>so the other day I had my PERIOD! *female audience member gasps
>That's right! I am a woman! Did I tell you about my VAGINA? *a baby starts crying, male audience members whipers this is an outrage
>And I have had sex with MULTIPLE men in the last months! *someone shouts call the police!
Is this how female comedians think of themselves?
dude SHOES lmao
Is there a single good female stand-up comic out there?
Unfortunately people without observational skills of empathy have zero knack for comedy, especially people who get really offended at everything
Hence why conservatives and women suck at comedy
no
Wanda sykes
>conservatives suck at comedy
Norm Macdonald?
>so every other sentence i say the word FUCK! *female audience members laugh hysterically
>That's right! I am a woman! Did I tell you about my FUCKING VAGINA? *a baby starts crying, white male audience members whispers, "this is an outrage"
why do female plebs think it is funny when a 'mom' curses in a movie.
comics are just liars
they're all shitlordy he man woman haters, acting 100% selfishly and saying whatever they need to say to get what they want. Which is pussy and television pilots.
>people who get really offended at everything
And these are conservatives? Have you not seen the river of tears flowing nonstop the last couple months?
Are you seriously suggesting that Conservatives are more likely to get offended than Libruls?
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Yeah, Conservatives are the ones who invented safe spaces and "hate speech" laws.
Why do female comics assume that in order to keep up with men they have to be absolutely gross?
>but male comedians talk about their dicks all the time!
It's usually for a joke or 2, not the entire bit
>Hence why conservatives and women suck at comedy
Bullshit. Heaps of good comics are conservative. Important comics too...
Jay Leno, Seinfeld, Bill Cosby, Colin Quinn, Joan Rivers, Don Rickles... my goodness.
>Unfortunately people without observational skills of empathy have zero knack for comedy, especially people who get really offended at everything
>conservatives
>offended at everything
lmao you got it backwards libcuck
holy shit can't believe how delusional you are
>seinfeld
>all those names except maybe leno
You pulled that out of your ass, Seinfeld is a huge libcuck and hates Trump
>conservatives like trump
WRONG
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>Doonsbury
Binned.
Trump is the most liberal Republican President in living memory.
well still Jerry is pretty liberal, so is Larry David, I mean they are both jews from new york
both of them play golf with Obama
>Go to watch a comedy show
>Some snarky leftist keeps interrupting and lecturing the audience
The lack of self awareness is amazing and people wonder why Trump won?
>The male kangaroo *VAGINA!* doesn’t have a pouch
>only the *SHOES!* female has it.
>So the male *MY PERIOD!* has pouch envy.
>'Why should she have *MY VAGINA!* this huge pouch, and I *CERVIX!* have nothing?
>I have things to *DID I MENTION MY FUCKING VAGINA?!?* carry, too. At least give *SHOES!* me a pocket.
Tig is the only good female comedian i've ever heard
The only thing even remotely "feminist" or female involved in her shows are how her boobs were already so small the joke was on the cancer instead of her
I think women try to be "physical satire" when it comes to them stepping in on generally male positions. Not that they aren't good at whatever it is, they just purposefully act bad and make no effort to get better at such task in some vague effort to "make a point" against it, even if they don't know what that point is. I know this can't just be me, though. Seems like they try to weaken anything they don't like until it dies instead of try and fix it.
>conservatives
This was true a few decades ago. Now it's the exact opposite.
but they know they are "correct"
Good job proving his point you retards
her whole shtick is muh boobs
tell me how many times you fags made threads about the evil liberal media out to get you and why there not more people representing your view point on TV?
boo hoo
> Conservatives are the ones who invented safe spaces and "hate speech" laws
If you're a rational person and recognize that churches/religious institutions are pretty much the original safe spaces, then yeah.
Wrong, not her whole thing whatsoever.
And when she does talk about them it's nowhere near the same way shitheads like Ali Wong would talk about them.
Fucking Doonesbury
>Göbekli Tepe is regarded as an archaeological discovery of the greatest importance since it could profoundly change the understanding of a crucial stage in the development of human society. Ian Hodder of Stanford University said, "Göbekli Tepe changes everything".[3][40] If indeed the site was built by hunter-gatherers as some researchers believe then it would mean that the ability to erect monumental complexes was within the capacities of these sorts of groups which would overturn previous assumptions. Some researchers believe that the construction of Göbekli Tepe may have contributed to the later development of urban civilization, as excavator Klaus Schmidt put it, "First came the temple, then the city."[41]
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Fun fact: she was so triggered by the negative feedback that the BBC deleted the original upload, and subsequent re-uploads are usually DMCA'd.
roflmao so true
If I remember correctly even the original official upload even made fun of the shoes bit in the description
jesus what the fuck
>shits on conservatives for not being funny
>not one joke in his entire cartoon
Really gets the cogs moving...
i thought this chick was pretty good
iview.abc.net.au/programs/comedy-next-gen/LE1602H006S00
Zoe Coombs Marr
>A feminist comedian dressed as a mouthy male stand-up, dressed as a silent Gaulier clown, trying not to offend anyone. Sound confusing? It is. 'Welcome to Trigger Warning' - the award winning show from Zoe Coombs Marr.
