Would Italy have done better at the WC 2014 if they played Valentina Nappi instead of Mario Balotelli?

Would Italy have done better at the WC 2014 if they played Valentina Nappi instead of Mario Balotelli?

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what is she pointing at. reminds me of the guy from the scouser webm doing chink eyes.

He replies to his own post because nobody cares about this thread

yes. look how she took on that volley. golden boot winner for sure

>ywn have your asshole licked by valentina nappi

why live bros

>replies 4, posters 5

She's probably an escort (most pornstars are) so you just have to pay some money and you'll get to experience it

>probably an escort (most pornstars are)
even the up and coming ones? pls be true
>tfw will move to czech republic just to fuck all of those czech street grills

Yes

There are pornstars that are not?

Abella anderson was never a escort which was a damn shame

Remy Lacorix. And now she's fat and retired on top of that. Life is suffering

OOOOOOOOOOH BALOTELLI
HE'S A STRIKER
HE'S GOOD AT DARTS
AN ALLERGY TO GRASS BUT WHEN HE PLAYS HE'S FUCKING CLASS
DRIVE AROUND MOSS SIDE WITH A POCKETFUL OF CASH

Why would you pay a pornstar $1000+ for sex when you can get an equally attractive regular prostitute for $100?

>you can get an equally attractive regular prostitute for $100
w-w-where my friend?

The Czech street shit is straight kino. Good taste, user.

what is the average price for a pornstart scort?

Unless you are an oil lord that wants to shit on their mouths and do all kinds of depraved shit ala saló, it's not worth it.
Many pornstars do escort, many don't, there are agencies that take care of that.
Also, American pornstars are more expensive.
Gianna and Jayden Jaymes were like 2k USD.
Some low tier euro pornstar is like 500 to 800 EUR.

This is regarding pornstars that escort.
Escorts that do porn tend to be cheaper.

T. Pornoisseur

More than $1000 per hour. Some charge really crazy prices. Check out the following link to get an idea who escorts and then google their name + escort to get the prices
pornstars4escort.com/category/pornstar-escorts/

There are some on kaufmich.de who charge that little and are good looking. But those are only a select few. If you're really looking to score a good looking girl cheaply (in Germany) I would suggest going to a brothel.

wtf i love italy now

>Ariana Marie
>Dani Jensen
>Ella Hughes

Too bad Dani Jensen has gotten a boobjob now

Well worth it for Gianna

>The women who help during puberty

>pornstar escorts

kek

Based Germanwebmbro

>tfw no Lana Rhoades gf

I feel like Nappi is fucking crazy.

damn, this is painful to read...

...but also funny as heck

They have a godtier knack for picking out girls that are hot, but believably attainable

good milves tßh

>Banned
kek

definitely

She to be pretty retarded on the pornstar scale.

she unironically seems kind of classy at the same time. if you look at her instagram she's always posting pictures of beautifully presented food from some fancy restaurants.
>ywn fuck valentina's beautiful pink asshole and take her out to a three michelin star restaurant afterwards

>tfw I'll never french kiss her after she rims a black man's arse

...

Why do I love nasty stuff like that so much

avant garde af

kino

Nappi is outright awful now that she's older. Watch some Salieri shit with Nappi and that's what's actually hot. Doesn't even look like she's the same person anymore.

underrated

>26
>Old

I guess porn is like Football,

Yeah I was actually surprised. Thought she was far older. Still, 26 in woman years is like 45 in male years.

glad she got her ass beat

Well they say Italian women don't age particularly

>Gets beaten by three Africans in the back
>Manages to choke on multiple occasions almost every game

Sounds like she'd fit right in

>thats why those bananas tasted funny

>tfw Lana will never lick your asshole

>coalburners

"Cicciolina e Moana Mondiali" remake starring Valentina Nappi when?

These are not very attractive girls tßh
Show me one that looks like a twenty year old Monica Bellucci and I'll kneel

absolutely patrician

i prefer vittoria risi

Here in her home country she actually play the "intellectual pornstar" card. She also used to write articles about sex and society on a cultural left-leaning italian magazine.

Monica Roccaforte looks like her twin. She's 39 by now but I think she did scenes in the 90s already.

Because you are a honorary german.

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>Here in her home country she actually play the "intellectual pornstar" card. She also used to write articles about sex and society on a cultural left-leaning italian magazine.
So... pretty dumb

Monica roccaforte was patrician as fuck.

Thank you

I would legit pay 2k for a session with Lana

She's like a fucking barbie and dem eyes

B A N A N A S

the shit is bananas

>2k for 3 seconds with Lana
Still worth it

I would empty my bank account to have a threesome with Lana and Mia.

Oh mai gawd muh dick

...

Not sure if 8 bucks is enough

> I just don't find you very attractive.

Will you look at this skank!

Still didn't deserve it. Have you seen War Machine, Sup Forums?

no u

>licking the other girls tongue while she's sucking dick

KINO

Sounds entitled as fuck, no wonder she got her face smashed in

post moar webbums

She really is fucking ugly. One of the very few pornstars who actually massively improved her looks through all the shit she did to herself.

i am, that's why i think it's hot

>taking misc seriously

...

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realistically how miuch would it cost to bang her without a condom

3000 Euro

how do you know that

Why don't you just become a pornstar yourself and get paid to do so?

wew

giv banana girl

I don't think Lana escorts. But I'm guessing you at least have to pay some thousands.

only got a 5inch benis

Lana rules.

Most porn benises aren't much bigger either. They work a lot with angled shots to make the benises appear bigger. The average benis size in porn is 6 inches.

Don't let your small pecker hold you back, la!

oh my days

>The average benis size in porn is 6 inches.
Yeah, honestly HONESTLY doubt that, m8.

stop watching porn

ok but where do i hire the girls from

also the girls are midget-tier most of the time

72 hours into noporn, wish me luck lads

tonight is gonna be tough

The average size is definitely not 6 inches, but I agree with you on the angles and lenses that make things appear larger or more curvy.

You don't have to have a big dick to do porn if you can find a niche. Like if you know your bdsm type of stuff you can just do that like they do at sex n submission with the toys and restraints.

I recently watched a BTS with Mick Blue and Kristina Rose in which they discuss men trying to get into the porn business. Mick was saying that he gets dick pics of guys who ask him whether he can get them into the business. But both Mick and Kristina laughed about that and said that you need to know somebody if you're a guy and want to be a porn star.

>72 hours into noporn
>in a porn thread
nigga

Not only the girls. Since heigth and benis length is almost unrelated, they regular dicks look bigger on manlets

>wanna be a male pornstar
>need to know somebody

Such is life in any profession. fml I even have a 10 incher :(

>mandingo, famous for his huege dick is only 1,7m tall

really lets the almonds erupt

Still 24 cm

I have 16cm and I'm not a manlet so it looks rather average

good luck ladm8

That's the thing. Many of those blacked dudes are short.

>Short dude with respectable schlong + tiny chick + right focus/camera perspective = big dick porn

I'm not saying they aren't big some are 7, some 8 inches. But by no means the horsecock.