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who will fight nagunow now?

Imagine being one of the people who posted in this thread about "respect", Diaz liking Conor, or any of the other cingey shit you see.

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Why'd you do it Junior? Why?
>mfw

Why wouldnt he ? You should ask ''why didnt you hide it better" instead

Tell me without memeing how does Conor match Floyd's speed and defense?

Oscar De La Hoya had height and reach AND boxing mastery and didn't beat him. Canelo had height, prime levels of fitness, AND boxing mastery and didn't beat him. The list goes on, I love McGregor and want him to win but as the fight is a week away I'm starting to get nervous.

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Conor is going to anhilated and picked apart like we've never seen before.

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Are these the only 100% drug free but still successful UFC fighters ever?

BJ Penn
Werdum (fucken bum)
Nate and Nick Diaz

On second thoughts how do you even spot a roider?

Obviously Kevin Randleman was on something because of his physique, but so was Anderson Silva and had a dad body the whole career.

It's not just about packing on muscle, it's power, speed, reaction times... It would be logical to say any athlete who's in top 5 is on PEDs because there's no way you can beat other people who are cheating while remaining clean.

The eye test gives you a lot of false negatives, but almost no false positives.

Nick admitted that he (and he even dogged on Nate) have done roids
You can't spot a roider. Eye test works on ridiculous guys like Brock but you also can't dismiss small and weak looking guys either

Even if Conor's side comes out to $100,000,000, which is doubtful because a lot of that is no doubt coming from back-end points (meaning he's likely not to see money from that for a long time if ever, google: Hollywood, back-end points, not getting paid), he has to pay out:

15% to publicist
10-15% to manager
10% to agent
$300-$500,000 for camp, pre-fight medical, travel
and
$121,505.25 (lump sum; income tax)
PLUS
39.6% of the income over $418,400 (income tax)

And... the $100,000,000 shows up as around

>$14,000,000

in your bank account.

Still good money, tho.

youtube.com/watch?v=LSOSHmHdetQ

>On second thoughts how do you even spot a roider?
they're a professional athlete

Who is your favorite nonroider, undisputed, current middleweight champion?

Robert Whittaker.

Derrick Lewis willing to replace JDS apparently

he better make sure he takes a shit before the fight this time

scrub

His favorite is Bisping too
>Michael is tough. If I had to lean one way or the other I’d probably lean towards Michael. I think he’s got what takes to get it over him.


mmanews.com/robert-whittaker-thinks-bisping-will-beat-gsp/

It's not my fault, I *had* to pick him. For some reason the guy decided to specify nonroider, and that rules out Bisroid.

>picking a fighter means they're your favourite
I don't like Floyd as a person, he's still beating Conor.

you forgot the 10% cut to his gym and head coaches. 10% to Kavanagh, 5% to Owen Roddy, 15% to Ido Portis.

>"I’d fight Amanda, but I have no interest in fighting her,” Cyborg said during a media day in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. "We’re two Brazilians, and that would ‘kill' one Brazilian. Why kill one if we’re representing the same country? It’s us against the world."

Conor has no chance especially since a boxing bag beat him after two rounds

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>conor embeddeds this week

TYBSCHAUB

I loathe literally everything about Brazil at this point.

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Are those 12 oz.?

Plus all the people on his payroll.

This is what people don't realise, it's not "I make 200 million in 36 minutes" like Mayweather says, this is a full blown company running for many months which has high operating costs. What you get at the end is your salary for the whole thing, not for the 36 minutes.

There is no way he can move that fast with 12 oz gloves. They have to be 10 oz at the most.

Imagine if he hops into a right straight and gets laid out.

Imagine.

Imagine the salt if Conor front kick KOs Floyd.

Do 2 extra oz. really make a huge difference? Not sure if you're being sarcastic

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dom actually outlanded neck tat in this fight..

non-heavyweight boxing matches look ridiculous

you got these little skinny twerps in big gloves and even bigger shorts who are trying to punch each other but the gloves are so big compared to their bodies they basically act as shields

anything below cruiser weight needs 4 oz gloves, keep the big gloves for the big guys

also get rid of those retarded shorts that cover the kidneys, i hope mcgregor wears his little yellow ones from the open workout

Yes. It changes literally everything.