Dropped, thanks for playing
The only funny thing is you thinking she is funny
Neck yourself tard
Genuinely funny women aren't the types to do comedy
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Male comedians do dick, fart, and sex jokes all the time yet no one complains
only the shitty ones
Is that why Sup Forums loves Seth McFarlane so much? Piss off
Norm Macdonald isn't political at all, everyone just assumes he's a conservative Christian because he a) acts masculine, and b) doesn't display total contempt for religion. Probably says something about how faggy our society has become
>the point of satire is to comfort the afflicted
what
>b-but the female body is gross that's why I don't go near that shit
I literally cant watch more than 20sec of this without pausing and taking breath. Im confirmed autist btw and even I cant stand this shit.
Wtf? Sup Forums hates that untalented fuck for exactly those reasons.
Your beef curtains are showing, roasty.
I went for an aids test the other day, doc told me I have bad news, worse news, and worst news
bad news is you've tested positive for HIV
worse news the healthcare plan you signed up for won't cover any of the treatment you will need for the rest of your life.
worst news is you're a jew and you owe me a $10 copay right now.
i.e. afflicted HIV victims are comforted by making fun of the jews.
She went on a twitter rant saying anyone who didn't laugh at her act was "a Sup Forums fuckboi".
Do you even know what the words "conservative" and "liberal" mean? Liberals are the offspring of light-duty postmodern movements that encourage freedom; or, once did, anyhow
The concepts and institutions linked with conservatism in it's nature prohibits free speech and such
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Exhibit A : Trump.
>when the comedienne says "its a joke"
Lol I remember the original threads about this ugly unfunny cunt getting butthurt
Women can be funny, but only when it's by accident.
She kind of ruins her whole narrative when she uses the word 'fuckboy', which was a term started by male prison rapists to refer to their bitches.
Her story about Taylor Dane is hilarious. Any of her other jokes are on the same level as that one?
>I'm so new on Sup Forums I don't know shit about fuccbois
She is, unironically more Sup Forums than you are.
>fuckboy was invented by Sup Forums
what did he mean by this?
>I don't know about fuccbois in Sup Forums context
>Sup Forums invented fuckboy but only when it suits my narrative
what did he mean by this?
It's not even a 'Sup Forums' meme you fucking idiot, it's primarily used by black Twitter.
I thought this was clear a long time ago
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Yup. Woman are totally retarded. Just deal with it and move on.
>Truth is, ridiculing the non-privileged isn't particularly funny - it's just mean!
>it's just mean
>implying that humor and meanness are mutually exclusive
>implying privilege is necessarily linked to humor
I'm surprised he didn't make a comment about "punching up" and "punching down."
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This? Didn't even smile once. Why do you niggers always lie to me?
wew
>I don't understand the irony of someone calling Sup Forums users "fuccbois"
>When it's a very popular insult in this website
Or well, used to be. You just weren't here to know about it, fuccbois.
>Sup Forums has used a word that was invented forever ago therefore Sup Forums invented it and as such you are a newfag
What did he mean by this?
Telling other people how to do comedy.
Not being remotely funny while doing it.
>back in the day Sup Forums used a word that already existed
>heh fucking newfags don't know about my imaginary narrative
>I can't understand shit
Fuccboi
>if I change a few letters in a word that has existed since the dawn of time that makes it my word
What did he mean by this?
What a sad bastard.
Nah, it's because you can't get a job in comedy while being a conservative. Actual comedy shows in theatres and such are full of conservative comics, but good luck getting a gig on the BBC or such.
this is fantastic
Those parents are so fucking annoying. The girls are so inept. It is a near perfect storm.
Female comedians lack introspection, ergo not funny.
More pics please.
There's a lot in this.
The BBC goes to great lengths to give women and minorities airtime when it comes to comedy, which is fine, but there is no such push for them to give conservative comedy any airtime, even though it is the primary political stance of the UK.
Haha so snarky and counter culture! Truly revolutionary material I dont know why you guys h8. She's like the Che Guevara of comedy
>Using the "OH BRUH IT IS SO IRONIC SHE USED FUCCBOI WHEN IT WAS COINED BY PRISONERS"
I don't see you talking shit when people used "cuck" even though it had been around forever. Fucking fuccboi.
>two words invented since dinosaurs roamed the world were invented by Sup Forums because I said so
What did he mean by this?
>I am being autistic about the usage of a word
>therefore everyone else has to be autistic about every other word at all times
Not invented by Sup Forums, but have a very specific meaning.
Fuckboy.
>a word that has had the exact same meaning since the creation of the universe no matter how you spell it only has a different meaning when I say it does and spell it wrong
What did he mean by this?
Get a room
I'm siding against the one using 'fuccboi' unironically, 2bh.
>man femenists sure are dumb *women begin hyper-venrilating*
>i saw an ad about black people the otherday, it was kinda hypocritical *shouts of rage from the negro section*
>my wife annoyed me the otherday *un peacekeeping troops forced to come*
Why are male comedians so dangerous? Don't they know they're inciting violent riots and revolution.
>mfw people unironically think that south park was right about female comedians
Also this
>implying she wrote any of that dialogue
you wont trick me, mister
First few times I saw her, agreed. But she wears thin.
>open mic comedy
>some female comics will try to talk about being single and depressed, 100% of the time theyre in a committed relationship and say it for the novelty
>most will talk about enjoying the act of sex and their enjoyment therein
>they will be coddled by the community for being female, given more opportunities despite lack of talent
>had overheard one straight up negotiating a show in vegas for fucking the owner
>they'll move up without getting better and be backed by their male comic friends trying to get some
>the louder ones will be the ones you see on tv, but its all the same at every level
>male comics usually go away from porn and jerking it and sex jokes after realizing everyone does that in the beginning and its viewed as hacky