HAPPENING! Army of Spider Crabs Marches Towards Australia

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/18/video-shows-spectacular-footage-of-giant-spider-crabs-massing-in/

HAPPENING!! An army of thousands of Spider Crabs has been been spotted marching off the shores of Melbourne. What will the aussies do as the upcoming Crab Wars mounts??!!

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>be australian
>eaten by a fucking crab

well fugg

Pssh. Compared to emus these things will be a walk in the park. We might even bring emu cavalry into this war.

Looks like the price of crab is about to go way down

I fear the crabs will ally themselves with emus. How can Australians even compete with such a powerful alliance?

I live in the Territory and have heard the crab sirens all day.

They can take that shithole Melbourne for all i care

Bump!

RIP Australia

>Whilst Australia is at war with carps there crab allies come with reinforcements

Will the Emus defend their aussie vassal state lads?

Start melting the butter.

Based Emus will save Australia.

those Aussies better be careful they have a long history of getting cucked by animals

They still have PTSD from the Emu War and now Crab War incoming

Crabs are cool and generally friendly, they will only hurt you if you try to hurt them first.

I like crabs

why are austrailians so retarded?

Emu cavalry might bring aussies into this war*

Seeing as though every woman in Melbourne already has crabs I'm assuming they'll just be assimilated into the community.

>Crabs take over Melbourne
>immediately become liberal poofter crabs
>bogun emus push out last of the humans
>just abbos crabs and emus left

Strewth

How will the spider crabs fair against the occupying Emu army?

I've fought mud crabs more fearsome than you!

Huge swarms of bats wreak destruction in Australian town

cbc.ca/news/technology/flying-foxes-batemans-bay-1.3599012

wew, never saw the gif before, looks painful

Enslave the crabs. Use them in our plot for worldwide shitposting.

Kek

First the emu wars, now this. It's time for Australia's sons to defend their country again.

For glory!

I, ARRAK-ATH-NARATH, HIGH SEER OF THE NEW EMU EMPIRE, USE THIS MEDIUM OF COMMUNICATION TO MAKE KNOWN OUR INTENTIONS.

THE CRAB-EMU FEDERATION IS HERE, AUSTRALIOIDS, WE HAVE COME TO CLAIM OUR LANDS BACK FROM YOU INVADERS.

OUR WINGS SHALL SOAR OVER YOUR CITIES, OUR BEAKS SHALL FEAST ON YOUR ROTTING CARCASSES, YOUR STREETS WILL DROWN IN CRUSTACEANS AND BLOOD.

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT TODAY MARKS THE END OF AUSTRALIANKIND

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Good banter m8

#NotAllCrabs

The crabs literally come to us to get fried and eaten and you think your country is great?

Not again!
I just finished my lotion to get rid of the last lot I contracted

STRANDING

For you

yeah lets have us some crab. fuck yeah spider crabs, lets eat goys.

Sleep tight crabber

>Europe overrun by kebabs
>USA overrun by beaners
>Aus overrun by crabs

There's a culinary joke here I swear to kek

Fuck, now they have air superiority.

>How can Australians even compete with such a powerful alliance?

We'll tell the jew allies that the crab/emu axis is National Socialist.

Its the swarm we are all gonna get fugged

Lads, why is australia always the laughing stock of the animal kingdom?! Riddle me this

you fry them? that seems a little odd

SAVAGE
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>Crabs take over Melbourne
>immediately become liberal poofter crabs

Laughed so hard, it's true

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youtube.com/watch?v=6Pz2p0KVnJs&list=PL_nAxtxClgmxM_3o2cUx0y2i9NBMlfwoT
thread theme

surely our emu overlords would protect their own vassals

#refugeeswelcome

This is a new era for Australia as they shift to a crab based economy. With the excess of crab shells and meat they will be repurposed into clothes and electronics. From the low necked crabbity-crew t-shirts to the crabbity coinkers they play the song of Australia on.

That is the US Navy SWCC Special Warfare Combatanat-Craft Crewman.

