A moment of silence for those who were born on 16
A moment of silence for those who were born on 16
>tfw Fenerbahce legend
last two digits decide where I started my managerial career
>psg
>man city
>atlanta
>guangzhou evergrande
>LA Galaxy legend
FIGHT AND WIN
Kiev
Atletico Madrid
Ajax
Ac Milan
>started at Ajax
OK, nice.
>had an unhappy spell at Real Madrid
At least it's not Farça.
>got my mojo back at Shahktar Donetsk
Oh Christ.
>became a legend at Club Brugge
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Real Madrid
>Real Madrid
>Real Madrid
>Real Madrid
Would you look at that
Man City
Juventus
Ajax
Persepolis
Juventus
Bayern Munich
Arsenal
Rangers
What, so you're a one-year-old?
>start at ajax
nice
>bad spell at roma
fug
>waxtap
damn
>club brugge
club brugge legend
what a shit career
Yes, kids these days huh
>Start at AS Roma.
>Unhappy at Atletico.
>Become happy at Toronto FC.
>Legend at Inter Milan.
Quite happy with that desu.
>Start at Porto
>Suck ass at Juve
>Go to Atalanta to get career back intrack
>Become a legend at Fiorentina
Surprisingly possible story.
>Ajax
>Roma
>Sevilla
>Legia Warsaw
>start at Dortmund
>have an unhappy spell at Juventus
>get my mojo back at Lyon
>become a club legend at Gremio
wew
dox'd everyone ITT
>santos
>barcelona
>psg
>besiktas
hmmmmm (im +18 btw)
>Start at Barca
>Unhappy at Bayern
>Career back at Sevilla
>Legend at Atletico Nacional
Come to Besiktas!
s m h @ dumb phoneposters that will never be a legend at Brugge
>start career at Lyon
>have unhappy spell at Spurs
>get mojo back at Dynamo Kiev
>go on to become a Palmeiras legend
Ugh...
>Zenit
>Man City
>Villarreal
>Milan
Sounds like a pretty cool career tbqh
>start at CELTIC
>promising world class talent, the best thing Austria ever produced after Hitler
>Celtic gets a record transferfee for me, over 100mil. Everyone expects me to do really well at Barcelona, maybe as the austrian heir to Messi
>have some solid games for barcelona, nothing special, 1 assist and 1 goal in 3 games
>its time for el classico, everyone in the team is up for it and im a starter
>3minutes into the game, i get the ball for a quick counterattack
>Casemiro slidetackles me, i fall awkwardly to the ground. no card for him.
>horrible leg injury, not able to play for 8months
>my barca career is basically over now
>get loaned back to Celtic next season for my recovery, the potential is still there but after the injury it feels awkward to play
>loan over, i didnt impressive anyone on loan and was just another squad player
>Celtic doesnt have the funds to buy me so Barca decides to sell me to
>Schalke
Im sick of it. All the anons on Sup Forums make fun of me for getting sold to >Schalke. I decide to teach them a lesson. I pray to God every day while on pre-season tour, and he grants me the full power of my long lost potential temporarily. For one season im back to being the GOAT. >Schalke wins the Bundesliga with me scoring 30 goals and getting 20 assists.
>i never felt so good in my life.
Unhappy spell and became a legend at Monaco.
Started at Chelsea as promising pace nigger
Moved to Tottenham but had an unhappy spell
Got my mojo back counting money in Toronto
Got back to Europe and became a legend at Dundee????
Digits decide where I end my career
Also this is a good way to doxx people
Hey amigo, come to besiktas
BAM BAM BAM
nerman?
This is the quality journalism we need from bleacher report
>start off at Corinthians
>Unhappy spell at Roma
>Got my mojo back with Ajax
>Borussia Dortmund legend
>started at
juve
>unhappy spell at
real madrid
>mojo back at
hoffenheim
>legend at
la galaxy
Dortmund-buyern-psv-leverkusen
Wtf I'm like goetze
>Real Madrid
>Chelsea
>Ajax
>Leeds United
Tip, tip kek
the dataminers moved way from pol, that's new
Bayern
Monaco
Hoffenheim
Club America
Top jej
Nerman actually posts on Sup Forums
> LA Galaxy legend
>PSV
>City
>Celtic
>Nice
I'd be alright with that career.
Hoffenheim
Barca
Celtic
Bayer leverkusen
Barca -> Juve -> RB Leipzig -> Schalke
Really gets the noggin joggin
>lyon
>barcelona
>inter milan
>galatasaray
>Halal
>Atlético de Madrid
>Hoffenheim
>Arsenal
Did I finally won a CL with Arseanal spee?
Atlanta
Juventus
Dynamo Kiev
New York City Fc
>Month
So only up to 12?
Anyway
Villareal, Napoli, Ajax, Red Star
>Start at Juventus
>Flop at real madrid
>Get mojo back at right
>Become man city legend
Pulisic and I lead the US to multiple top 8 WC finishes
>chelsea
>barca
>porto
>galatasaray
>tfw i was a young star but then got sold to fucking turkey
Started in Roma
Spent an unhappy spell at halal
Got my mojo back in Toronto fc
Became a legend in apoel Nicosia
Damn my career sounds like Bradley's
>Barcelona
>Chelsea
>FC Toronto
>Real Madrid
That's one hell of a career
so brugge consists only of legends with easy access to a power supply.
