Dortmund vs Wolfsburg Match Thread 1

[Jacob Flores]

Season Opener.

Starts in 15 bings.

Fellow burgers can see it on FS1

[Ian Anderson]

Hello where are the streams?

[Levi Martinez]

puligod will score. guaranteed

[Ayden Lee]

here's a decent one ocsstream.info/wolfsburg-vs-borussia-dortmund/

[Nathaniel Fisher]

>for me, it's Dortmund

[Cooper Jenkins]

will based gomez start?

[Hunter Perez]

Wolfsburg

1 Koen Casteels
17 Felix Uduokhai
31 Robin Knoche
13 Yannick Gerhardt
3 Paul Verhaegh
11 Daniel Didavi
4 Ignacio Camacho
6 Riechedly Bazoer
33 Mario Gomez
32 Kaylen Hinds
16 Jakub Blaszczykowski
SUBSTITUTES
23 Josuha Guilavogui
20 Max Grün
7 Paul-Georges Ntep
10 Yunus Malli
27 Maximilian Arnold
18 Victor Osimhen
9 Landry Dimata

Borussia Dortmund

38 Roman Bürki
5 Marc Bartra
25 Sokratis Papastathopoulos
2 Dan-Axel Zagadou
26 Lukasz Piszczek
8 Nuri Sahin
10 Mario Götze
27 Gonzalo Castro
17 Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
20 Maximilian Philipp
22 Christian Pulisic
SUBSTITUTES
1 Roman Weidenfeller
4 Neven Subotic
23 Shinji Kagawa
36 Ömer Toprak
19 Mahmoud Dahoud
30 Felix Passlack
14 Alexander Isak

[Thomas Mitchell]

IM simulcasting stuttgart and wolfy

[Robert Foster]

Where are my autistic customer subscribers at?

[Jayden White]

ty yess
puligod and gomez ahh

[Matthew Murphy]

good morning.

[Leo Carter]

he should have stayed in besiktas. but i can't blame for leaving with the current political climate in turkey and all.

[Kevin Ward]

Gotze back from the dead, neat.

[Kevin Reyes]

waifu

[Bentley Miller]

pixie dream girl waifu

[Ryan Davis]

Damn, Götze is still chubby as hell.

[Chase Russell]

So how good is this Obama Young I hear so much about?

[Bentley Jenkins]

Who /bvb/ here?

[Sebastian Scott]

Finally back bois

[Nicholas Thompson]

>game in wolfsburg
>all you hear is dortmund fans

absolutely based

[Nathan Fisher]

Wow it's almost like most away fans are louder than the home audience. Really makes you think...

[Jacob Thompson]

Aww yiss, dortmund is back, was about time

[Elijah Rivera]

mega milk

but minus points for 3d

saved

[Cooper Flores]

/pul/igod reporting in

[Kevin Jones]

here

[Xavier Ross]

Wow Gotze is still a chubby little gerbil

[Gabriel Hall]

any1 got a better stream than the one already posted?

[Gavin Cook]

yes

[Grayson Evans]

sure

[Charles Wright]

Stream? Do i have to call the polizei

[Austin Morales]

I always wondered why there are no ultras in epl. You never hear fans there at all.

[Chase Kelly]

SOILED IT

[Aiden Adams]

>"No more milk for you, user. Until you install Gentoo."

oh shi- what do?

[Eli Martin]

Can someone give me a rundown of this faggot dembele, i know hes acting like a dumbass but why?

[Alexander Brooks]

just pure greed.

[Ian Cox]

Wants to leave to Barca

Bvb being difficult in negotiations

[Noah Cooper]

>"Wäre, wäre, Fahrradkette..."
>t. Loddar

[Ian Cox]

Because Dortmund refuses to let him go to Barca unless the spics pay the right price.

Unprofessional little shit.

[Gavin Morales]

>being difficult
Barcelona are being lowballing fucktards.

[Anthony Howard]

Thats a free €90m, id sell that douche for some more young players. So many in ajax i bet bosz wants

[Chase Sanchez]

>Castro

[Levi Ross]

>Bvb being difficult in negotiations

No, Barca is being difficult. They have the money that Dortmund is asking for, they absolutely have to recruit talent ASAP both to make a statement and to compensate Nerman's departure, yet they keep trying to lower the price.