>2 ounces make that much difference
>t. boxing expert since 24 hours ago

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webm of this?

is she injured or some shit when is she fighting cyborg?

>THOSE FUCKING ANGLES

Still not sure

Is it illegal to fake a kick in boxing?

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Name a single good thing about Brazil in the MMA community

what is this chestlet

>huelocaust mma edition.webm

>how do you even spot a roider
every professional athlete has to take something to stay competitive

No, it's just pointless. If McGregor tries to feint a kick he's just opening himself up to a counter that he won't be able to dodge because only has one foot on the ground.

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shame about the face

if conor didn't go for that takedown nate would have tko'd his ass

I can't wait for the webms of the fight Saturday.

"Oh, so you're a boxer now."

Maybe, maybe not. Conor didn't have the heart to find out is the bigger take away

Gustafson has done nothing to earn a title shot. He didn't even earn the last one. White hype is tiresome to deal with

how do fighters like gastelum miss weight by 10 pounds? can you not see that a week before the fight you're too heavy and that you need to start cutting sooner? i mean there are scales everywhere, you don't just get on at the official weigh in and be like oh darn that's a surprise.

>the shallowest division
>literally jon jones and two other fighters (dc and gus)
>volkan is #4 in the rankings after fighting in the UFC for just a few months
>next in line are manuwa and texeira (utter shit)

please tell who you expect to fight in this terrible division?

either dc, jones and gus are in a league of their own, or there are just no good lhw fighters at this time

Well he's the 2nd contender and the 3rd best guy in the division. Also gave Jones his toughest fight

>>volkan is #4 in the rankings after fighting in the UFC for just a few months

He just murdered the guy who was going to substitute in for either DC or Jones. Give him the fight.

good morning from my neck in the woods, it's almost 5 AM. who is your favorite woman fighter in the ufc?

I'm really surprised there aren't more black girls in WMMA.

There's no womens heavyweight division for em

There's plenty of skinny ones.

Brazil leading the way!

dat mental power and self control

Texeira Is utter shit, but Gustafson couldn't even finish him in four rounds.

skip to 50 seconds

youtube.com/watch?v=7I54idPBshg

volkan did not knock out misha

and manuwa is terrible, just terrible.

>Well he's the 2nd contender
Because the rumble retired and Davis went to Bellator

>The 3rd best guy in the division.
Not even sure about that

>Also gave Jones his toughest fight
Jones gave himself the toughest fight by not training and partying all of camp. No way Jones loses to the guy who lost to rumble, DC, and some guy who isn't even in the UFC anymore.

You know who else is terrible? Gus. He's still doing that running away shit.

He doesn't deserve the fight. Give it to Volkan.

>dc returns
>gets heemed again
>kills himself

You have to admin Gus has improved a lot, whereas DC and Rumble were peaking.

>DC and Rumble were peaking
DC looked the best he ever has in JBJ 2.

I mean Lawler got KO'd by a jab from Diaz. Or did he take a dive too?

he literally touches him with the front of his hand on the side of his neck

it wasn't even a jab, he was just placing his hand there to hold onto him

So why'd he eat the shots on the floor?

What's your ape index?

ape-index.com/

Mine is 1.138

Kys, im still drunk

Wgaf

.942

100%

Justin Ledet

1.072
5'9
74 inches

here's a real 0.942

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Hey new to UFC how do you pronounce Joanna Jedrkysdjkwzkdjwkzy?

Is this the lamest record in UFC history?

Badly.

1.005

Hendricks won that fight

I would literally unironically heem you

Rose Namajunas is my favorite WMMA fighter. So these are the coveted European hours? That is the only good post in this thread, it's just a bunch of know-nothing Europeans/Australians (biggest idiots on /heem/) and drug-alcohol addicted Americans.

I highly doubt that my man

check the record bud

Whittaker is my bio, Maori represent!

Tbh I don't know who doesn't roid, it's sad to think, if you wanted a future in a sport, you'd be confronted with taking roids to remain competitive, or get the boot.

he's barely even half maori, his dad's a white aussie dude and his mum is a half maori nz woman

dude's like 1/4 maori max