>start at
Benfica
>unhappy spell at
Juventus
>got mojo back at
Atalanta
>became legend at
Inter Milan
this actually sounds like a plausible footballer's journey
but you broke the rules
>started at Ajax
>unhappy spell at AS Roma
>mojo back at Ajax
>became a legend at Independiente
rrreeeeeee
maybe op wants to send us birthday cards, you negative nancy
But Götze's getting his mojo back at Dortmund
>battery percentage
the phone cancer is real
roll
>started at
Sevilla
>unhappy spell at
Monaco
>got my mojo back at
Porto
>became a legend at
Chelsea
>Roma
>Atletico Madrid
>Hoffenheim
>Leeds
I dig it
>no one can start at any club from 32-100, no one can have an unhappy spell from clubs 13-100
Am I retarded or is this image retarded?
it is a retarded image but so are you
>buyern
>chelsea
>toronto fc
>inter
>uphappy spell at bayern
>became a legend at Dortmund
>started at Barcelona
>had an unhappy spell at Chelsea
>got my mojo back at PSV Eindhoven
>became a legend at Sampdoria
>Celtic
Solid start
>Chelsea
Makes sense, can't make it in the first team
>Toronto FC
LEL
>Stoke City legend
Based
>Man Utd
>Chelsea
>Porto
>Boca Juniors
>Started out at Chelsea
>Had an unhappy spell at Tottenham
>Got my mojo back at Villareal
>Became a legend at RB Leipzig (lel)
rolling
>PSV
>Real Madrid
>Santos
>NYCFC
kek
>Spurs
>Napoli
>Atalanta
>Torino
Seems ok.
>Battery percentage
Phoneposters really are fucking scum.
I'll do this too
>Real Madrid
>Barcelona
>Sevilla
>PSG
Not bad
Managerial roll
>Start career at Atletico as a CB
>with a lot of hype and potential picked up by Barcelona where my career falters due to high expectations and cracking under pressure
>Sold to Villareal in a swap deal for the next star where I show signs of the potential I once had but too old to now realise it
>Bought by a St Pauli that have recently established themselves as a consistent Bundesliga team
>Spend the rest of my career there becoming captain
>Move to South America when I retire for the shemales and manage Flamengo while I'm there
>PSV
Ok that works live near there.
>PSG
MAD MONEY
>Villareal
mfw
>Basel legend
Kinda makes sense desu, hole up with all the money in the most safe place possible.
>Porto
>Real Madrid
>Sevilla
>Leicester
Wew lad
>Zagreb
>Chelsea
>Villareal
>Milan
nice
Started at Atalanta
Unhappy spell at Monaco
Got my mojo back at Celtic
>Schalke legend
> Hoffenheim
> Juve
> PSV
> Bayer
Not bad desu
ill do this too
>Porto
>Man City
>Ajax
>Feyenoord
Backstabbing 020
>toronto fc
>barcelona
>villarreal
>independiente
How JUST is my career?
>Timbers
>Juventus
>Ajax
>Flamengo
Wew what a shitty career.
>debut for Celtic
>Sign for Man City, don't do well.
>Go back to Celtic and get my mojo back.
>become a legend at fucking CSKA Moscow
kill me
>unhappy spell at Roma
>got it back at Celtic
>Brugge legend
why me
do ajax-feyenoord (or reverse) transfers ever happen?
(i would look myself but i don't care that much)
>Lyon
>Atletico Madrid
>Toronto FC
>LA Galaxy
Feels bad man
>Real Madrid
>Atletico Madrid
>Villareal
>Malaga
wtf stuck in La Liga
do phones usually tell you your battery %? mine doesn't do that.
Nah, Its quite unique. Cruijff did it tho
>Napoli
>PSG
>Celtic
>Schalke
Geez, that's kinda shitty.
>Start at Lyon
>ok
>Unhappy spell at Chelsea
>sounds about right
>Mojo back at Ajax
>maybe reached semifinals in CL, cool
>Legend at Portland Timbers
>As an American coming back from Yurop, this all send totally plausible
why not
>Start at Shakthar
>Fuck up at Bayern
>Get reborn at Hoffenheim
>Become a legend in Legia
PSV
AS Roma
Villareal
Barcelona (just put it on charge btw)
Actually kinda makes sense
>started at Benfica
>unhappy spell at Real
>got my mojo back at Atalanta
>become legend at galatasary
Sounds a proper brazil journeyman
>Zenit
>Real Madrid
>Atalanta
>Torino
Actually seems pretty plausible.
>start at Villareal
not bad, cool kits and shit... can imagine myself helping on a meme run to finish 4th in Lel Liga
>unhappy spell at Halal
EXPOSED after meme season
>got your mojo back at Portland Timbers
after being EXPOSED at Halal, i went to Murica to delude some muricans
>became a legend at Corinthians
and then, after filling my pockets, i got back at home to play for my childhood club and became GOAT
Damn, it would be great
BEHOLD THE LEGEND OF palmeiras?!
>Started at Zenit
>Unhappy spell in Atletico Madrid
>Got my mojo back in Atalanta
>Became a legend at Napoli
mmm...ok
>Napoli
>Chelsea
>Celtic
>Man City
Topjej