointless to get married in this day and age.

A God among men.

#rekt

This guy is my hero.

He knows women are whores who don't deserve a ring

>schlameel

I feel I will become fluent in Yiddish in a few years if I keep hanging out on this site

He looks content and happy

The maternal need exists only for women. As far as his body is concerned he has done his biological duty by Cumming into a million women.

>You will raise Leonardo DiCaprio's son one day.

What a wonderful world we live in.

>sucking the e-dick
Just be a man. Up and quit or smoke some real shit.

>donated millions of dollars to have a forest planted in mexico
>wiped out by a colder than normal year
pottery

dubs on both ends, like leo would

>the woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change

>vaping

why not just smoke cock