[William Hughes]

>100 hours of configuring bullshit for some titty milk

hmmm....nah no thank you titty monster

[Henry Ortiz]

they will def sell him but they wait a little longer shortyl before the transfer windows closes...

right now they want 150 m barca only wants to pay 90m upfront and 30m in bonus... in the end it will be something around 110-120m + 30m bonus

[Brandon Lee]

HES A GOD

[Jackson Garcia]

USA
S
A

[Jordan Perry]

PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[Tyler Gutierrez]

Puligooooaaaaaaat

[Ayden Walker]

PULISIC!!!

[Owen Watson]

PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD

[Leo Powell]

PulGOD

[Mason Mitchell]

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[Kevin Torres]

BASED AMERICA

[Henry Sanchez]

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[Christopher Butler]

Wheres is he going next summer lads?

[Elijah Nelson]

>tfw stream is like 2 minutes behind
USA USA USA USA

[Matthew Russell]

to the ballon d'or ceremony

[Brandon Powell]

Chicharito > pulisic

[Jeremiah Nguyen]

I FUCKING TOLD YOU!!!

USA! USA! USA!

[Anthony Brooks]

pulisic to bayern any when?

[Landon Murphy]

Liverpool, la

[Oliver Reyes]

...

[Aaron Garcia]

>sell dembele for 130m €
>already have a better player as a replacement waiting

[Liam Phillips]

>those digits
FUGG

[Elijah Gray]

Bayern

[William Cook]

WTF I LOVE BARTRA NOW

[Adrian Brown]

BARTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[David Foster]

HOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYY SHIEEEEEET

[Nathan Hernandez]

RAINING GOALS LA

[Sebastian Smith]

BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA BARTRA

[Robert Davis]

BARTRA!!!

[Dylan White]

>video assist
w-what

[Thomas Wright]

wolfsburg BTFO

[Christian Jenkins]

>Lolfsburg

Aren't they relegation fodder nowadays?

[Luke Moore]

5-1 INCOMING

[Evan James]

dubs for 5-0

[Adam Sanders]

What what? This season has video ref.

[Kevin Roberts]

webm of goals?

[Brandon Butler]

where are the webms of the bvb goals lads?

[Xavier Hill]

That's new right? Never seen it

[Ethan Harris]

more like this pls

[Logan Jackson]

Gotze >>>>> Dembele

[Hunter Martinez]

twitter.com/foxsoccer/status/898906920148361217

Puligod

[Austin Wilson]

WHERE IS THE WHORE POSTER?

HE NEEDS TO START POSTING THAT WHORE SO I CAN TELL HIM TO STOP POSTING THAT WHORE!

[Anthony Ramirez]

Dubs and 5-1 with Burki going super saiyan in the 2nd half

[Isaiah Thompson]

Yeah, new as of the supercup.

Zagadou's making Wolfsburg look like mugs at times. Not too bad for a makeshift LB.

[Andrew Gray]

best girl

[Nathaniel Hughes]

Definitely best girl.

[Aiden Turner]

>tfw no veejay poster
>tfw no kemme poster
>tfw no leipzig troll

is /bundess/ dying slowly

[Joshua Ward]

>no cancerous posters
good

[Benjamin Davis]

who here unironically want leipzig to do good to piss off tradition babies

[Adrian Flores]

>no cancerous posters
>no posters
>good

>t. Johannes

[Joshua Rogers]

Germans I don't watch bvb. Is pulsing actually good?

[Zachary Morris]

where's the dane

[Levi Thomas]

This commentator is trying to make Uduokhai sound as close to Uruk Hai as he can.

[Hunter Adams]

hes puligod, he scored a banger fellow burger

[Sebastian Nguyen]

I kinda want Lepizig to do good and Bayern to fall into crisis so we can have an actual fight for the 1st place in the league.

[Colton Nelson]

me but also because Timo Werner is /our guy/

[Brody Mitchell]

40 minutes in and I finally realized that Błaszczykowski is playing, great game walfsburg

[Xavier Cox]

she's never in match threads