THEY'RE HERE

AAGHHHHHHHHHH

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GET OF FMEE

GETT OFF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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That looks like a tasty way to die

I don't get it, australia has armies of giant birds and crabs, how are they not all fat as fuck ?
I'd be bbqing and cooking them all day

Fuck I'm hungry.

>batemans bay
They're honoring their shitposting traditions even when naming their towns.

Lol Australian women will finally get enriched by the BCC (Big Crab Cock).
Aussies will all be cucked

#notallcrabs

>be american
>get overrun by carbs

>he's never had fried crabs leg
You disappoint me China, normally you eat fucking anything that moves

checked and keked

>off the shores of Melbourne
oh no
stop the crabs before it's too late and they become faggots

>emu x carp x crab alliance

GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN AUSTRALIA

How can Australian humans compete?

We are seizing the pincers of production.
Throwing off he mantle of oppressive flightless birds we are now the United Crustacean socialist republic of Austrlia

But we just declared a war on the fucking European Carp!
csiro.au/en/Research/BF/Areas/Managing-the-impacts-of-invasive-species/Biological-control/Biocontrol-of-carp

We can't fight on two fronts at once and contain the emus. Fuck this shit, lads. I'm out.

They're gonna march right into a cooking pot and into my tummeh

>rattlesnake.jpg

lel

At least we didn't lose to A FUCKING CRUSTACEAN

Lets round up the Emu royalty and pinch their ankles

They just want to shake your hand. And arms. And legs. And nose. And neck.

Stop being so racist.

>giant crabs destroy Melbourne, aka Tumblr Incarnate

Win win for us tbqhwymfaf

(((to be quite honest with you my fat American friend)))

They are doomed, the crabs severely outnumber Emus and even they couldnt be handled. With the Australian armed forced tied up in a losing battle against the crabs, the Emus will surely take advantage of the situation striking major cities, possibly even sacking Melbourne.

The Australians can only pray that their Emu overlords will be merciful, all is lost.

The Emu's air support literally fire bombs other animals.

washingtonpost.com/news/innovations/wp/2016/02/10/crafty-australian-birds-may-be-resorting-to-arson-to-smoke-out-their-prey/

>get overrun by carbs

aren't crayfishes and other crustacean destroying your rivers ?
also monkeys destroying your cities ?

The crabs are our allies.
We have acknowledged the crabs as the traditional owners of this land. They are on our national flag.

While the rest of the world has to deal with terrorism and complex political matters, Australia is about to be invaded by a bunch of crabs
Good to know I suppose

Oh sh-
>melbourne
no fucks given, hope both sides get firebombed into oblivion, the north can survive though

is no one going to post the vid of the crabs sacking that island?

Those 2 farmers have a great KDA and again

>melbourne

They can have it, would you complain if giant crabs and flightless birds sacked Commiefornia?

JUST FUCK MY CARAPACE UP SENPAI

>"We are really lucky that such an amazing thing happens near Melbourne."

Typical Melbournite excepting refugees with no regards to what effect it'll have on the current ecosystem

>Melbourne

I for one welcome our new crab overlords

>based crabs destroy melbourne

nothing of value was lost

you fool, you've made them think criminal island BELONGS to them

Here's how Australia's economy works
1. Chinks to do manual labor
2. Export raw materials to China using a chinese ship
3. Chinks makes product, possibly in an American factory for an American company
4. Chinks the ship it to Australia
5. American owned retailers sell product for +50% more than what it costs anywhere else

ISLAMIC SPIDER CRABS GONFIRMED

Uhh Crustacea of PEACE thank you very much.

watching this may provide you with a strategy.

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If by monkeys you mean negros than yes, we lost to the great negroid invasion of our cities a while back

F

this banter is just beyond my understanding

>This snibs the snab

This big fucking crab and his wife's son bites you're girlfriend ass at the beach what would you do ?

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ALLAH WILLS IT!

youtube.com/watch?v=7efaivmilno
Australian land crabs

Put an elastic band over his snibs so he can no longer snab

It means the infestation is already apparent Abraham.